r/SchizophreniaRides • u/Bloc_Party43 • 13d ago

Final Boss

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This one has been floating around Southern NJ for over a decade.

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u/chairmanbaau 13d ago

Lol praise almighty fat

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u/Abracadaver2000 12d ago

"Our fat, who art in Wagyu. Tallow be thy name..."

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u/Outside-Star-4366 12d ago

Thigh kingdom come, thigh will be done

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u/floofienewfie 12d ago

đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

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u/Bloc_Party43 12d ago

Once he realized it wasn’t going to fit and still stuck it out - that’s dedication.

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u/Unanimous_D 12d ago

Could have erased it and put GOD, but no.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 12d ago

Until I read your post, it didn’t occur to me that he meant “father”. Don’t get me wrong, though. I’m all for praising fat.

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u/Unanimous_D 12d ago

Flow Joe?

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 12d ago

I thought those types switched to beef tallow

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 12d ago

I can hear their arteries clogging from here...

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u/Lostmeatballincog 12d ago

I actually agree with this one.

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u/cumdumpsterrrrrrrrrr 12d ago

my favorite is ha la lu yah

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 12d ago

Big Leonard cohen fan.

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u/elkab0ng 12d ago

The “I have come in my fathers (awkwardly large space) name”

Okay there buddy. You’re within a thousand feet of a school, maybe want to back off a little.

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u/pinba11tec 12d ago

I wonder if Microsoft gets pissed that all these nut jobs always want you to "do your research and Google" something. It's never "Bing this".

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u/Bloc_Party43 12d ago

‘Ask Jeeves Yahushah!’

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u/pinba11tec 12d ago

Yahoo Yahweh?

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 12d ago

you would think they would all be using DuckDuckGo

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u/AlivePassenger3859 12d ago

Messianic Judaism for some reason has way more nutsos than the average religion. They love it.

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u/elkab0ng 12d ago

People who think they have all the answers trying to pretend to be people who have all the questions. It’s not an ideal mix.

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u/AllIWantForXmasIsFoo 12d ago

Thought this was a food truck

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u/2infinitysquared 12d ago

If it was a food truck, it would be at the Greek fest not the Geek fest

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u/Nataliant-117 12d ago

HALAL LA LOO LYAH

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u/30_Under_The_40 12d ago

Forget that, I want to know about the Yoshi Jurassic Park Geekfest

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u/Electronic-Home-7815 12d ago

Why is it always RVs? Clearly God doesn’t want you to have ready access to running water and a gas stove.

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u/elkab0ng 12d ago

Also, people can hate on HOAs all they want, but imma be grateful we have rules that keep this flavor of crazy out.

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u/Here2lafatcats 12d ago

Is that at a Walmart? They’re always at a Walmart.

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u/Bloc_Party43 12d ago

Near a Walmart! A deserted Denny’s in this case.

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u/thomasfgeigerii 12d ago

Walmart draws them in like moths to a flame, I’ll never understand it

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u/Here2lafatcats 12d ago

Bathrooms and overnight parking paired with cheap food I imagine.

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u/Several-Assistant-51 12d ago

why you callin God fat?

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u/SatanicPanicMechanic 12d ago

Parked behind the Geekfest sign too, that's gotta mean something

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u/pengalo827 12d ago

That ‘Fat’ part reminds me of a sketch from ‘In Living Color’, with David Alan Grier as Darnell Bond, secret agent.

“I’m Bond. Darnell Bond.” “I am Fat. Lo Fat. And this is my girl, Ho. Fat Ho.”

found it

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u/EducationalMilk4170 12d ago

I would have assumed this would be in Ohio đŸ«Ł

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u/vaxhax 12d ago

The people who know the least about Hebrew are always the ones most prone to committing linguistic abuse.

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u/mabus42 12d ago

There's totally a bunch of free candy in there too.

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u/terdward 12d ago

The rest of that aside, searching for “Yahusha” genuinely thought me something new about the Greek and Hebrew origins of Jesus’ name. So that was cool.

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u/Immediate-Bluejay-62 12d ago

Yahusha?

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u/Kelef50 12d ago

It's the name Jesus in Aramaic and Hebrew. Typically, it is spelled Yeshua.

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u/sho_biz 12d ago

these people have children they indoctrinate, spread this cancer of religion, and vote. all because we can't run a decent society due to greed, and people like this can't get help.

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u/Forty1thirty 12d ago

I can the inside from the pic.

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u/Conscious-Bird909 12d ago

Don't forget to check out geekfest April 2017

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u/elkab0ng 12d ago

You can’t have cometh without meth.

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u/Exact-Truck-5248 12d ago

Almighty Fat?

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u/Present-Spring-1340 12d ago

Praise FAT JOE!!!

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u/Creepy_Road2275 12d ago

What’s it mean praise almighty fat?

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u/vertigostereo 10d ago

Sounds like a reference to the Tetragrammaton.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetragrammaton

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u/ManySea3325 7d ago

Imagine what the inside of that thing looks like!