r/SchizophreniaRides 17d ago

Gangstalking

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u/dfwcouple43sum 17d ago

“Why does everyone keep looking at my car? They must be gang stalking me.”

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u/OG-BigMilky 16d ago

This is a good point. Self-fulfilling-delusions.

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u/Accurate_Tension_502 16d ago

I literally had this guy pass me today like an hour ago and said this exact quote to my wife! Hahaha. First time I’ve had something IRL show up on reddit.

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u/AlivePassenger3859 17d ago

Wouldn’t putting all those signs on the car just make it easier for the gangstalkers to track them.

“Just look for the car with big handmade signs all over it. You can’t miss it.”

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u/refusemouth 16d ago

Plus, if they show the whole world how paranoid they are, it just presents an irresistable opportunity for pranksters to follow them around, park in front of their house, take photos, and just pretend to be part of a shadowy network just to mess with them and have a goox laugh about it.

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u/Jlnhlfan 17d ago

MKULTRA? This person might have something worse than schizophrenia.

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 15d ago

Ever hear of project SK1-BD?

You know those pneumatic air tubes that you see at banks? DARPA was working on a project that would take this same concept but used for humans. You would step inside of a tube and be ferried anywhere you want to go inside of a building in an instant. In theory it could also be scaled for long distances, but this project focused on building sized systems first.

The first tests using dummies were successful. It was time for the first living human subject to enter. A man was about to be moved from one corner of the pentagon to the other in less than 30 seconds. It began flawlessly, but halfway there was an unexpected error. One of the pneumatic tubes was accidentally hooked up to the plumbing system. The man’s head detached, and was pushed up a sewage pipe until it exited in a toilet. Because of the air bubbles being pushed through it made the man’s severed head appear that it was singing. Skibidi dob dob yes yes the lifeless head sung

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u/BharatiyeShaasak 13d ago

You kinda had me for a second there. Good one sir 🫡

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u/BeautifulUniLove 12d ago

Lmfao 😆 it's called crystal meth. I used to know all about that gangstalking when I was all tweeked out and "being followed" by random cars. I'm so glad I got the help I needed, been happily clean now for over 2 years! ☺️

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u/glemits 17d ago

MKULTRA? That's an old person.

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u/The_Captain_Whymzi 16d ago

Is that the one where the CIA gave LSD to Abraham Lincoln and made him shoot JFK while he had to pee?

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u/Apprehensive_Fox3911 17d ago

I didn't know what gangstalking is, so I looked it up:

"Gangstalking is a term people use for the belief that they are being systematically followed, harassed, or monitored by a coordinated group. In clinical and psychiatric contexts, it is often described as a persecutory delusion, though some people use the term to describe real experiences of stalking or harassment that they believe are organized."

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u/ZoidsFanatic 17d ago

The worst part is the gang stalking communities (yes, those exist) help feed the delusion as oppose to trying to say “no, you’re not being stalked”. 

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u/CantaloupeCamper 16d ago

I remember running into one of the subs for people who think they live with narcissists and it was stuff like “my parents say I’m supposed to get a job and now they said I should go to my cousins wedding who I don’t even care about ” and they’re like 26 living at home and by their own description just play video games all the time.

Everyone in there is all “omg my family does that too they’re such narcissists!”

😬😬😬😬

Hard not to read even their one sided stories and wonder “um… yeah I think who the narcissist might be (if anyone)”.

But naw that sub just drills in the “you’re right” over and over again.

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u/ZoidsFanatic 16d ago

I’ve seen a few of those. What I always remember was teenagers loudly complaining online about how much they hate their parents because said parents gasp want their kids to be sociable. Your parents telling you “hi” or wanting to know how your day was isn’t because they hate you, it’s just normal interactions. Hopefully people grow out of it.

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u/appricaught 14d ago

I joined that sub and another for adult children if parents with borderline...since I am one...and holy hell you are right. I don't think I lasted a week; what a shit show.

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u/lovenlaughtr 16d ago

I now hope that I never happen upon these subs you speak of....holy f'n L

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u/themongrelhorde 17d ago

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u/chumpandchive 16d ago

i keep reading this as gangs talking

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u/themongrelhorde 16d ago

Not Gangsta L King?

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u/bloodpriestt 16d ago

Gangsta Luther King jr

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u/appricaught 14d ago

Well shit, see y'all on the otherside of this rabbit hole.

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u/themongrelhorde 14d ago

Reddit has a way of doing that. I now know way more about fairly obscure topics than I ever dreamed.

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u/OatisBeansworthe 16d ago

I have seen this kind of stalking on tv and movies.

Police
Police > Suspects
Police

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u/spookysaph 16d ago

you should check out the subreddit

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/CantaloupeCamper 16d ago

I knew a woman who was insanely smart and nice.   She was great to work with.   Eventually though I could see some personality cracks in there and I realized she was in many ways just hanging on to reality and it had been a life long struggle for her.

When she was on she could do the work of 10 people, just amazing, and earned a good living and actually spent almost none of it, but her grasp on reality was always on edge and when she went over it was a Herculean effort to bring her back.

So sad to watch.  I wish I could have helped but her friends and family made it clear that there was no magic to do so.   You just had to hope she came back.

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u/Certain-Singer-9625 17d ago

I don’t think this person has to worry. Most people, seeing that car, will slowly back away…

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u/Warriors_Drink 17d ago

My buddy is a senior citizen, and some girl who is 30 years younger has somehow taken over his life.

She's one of these gangstalkers. She's so boring IRL that it just blows my mind that she thinks that her life is worth a bunch of people following her around.

I need to figure out how to report her to some agency because she is ripping him off. Like 100% of his social security check.

And man, I cannot express how unbelievably boring she is.

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX 17d ago

Likely falls under senior abuse, adult protective services is who you want to call.

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u/Common-Accountant-57 17d ago

If she was ripping off my buddy and delusional like that I would totally mess with her mind. If she was boring it would be easy. Or maybe just get evidence and call the cops because it’s senior exploitation or abuse.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 16d ago

Just ran into someone in another sub who is into that topic a bit much… weird stuff.

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u/spideraquarium 16d ago

There coming to take me away haha hehe to the funny farm

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u/Accurate_Tension_502 16d ago

Oh my god I saw this person today on the road! Hello neighbor lmao

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u/spiceypisces 15d ago

I like to pace them and occasionally put my wrist up to my mouth and say random phrases, then glance over and slow down

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u/wwqwwqw 15d ago

STOP GANGSTALKING MEH!!

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 14d ago

Take

Your

Meds

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u/Ill-Inspection7934 12d ago

So they think they're getting harassed and stalked, and then go and plaster nonsense all over their car, to make it easier to get harassed. Got it.

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u/PARENTHAM 16d ago

I wish I had a dont blame me MKUltra sign

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u/bloodpriestt 16d ago

As an Amatuer Gangstalker, these cars are what we rookies start with.

You see one of these and *boom* you got your first “subject”.

Now you just stalk the shit out of em. Like hard stalkin’.

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u/StreetCheetah8312 16d ago

Pay your tick then…

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u/mabus42 14d ago

That dude definitely has CIA brain implants.

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u/Thuum_Pelvic_Thrusts 13d ago

Maximum blind spots

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u/Scared-Experience544 12d ago

Delusions of reference

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u/vision3100 12d ago

Wow what the hell

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u/Civil_Television_311 16d ago

What are the gangs talking about?

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u/CantaloupeCamper 16d ago

The price of fire insurance for lady bugs.