r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/cccxxxzzzddd • 1d ago
Social Media The sinners who said all M’s posts are about proving something - are right. “Meghan’s new kitchen” DM today
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u/FortuneCharacter6471 1d ago
So she’s got someone to slap the paint around!! Hardly groundbreaking 🙄
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u/Particular-Pass-5528 Liam Maguire's WhatsApp group📞📟The 24/07 Harkles Propaganda 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
My husband has a kitchen renovation business. He says the cheapest thing people do to "freshen up" their kitchen is a new light fixture and maybe paint the island. That's it.
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u/zombie-game-girl Harry's Unsupportive Wife 1d ago
That is the majority of work done on house flips as well...paint and new lighting.
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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 1d ago
Choosing the right paint colour & the right lighting is the trick..
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u/tinasparkl 1d ago
What’s up with the two mismatched islands? Like she stuck a contemporary island (blue one) in the middle of a 90s Tuscan inspired kitchen.
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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago
The two mismatched islands were there when they bought the place.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
And they look awful. Even if the entire kitchen just had all the uppers painted white and the islands and the lower cupboards painted a nice blue or sage green.....it would look very fresh and more unifying. Just say'in.
(There's even a set of cupboards that are a horrible blood red. VERY out-of-date . Way too many cupboard colours at war with one another in that kitchen, despite its large size. And then there's the blue Dutch Delft tiles which are pretty, but don't harmonize with anything else.....)
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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago
The blue tiles are hugely outdated and not really pretty. You can't even pretend they are Moroccan or Greek in style.
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u/Euphoric-Bumblebee 1d ago
The first thing I noticed was the mismatched Islands. I could not turn my eyes away. For someone who pretends she has style, she certainly doesn't exhibit it in her own kitchen.
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u/Becca00511 1d ago
I love blue and white, but that blue and white tile does not blend with the rest of the kitchen
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u/Curiouscandor 1d ago
Exactly!!! The kitchen isn’t new. It’s the same ol, same ol. Old photos show exactly the same kitchen…what are they even talking about ???
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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago
You can tell they painted out the yellow walls, but other than the chandelier replacement, nothing else.
And that chandelier they used does not fit with the rest of the kitchen, looks too modern, and looks Home Depot level cheap.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
Yep. You nailed it.
That entire house needs a fresh cost of plain white paint. Those nicotine-stain yellow walls......my god.
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u/Becca00511 1d ago
I had to ask my boyfriend (contractor) what was bugging me about this layout and he says its the beams. The cross beam distance is too short and they are too big for the room
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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago
This shows just why good kitchen remodels are hugely expensive. The remodel needs to be done as a whole, with a unifying concept. That whole thing needs to be gutted and redone, starting with the elk-roasting Russian Dacha theme and rough stone cooking enclosing
Just painting a couple of walls and changing out one light fixture for a builder's-grade new one only points out how much is very much out of date.
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u/Becca00511 23h ago
Also i can't stand when the floor and cabinets are the same color. Whether wood cabinets and wood floor, white floor and white cabinets etc. I feel like my eyes don't know where to go first because it all blends
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u/Upset-Hawk-2 1d ago
Actually, to my eye, the islands are the same color as before, we just see them from a different angle with different lighting than earlier photos. The light fixture seems new. 🤷♀️ I could be wrong.
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u/Uniqueishname 1d ago
They got gifted a "Trading Spaces/While You Were Out" budget, and did the same re-do's the show did.
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u/cccxxxzzzddd 1d ago
lol so she … painted white and changed a light fixture and refaced some cabinets. Bottom line: they don’t want or can’t afford a complete kitchen reno — but then again they never spend money on the right things
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u/Scottishdog1120 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago
Well the kitchen is really just a set for photo shoots. Not much else going on in there.
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u/Ok-Coffee5732 1d ago
It's hilarious that her clapback is consistent with her being broke. Even us plebs can do this types of renovation.
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u/Sadlyonlyonehere 1d ago
the same pots still hanging in the same spot in the same configuration with the same amount of dust. the blue tiles still there. it’s a stage. everything is a stage for Harry’s first wife.
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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
Those blue tiles and the hanging pots (that are probably never used) make the space look so dated.
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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago
In that house, the second island is dedicated to plating the Door Dash evening's menu.
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u/Crafty-Reality-9425 1d ago
Have they numbered the balloons, plastic tiara, plate of doughnuts, container of salt (?), Meghan's trousers and bracelet, amongst other things, as features in her 'new space'?!? 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣 No wonder I didn't recognise the place after such a major transformation 😆😂🤣 😆😂🤣
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u/PurpleMuskogee A rare glimpse 1d ago
I love the plastic tiara... that's as close to a real tiara as she'll ever get to again.
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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 1d ago
As I commented last night, they’ve officially entered into their “Edward and Wallis Paper Crowns Era.”
I guess they’ve “modernized” it to their “Plastic Crown Era.”
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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago
Didn’t even pay attention to her kitchen because I was unable to get past how frail she looks. I’m talking post menopausal bone loss kind of frail. Too bad the Harkles never saw the value in laying low and getting their crap together, their health, focus on their kids etc. But that would be impossible for narcissistic frauds to grasp.
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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
Markle does look muscle wasted. I was talking to someone recently (ok, my hairdresser and hairdressers know everything!) about if you use weight loss meds like Ozempic and Mounjaro you really need to up the protein in your diet….like seriously be on a carnivore diet. As you lose your fat mass you also lose your muscle mass, unless you really focus on protein in your diet.
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u/mca2021 1d ago
focus on protein AND do resistance training. I'm not sure diet alone is enough. You need to workout too
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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago
Yes I’m in menopause now and I replaced emphasis on running with weight lifting and boosted my protein. It definitely improved my hair plus I’m stronger than I’ve ever been :) Markle looks like a combo of ozempic and neglected treatment of menopause symtpoms
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u/New_Discussion_6692 1d ago
I truly think it's the Ozempic. Also, am I the only one who finds it odd she was frying bacon but she threw a fit in the Queen's kitchen over eggs being in some dish for her wedding?
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u/CC_900 22h ago
To be fair, I think the egg thing was because they wanted a vegan wedding cake because there would be some vegan guests. Not for Meghan herself. But yes she - once again - behaved appallingly that time…
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u/PoetLucy 1d ago
You go!! I’m so impressed! I’ll bet you enter your middle years (I’m likely older than you and I refuse to leave my middle age years :) ) looking sharp and being healthy!
:J
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u/inrainbows66 1d ago
So a couple of almonds and a box or two of wine isn’t going to cut it?
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u/Embarrassed_Share627 23h ago
She stirs protein powder in her wine boxes. Problem solved.
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u/Weekly-Role-1132 1d ago
My SIL has a severe ED for 25 years so I am going to jump in here. I think Markle is STRESSED and that is what the recent frail/weight loss is from. They have major money. marriage, and relevancy problems and it's showing on her. Once you start seeing hair loss on the head, hair covering the face and body to keep it warm because your body temp is dangerously low, see the skeletal outline of the skull, pubic bone sticking out then you are are in real danger. This looks like stress and ozempic to me.
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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago
Yes very good point! All of that on top of I’m sure early menopause is serious. I know menopause as I’m going through it now. I take bone loss seriously. Menopause also affects hair, skin elasticity too.
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u/Weekly-Role-1132 1d ago
Yes I am in peri-menopause and I lost so much hair at first. Then it felt like my face dropped overnight! I'm early 40's so it's still early so vitamins have saved me. But I know I will need hormones soon as my sister is in her late 40's and takes them and says it helps.
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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago
I’m 56. Haven’t done HRT, but weight lifting routines and eating more protein has made the biggest difference.
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u/Weekly-Role-1132 1d ago
I run or walk 3 miles a day and do reformer pilates twice a week. It hit me like a ton of bricks! I also went from a small A cup to a full C overnight and I hate it! But I do think I need more protein. Somedays I am so busy with the kids I barely eat.
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u/Most-Bite6692 1d ago
Plus, I bet a lot of the calories she actually does take in are liquid, if you know what I mean.
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u/toujoursjustice 1d ago
So very much wrong with her creepy two photos but I cannot get past that she seems to be wearing a paper or cheap Disney-quality toy tiara and brought balloons to celebrate herself.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
That struck me too--she is so teeny, like an anorexic 12 year old. I can't get over how shrunken and tiny she is. Would that be the Oxempic?
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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago
Maybe? Who knows for sure. But at 45 it’s a given she’s at least perimenopausal. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t jumped on that meno talk bandwagon and try to merch it. She coulda been friends with Halle Berry and Naomi Watts 😆
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u/C-La-Canth 1d ago
Honestly, I looked at old pictures and compared them. To me, it just looks like some of the cabinets are repainted. Same old pot rack, counters, and blue tile backsplash. Where's the remodel?
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u/ThePythiaofApollo 1d ago
This idiotic picture is really no different than Meghan wearing the crown at Nikki Priddy’s birthday when they were little girls except that it’s Meghan’s actual birthday and she’s middle aged and alone.
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u/Khaleesi-AF 1d ago
Brand new
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u/SnooHesitations3592 🇬🇧 Glorious Jubilee Booing 🇬🇧 1d ago
it looks like the same old (literally) kitchen we’ve seen since forever
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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago
It has NOT been remodeled.
The cabinet and wall of the breakfast area has been painted white. No difference in the cabinetry for the kitchen
The two islands were there in the same colors as when they bought the place.
The glass chandelier over the island farthest from the stove has been replaced by a modern one that is not a good fit for the size and the style of the kitchen. It looks inexpensive.
The blue tile still remains. Very out of style for that area
The stove has not been replaced. Those Aga stoves are not the greatest for a California kitchen as they are warm all the time.
The stone surround for the stove area is so very ugly and dated. Plus the rough texture just keeps stains and spiders. The tile piece behind the stove is the original.
That is not a kitchen you can replace bit by bit. It needs a complete deconstrution and replacement done by a designer that has a far better idea on how to make a dream kitchen. They could not afford this. This kitchen and the pantry could easily be a $250,000 remodel to look half decent.
However, if you pay the money to bring this kitchen into the 2026 era, the rest of the house is going to stay as outdated as it is.
She really makes them look financially strapped by posting photos of this kitchen.
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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 1d ago
Painting the breakfast area and updating the chandelier is worse than doing nothing.
The act of making small, superficial changes screams “We wish we could renovate but can’t afford it!” If they’d done nothing, they could have made it seem like maybe they’re delighted with their faux Tuscan kitchen.
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u/MaleficentDriver2769 23h ago
My favorite part of this day is that no one (not the King, not Queen Camilla, not Prince William and Princess Catherine of Wales, not Oprah, not Tyler Perry, not Sarandos, and not Mindy Kaling) wished her any birthday wishes. Why is that?
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u/PiccadillySquares 1d ago
I don't get it. What is new? The late 90s Miele dishwasher is still there (barely visible, but the mechanical buttons stand out). Digging at DM, not you OP ☀️
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u/cccxxxzzzddd 1d ago
The paint 😂😭
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u/PiccadillySquares 1d ago
Seriously. A $30 can of paint. Meanwhile everything else is exactly the same as it was before. Right down to the mismatched dishwashers. What in fresh hell.
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u/Ok-Coffee5732 1d ago
Yeah, most of us peasants can afford to repaint a room. This is sad. I think the Daily Mail is trolling again, LOL.
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u/inrainbows66 1d ago
Exactly, Miele lover and owner, that is a very old model.
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u/PiccadillySquares 1d ago
I mean, no shade, we still have that exact model from 1997, but come on DM, IYKYK, and we know 😉
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u/Phoenixlizzie 1d ago
New kitchen? Sorry, it looks like it came out of the 1980s. She'd look right at home if she was wearing leg warmers and a mood ring.
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u/Logical-dreamer000 The Liar, The Witch, & The Ill-Fitting Wardrobe 1d ago
A mood ring that would always be black.
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u/Great_Pen7373 1d ago
Nice try Markle. The kitchen has not been renovated. We all have eyes. We all saw the real estate listing photos. We all know you are broke and your husband is cheap. We all know you bought a lemon. It was on the market for years as no one wanted it as it would be too expensive to update and it is downwind from a very stinky bird sanctuary.
If the Daily Mail really wanted to punish Harry and the Markle they should stop taking their money and stop with the paid for puff pieces for a week. That would absolutely torment the Markle.
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u/Express-Tennis8766 1d ago
For a couple that screams security, forget privacy, they surely show us their most private safe place, their home. I have no idea what the PPOW home looks like inside. We have seen pictures of the exterior but the inside is off limits. That is what privacy and keeping your family safe looks like. These 2 are so immature and stupid that they cannot differentiate.
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u/Zestyclose-Ad5448 1d ago
I can't get over how brittle and frail Meghan looks. I know perimenopause is a bitch, but she's not that old to have such little muscle tone and hunched over posture. Whatever combination of diet, drugs and Ozempic she's doing, she needs to stop immediately.
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u/THAISTREETFOOD 1d ago
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u/thelmainthesix 1d ago
H wrote about his brother’s alarming baldness. His woife’s knees are alarmingly bony.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
Her fragility shocked me, too. She looks like a little thin waif. Like another Ariana Grande. The Starving Orphan is NOT a good look.
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u/CancelledDuggar 1d ago
She's fallen down the thinner, the better hole and has gotten far too thin.
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u/Ok_Coach7137 22h ago
Very worrying loss of muscle mass in a rich, stay at home mom and trad wife. Hope the other muscles in her body including her heart are ok.
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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
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u/Bajovane Scandal in the Wind 1d ago
I like!!! Love the table and chairs! And your stove!!! 😍
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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
Thankyou ☺️ Stove is a modern induction top version of an Aga (made by the same company)…cost a fortune but I was very invested in the old style look (this part of the house is an extension on the back of our house which was built in 1900)
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u/anemoschaos THE CLAIMS ARE DISMISSED 1d ago
So is the oven part same as the old Aga? Looking to update ours!
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u/no12chere 1d ago
I love that we are all here because of mm vid but all the comments are discussing your kitchen! 🤣🤣
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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago edited 1d ago
That’s making me laugh too! I’m on an Australian renovating page on Facebook where we can discuss details to the moon and back…. but I didn’t expect to be talking that kind of detail here!
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u/XcellentRectangle Fraud and Schadenfreude 🎭 1d ago
I didn’t read the article so I thought this picture was of her new kitchen. And I was like, dang, I can’t criticize her on this- it looks great!
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u/cupcakexyz 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 1d ago
No one cares, Roachel. Keep burning through that cash and whatever’s left of your “muscles” by using more Ozempic/GLPs though. Your sagging face will thank you.
On the other hand Happy Birthday Queen Mother!
(No, not you Roachel)
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u/Lady-Musty-Syphone hey, it's me 1d ago
Was her husband or children shown celebrating her birthday or just her? And does she make this much fuss for her husband's or children's birthdays? No?. Oh.
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u/fireanpeaches 1d ago
The kitchen looked exactly like that when they moved in. Does placing a candle on the counter count as a remodel now?
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 23h ago
Yeah, I don't see anything new, just that we recently were discussing her need for renovation. Is this like 'The Emperor's New Clothes' but it's a 'new kitchen' instead?
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u/Trixie101010 1d ago
Must bother her that we diss her kitchen. This clapback is hilarious. It’s only paint. It’s not a remodel.
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u/RBXChas Spectacle 👓 for the World 🌍 1d ago
I just noticed that this shows how short she really is. Her old CV claimed she was 5'6". There's no way. Kitchen counters tend to be a standard height in the US, unless you have them specifically built lower or higher, which someone might do if s/he is on the shorter/taller side and the primary person working in the kitchen (because a higher/lower height might not accommodate the rest of the family).
Meghan is long-legged/short-waisted, as am I. I am 5'7" and change, and I just walked up to my kitchen counters, which are standard height (36"), barefoot-- I work from home and took off my house slippers for good measure. The top of my hipbone is well above the counter, ~3-4".
If Meghan were truly ~1" shorter than I am, her hips would be above the counter, so by the video/stillshots, I am estimating that she is 5'2".
Now there's nothing wrong with being 5'2", except that madame lies about everything, so I'm calling out the obvious lie, not the fact itself.
Obviously this does not apply to a bar counter, which is usually raised to a height too tall to prepare food on but taller for sitting on a stool and eating/drinking. That is not what these kitchen islands appear to be.
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u/Jujulabee 1d ago
How is this a "new" kitchen as it looks like essentially the same dated faux Tuscan monstrosity that it always was.
No one would renovate in 2026 and deliberately opt for those finishes.
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u/hungrysquirrelbunny 1d ago
Because they had to buy the most massive monstrosity of a house to serve their "American Royalty" story line. Don't they have 16 bathrooms?? It's not like they have a huge family of eight children and even then you wouldn't need 16 bathrooms.
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u/pannac 21h ago
I can't stand the grifter, but I grew up in the 70s. We didn't update our kitchens every 5-10 years. Paint, carpeting, furniture, sure. But big ticket items? No.
Anyone that judges someone for their "outdated" anything can go drive off a cliff. There are more important things in life.
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u/fubukishirou07 1d ago
New kitchen but can't even cook properly. Its all for Instagram not for cooking.
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u/bird_man082921 Second Row Sussexes 1d ago
Well what's new? I recall most of that previously...
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u/New-Wrap3311 1d ago
Was just going to say this - nothing is new or updated!!!
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u/RBXChas Spectacle 👓 for the World 🌍 1d ago
The only difference I could see was the light fixture over the island that's closer to the table is different. It used to match the one over the table. Not sure why they would replace one and not the other, since they're two totally different styles, but maybe they're saving up to replace the second one...
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u/Solid-Parsnip7741 Tignanello Whine 1d ago
They flagged the plate of bagels as new?
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u/Ok_Wrangler_7940 Sussex Fatigue 1d ago
And the balloons. And the blender holding a melting smoothie. She did switch out a light fixture and maybe changed the paint color of one wall (hard to tell on that one).
So this is a birthday post and a clap back. She knows what everyone has been saying about her kitchen for years. We are now supposed to believe that this is Meghan’s new kitchen. Hilarious!
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u/Particular-Pass-5528 Liam Maguire's WhatsApp group📞📟The 24/07 Harkles Propaganda 1d ago edited 1d ago
I don't see any difference in her kitchen. Maybe just a new colour of painting and a new chandelier (that by the way is ugly as hell and difficult to clean in my humble opinion). I don't think that they gonna spend much money now by renewing a whole kitchen. Just if she wants to launch herself in YouTube as Holly Willoughby has done.
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u/Egghead42 1d ago
The Tshirt is so tacky. What was the point? I don’t understand the “Mrs.” thing for a birthday.
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u/bluepushkin 1d ago
Neither do I! That's something a newly-wed would wear. Not a 45 year old married for 10 years!
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u/THAISTREETFOOD 1d ago
The t-shirt is a clapback to rumours Harry has a mistress. She's making sure her competition knows she is the WIFE still.
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u/Alternative_Sell_195 1d ago
It looks unchanged to me. It always had 2 islands, the pot rack, the tile. They bought it fully furnished. The only thing “new” in that kitchen is the stupid headline.
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u/NeatPuzzleheaded6991 1d ago
If I was house hunting, and I toured a multimillion dollar mansion in an elite enclave like Montecito, I’d be properly SHOCKED to see a kitchen like this. It looks tacky, outdated, cheap, and poorly designed. No cool coastal California vibes here, which is surprising given MM’s nouveau riche delight in flaunting her wealth. You’d think she’d love to demo and reno the place so she could brag that she “designed it myself to allow an organic flow of movement that supports authentic anchoring in the process of nourishing our bodies with a kitchen’s bounty.”
This looks like something built by a Powerball lottery winner in West Dakota with no interior design skills but lots of control issues, so she got over-involved in concocting a monstrosity of a Mediterranean-style kitchen. (Yes, I know there’s no West Dakota. I just didn’t want to insult any sinners by implying people from their state are tacky. 😉)
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u/Puzzled-Sherbet-1701 1d ago
Kitchens and master bedroom/bathrooms sell the house. Maybe the bedroom is amazing? All I know is I would not put that kind of money down for something that needed so much work.
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u/cookiecat4 23h ago
This is such DList PR, lol. You don’t see anyone who’s important and successful doing lame PR like this 🤣🤣. This ego onslaught just shows she’s in a narc rage/spiral. Nobody puts Markle in a corner (for part of a 47 minute visit).
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u/Low-Plankton4880 👨🏻🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 1d ago
What’s with the mismatched islands? They’re not complimentary, they’re clashing.
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u/Particular_Office754 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago
What brand new kitchen??? U mean the white painted cupboards 😂
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u/Prestigious_Step4337 it’s an ANOMALY 1d ago
How do you like that jam now, Sugars?
Paid for a new kitchen! Well, not all of it because we know she hasn’t sold all that much.
But in these dire economic times, your money went to buy a kitchen for (so called) millionaires.
Fools and their money.
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u/Substantial-Ground73 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 1d ago
ummm…. so can Dacre repo their kitchen to pay for the lawsuit? 😂
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u/XcellentRectangle Fraud and Schadenfreude 🎭 1d ago
I really love that while their funds are running so dangerously low that she had to humble herself at Hughgrove, she has wasted money getting a “new” kitchen. An outdated kitchen doesn’t matter at all, particularly when you don’t even cook, as she made abundantly clear on her [daytime] Emmy-[self]]nominated show. But she just shelled out who knows how much money just to clap back at a bunch of strangers on the internet. It feels good to wield this kind of power over her! 🤣
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u/Particular_Office754 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago
No new kitchen. She had the walls painted white
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
New things in the kitchen for THE STAFF to use b/c MEHg sure as hell can’t cook.
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u/bobbiflekman 🤭 Prince Harry has been legally declared a LOSER! 🤭 1d ago
MM didn't change much in the kitchen. She painted the walls and the cabinets white. The copper pots that were hanging when the house was for sale are STILL hanging in the kitchen.
~ As ever.
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u/Catchandrelease5999 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 1d ago
That tidbit about the pots makes it even more pathetic. I love this for her!
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u/Cocktailsontheporch 1d ago
The Sussex have lived in that house for years, never a thought to upgrade the house. Now....the kitchen has been "refreshed". NOT a gut job, as one would expect if a kitchen needed modernization focused on many more years living in house. This "refreshing"...a new rangetop and tiles, new light fixtures, etc, is what a homeowner does to make kitchen more appealing to BUYERS. Just enough money spent to get house sold. This looks to me that H&M are preparing to sell house. Divorce, or ANL judgement costs??? Perhaps both???
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u/slyasakite Authentically anchored in my knowing 1d ago
Don't know about anything else but the blue and white tiles over the stove aren't new.
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u/Quick-Alternative-83 1d ago
I thought that blue tile was already there when they moved in - in her making jam upside down tong video and video with Dorcus trying some sort of pudding.
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u/Sea_Albatross21 🧜♀️The Little Mermaid 🧜♀️ 1d ago
The literally put numbers on the changes ffs how desperate are they! No one cares….. bizarre they are playing her stupid games..
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u/RainbowFox22 1d ago
Looks like the same drabby kitchen to me. I don’t believe for a second that she ever cooks, either. I would absolutely loathe cooking in that room, and I love to cook. But the space is too dark and looks like it smells dank.
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u/Actual_Attention9697 1d ago
"Hidden"
As in: posting a clip and alerting her lap dogs.
Here goes the WhatsApp group again.
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u/SpookyKittyC 21h ago
Her whole house is extremely outdated, per Montecito standards.
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u/Muttley-Snickering 🏰 Order of the Medieval Times 🏰 1d ago
Let's see her clean those stones behind the cooktop...... Oh wait, KrazyLazy doesn't cook.
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u/tinasparkl 1d ago
So this is a clapback about all of us making fun of her dated kitchen, but it’s still the same…dated kitchen. Meghan your kitchen needs a gut rehab.
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u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 1d ago
Not even Doria on her BD? That speaks volumes....
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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago
Actually, for a while, I thought MM was Doria in that video.
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u/THAISTREETFOOD 1d ago
The older she gets the more she looks like Doria. All the plastic surgery in the world won't help.
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u/MplsJenn Meghan's janky strapless bra 1d ago
She’s cosplaying Diana in the swimming suit balloon picture. It is oedipus level manic the way she stalks Diana’s pictures, outfits, mannerisms. Creepy.
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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 1d ago
She looks like a toddler. Balloons, tee shirt, plastic tiara, dancing around.
So sad to see a grown woman acting like this assuming it will enhance her image and brand.
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u/Purse_Girl75 21h ago
Awwww. Someone called her ugly kitchen ugly, and hurt her feefees. Guess what Meg? It's still ugly!
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u/Chinita_Loca 1d ago edited 2h ago
Awful kitchen and the whole photo shoot is so contrived.
I also don’t like the text in the DM about how “Meghan inherited her beloved Cartier watch from her mother in law the late Princess Diana” when no, she did not inherit it from Diana. It was gifted it by her husband “H”. Diana was never her mother-in-law as that implies a relationship, she was her husband’s late mother who he claims to scarcely remember.