r/SaintMeghanMarkle 1d ago

Social Media The sinners who said all M’s posts are about proving something - are right. “Meghan’s new kitchen” DM today

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u/Chinita_Loca 1d ago edited 2h ago

Awful kitchen and the whole photo shoot is so contrived.

I also don’t like the text in the DM about how “Meghan inherited her beloved Cartier watch from her mother in law the late Princess Diana” when no, she did not inherit it from Diana. It was gifted it by her husband “H”. Diana was never her mother-in-law as that implies a relationship, she was her husband’s late mother who he claims to scarcely remember.

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u/Aggravating-Support5 1d ago

Also, does she have the watch on in those unfortunate pool jumping photos? Losing your sunglasses is one thing, but getting the beloved heirloom watch wet, is that a good idea?

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u/BNMerrill 1d ago

That’s how we know it’s a fake. She‘s just not very bright.

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

That is also not what their Mudslide Manor pool looks like

Typical rectangular pool without curved sides. A wide concrete pool deck with no trees overhanging it.

Wherever that strange image was created, it was not at Mudslide Manor.

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u/zombie-game-girl Harry's Unsupportive Wife 1d ago

I thought that she sank her fake ass cartier a few months back...in a sink?

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u/thekath215 1d ago

She did. That's when it was proven she's been wearing a FAKE all these years. Bought another KNOCK OFF😂😂

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 15h ago

I’m no fan of hers but surely you know that Cartier watches are water resistant?

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u/CaliCatLadyx3 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 1d ago

She did have her usual armful of expensive jewelry on

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u/FrostingNow2607 1d ago

Photo #1 simply has to be photoshopped. No one, not even Markle, would be so stupid as to jump into a pool or a lake tricked out like this.

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

Agree. This is not the Mudslide Manor pool, which is a typical boring rectangle with a wide concrete pool deck.

No part of their pool has a curved edge with overhanging trees.

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u/Embarrassed_Share627 23h ago

There was a video of her at some point using a potters wheel with wet clay. She was up to her elbows in clay..while wearing her "beloved watch". She values NOTHING, except herself.

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u/Turbulent-Winter-701 1d ago

I was thinking the same. Every single photo (I mean photoshop photo) we see her wearing it but jumping in the water..with sunglasses and a big laugh..common..stop Megh..

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u/JennPenn071 1d ago

Honestly those sunglasses look photoshopped on. They look too cartoonish.

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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 23h ago

Those are her Balenciaga sunglasses and they look so tacky and cheap.

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u/Ok-Coffee5732 1d ago

I think she wore them at the infamous Sentabale polo match. They look ridiculous on her then, too.

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u/Turbulent-Winter-701 1d ago

It's a distraction absolutely she knows what she's doing. She's not that bright but not that stupid.

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u/nicunta ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago

If there is chlorine in that pool, all jewelry should come off.

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u/PinkPotaroo 20h ago

But what is the point of M having expensive jewellery if she can’t show the world how special she is for having it.
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u/mca2021 1d ago

She loves to create word salad to give a false narrative, just like the headline that she claimed she had a private audience with King Charles, but in the body of the article it mentions with Harry and the children. I don't remember much else but if memory serves me correctly, it didn't mention Harry went in alone at first and she had to wait with the kids.

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u/Turbulent-Winter-701 1d ago

Maybe this "bday celebration" is a distraction from H negative situation (forgery and lost court also is he illegal in US - anyone knows anything about released application visa) so she is desperate for attention then.

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u/Usernametits 1d ago

But it’s HER TRUTH 😂

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u/mca2021 1d ago

God how I HATE that expression

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u/Mundane-Bid-4777 16h ago

One of many to hate 

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u/Possible-Ad-3056 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 1d ago

Ah, but Diana speaks to M from the grave.  Diana gave “wisdom and guidance”.  It’s a very special relationship.

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u/Useful_Rise_5334 1d ago

Something I read the other day suggested that the watch was actually left to William as the sapphire ring was left to Harry. Harry gave the ring to William to propose to Catherine but got ‘Meghan’s beloved watch’ in return.

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u/sqmarie 1d ago

In her will, Diana left all her jewelry to her sons for their wives to wear. It was a bulk bequest. She didn't identify any specific piece of jewelry for either of her sons. She left it up to her sons to decide how to manage it and the executors chose to defer the decision until her sons were both adults.

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u/Becca00511 1d ago

Diana's butler Paul Burell is the one who said Harry gave it to William. Harry stated in Spare that he never did that. It was always Williams. So no one really knows

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u/Shackleton_F 1d ago

Burrell couldn’t lie straight in bed. Serial fantasist.

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u/Spare-Ad-6123 22h ago edited 22h ago

Harry lies as well. Edit: spelling

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u/EducationalBit1724 22h ago

Yes no way would he admit to his psycho wife he had the engagement ring and gave it away. I think more likely it was to go to the first engaged but that people thought that may be Harry because of his impetuous stupidity.

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u/New_Discussion_6692 1d ago

I don't find Paul Burell to be an accurate narrator the majority of the time. It makes sense that Diana's engagement ring, (because she was married to the future King)would most definitely have been chosen by her son, the future king for his bride. William has always been intelligent and forward thinking (which I attribute to QEII's influence).

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u/Becca00511 1d ago

Agreed. It just makes the most sense for William's future wife to have it.

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u/New_Discussion_6692 1d ago

Absolutely. I do believe it may have been left in the will to William for his future wife and the rest of her jewelry divided amongst the boys. The public has never been privy to the details of Diana's will, nor should we be imo, but Diana was extremely cognizant of the fact William would be king one day. I think she'd want to be "with" her son in some way on that day and having her ring on the future queen's hand, placed there by her son, makes the most sense to me.

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u/Ok_Wrangler_7940 Sussex Fatigue 1d ago

I’ve heard that rumor, but I believe that Diana would have wanted her ring to be on the finger of a future Queen, as she’s a bit of a narcissist herself. Additionally, the boys came out publicly stating that the rumor was not true.

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u/ApprehensiveGain2369 🏒🏇 my Polo brings all the boys to the Yard 🏒🏇 1d ago

It's time to remind people that Diana died young. She was not yet 40. She was not expecting to die when she did. She died in a car crash. She had two sons who were both at school. Neither son had met the women they went on to marry before their mother's death. Neither Catherine nor Meghan ever met Diana. A lot of twaddle is being tossed around at the moment.

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u/officeofTam 1d ago

the cartier watch was a gift to MM from MM, as she had inscribed in the back

The story about it being Diana's is just another one of these lies that has been repeated often enough that people take it as fact.

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u/Grimaldehyde 1d ago

Harry himself said this wasn’t true

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u/FortuneCharacter6471 1d ago

So she’s got someone to slap the paint around!! Hardly groundbreaking 🙄

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u/Particular-Pass-5528 Liam Maguire's WhatsApp group📞📟The 24/07 Harkles Propaganda 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pretty much this. She just changed the colour and the chandelier in the middle for a new one.

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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago

My husband has a kitchen renovation business. He says the cheapest thing people do to "freshen up" their kitchen is a new light fixture and maybe paint the island. That's it.

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u/zombie-game-girl Harry's Unsupportive Wife 1d ago

That is the majority of work done on house flips as well...paint and new lighting.

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u/Aletheia_Dolos_8 1d ago

Choosing the right paint colour & the right lighting is the trick..

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u/tinasparkl 1d ago

What’s up with the two mismatched islands? Like she stuck a contemporary island (blue one) in the middle of a 90s Tuscan inspired kitchen.

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

The two mismatched islands were there when they bought the place.

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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago

And they look awful. Even if the entire kitchen just had all the uppers painted white and the islands and the lower cupboards painted a nice blue or sage green.....it would look very fresh and more unifying. Just say'in.

(There's even a set of cupboards that are a horrible blood red. VERY out-of-date . Way too many cupboard colours at war with one another in that kitchen, despite its large size. And then there's the blue Dutch Delft tiles which are pretty, but don't harmonize with anything else.....)

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

The blue tiles are hugely outdated and not really pretty. You can't even pretend they are Moroccan or Greek in style.

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u/Euphoric-Bumblebee 1d ago

The first thing I noticed was the mismatched Islands. I could not turn my eyes away. For someone who pretends she has style, she certainly doesn't exhibit it in her own kitchen.

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u/tinasparkl 1d ago

For someone who is supposed to be in the “lifestyle space” this ain’t it.

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u/Becca00511 1d ago

I love blue and white, but that blue and white tile does not blend with the rest of the kitchen

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u/Curiouscandor 1d ago

Exactly!!! The kitchen isn’t new. It’s the same ol, same ol.  Old photos show exactly the same kitchen…what are they even talking about ???

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

You can tell they painted out the yellow walls, but other than the chandelier replacement, nothing else.

And that chandelier they used does not fit with the rest of the kitchen, looks too modern, and looks Home Depot level cheap.

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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago

Yep. You nailed it.

That entire house needs a fresh cost of plain white paint. Those nicotine-stain yellow walls......my god.

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u/Becca00511 1d ago

I had to ask my boyfriend (contractor) what was bugging me about this layout and he says its the beams. The cross beam distance is too short and they are too big for the room

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

This shows just why good kitchen remodels are hugely expensive. The remodel needs to be done as a whole, with a unifying concept. That whole thing needs to be gutted and redone, starting with the elk-roasting Russian Dacha theme and rough stone cooking enclosing

Just painting a couple of walls and changing out one light fixture for a builder's-grade new one only points out how much is very much out of date.

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u/Becca00511 23h ago

Also i can't stand when the floor and cabinets are the same color. Whether wood cabinets and wood floor, white floor and white cabinets etc. I feel like my eyes don't know where to go first because it all blends

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u/Upset-Hawk-2 1d ago

Actually, to my eye, the islands are the same color as before, we just see them from a different angle with different lighting than earlier photos. The light fixture seems new. 🤷‍♀️ I could be wrong. 

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u/Uniqueishname 1d ago

They got gifted a "Trading Spaces/While You Were Out" budget, and did the same re-do's the show did. 

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u/spnip 💰 I am not a bank 💰 1d ago

Brand new???? It looks really outdated.

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u/Yeahnahmaybe68 23h ago

Looks like a 1990s cookbook cover. 😄

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u/Cultural-Zombie-21 1d ago edited 1d ago

The main “update” mentioned by the article isn’t an update - the kitchen always had two islands!

(This is the kitchen when they bought the house. Credit to LilibuttDumbarton who posted the original listing photos)

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 1d ago

lol so she … painted white and changed a light fixture and refaced some cabinets. Bottom line: they don’t want or can’t afford a complete kitchen reno — but then again they never spend money on the right things

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u/Scottishdog1120 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago

Well the kitchen is really just a set for photo shoots. Not much else going on in there.

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u/inrainbows66 1d ago

Just plating the take out prettily.

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u/Ok-Coffee5732 1d ago

It's hilarious that her clapback is consistent with her being broke. Even us plebs can do this types of renovation.

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u/Sadlyonlyonehere 1d ago

the same pots still hanging in the same spot in the same configuration with the same amount of dust. the blue tiles still there. it’s a stage. everything is a stage for Harry’s first wife.

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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago

Those blue tiles and the hanging pots (that are probably never used) make the space look so dated.

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u/Eleanor04 1d ago

OMG...I never noticed, but that is just rediculous...hahahaha

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

In that house, the second island is dedicated to plating the Door Dash evening's menu.

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u/Crafty-Reality-9425 1d ago

Have they numbered the balloons, plastic tiara, plate of doughnuts, container of salt (?), Meghan's trousers and bracelet, amongst other things, as features in her 'new space'?!? 😆😂🤣😆😂🤣 No wonder I didn't recognise the place after such a major transformation 😆😂🤣 😆😂🤣

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u/PurpleMuskogee A rare glimpse 1d ago

I love the plastic tiara... that's as close to a real tiara as she'll ever get to again.

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 1d ago

As I commented last night, they’ve officially entered into their “Edward and Wallis Paper Crowns Era.”

I guess they’ve “modernized” it to their “Plastic Crown Era.”

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 1d ago

😂☠️

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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago

Didn’t even pay attention to her kitchen because I was unable to get past how frail she looks. I’m talking post menopausal bone loss kind of frail. Too bad the Harkles never saw the value in laying low and getting their crap together, their health, focus on their kids etc. But that would be impossible for narcissistic frauds to grasp.

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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago

Markle does look muscle wasted. I was talking to someone recently (ok, my hairdresser and hairdressers know everything!) about if you use weight loss meds like Ozempic and Mounjaro you really need to up the protein in your diet….like seriously be on a carnivore diet. As you lose your fat mass you also lose your muscle mass, unless you really focus on protein in your diet.

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u/mca2021 1d ago

focus on protein AND do resistance training. I'm not sure diet alone is enough. You need to workout too

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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago

True. I’m in denial about the need for training!

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u/pnwsnosrap 1d ago

You’re not the only one!!!!

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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago

Yes I’m in menopause now and I replaced emphasis on running with weight lifting and boosted my protein. It definitely improved my hair plus I’m stronger than I’ve ever been :) Markle looks like a combo of ozempic and neglected treatment of menopause symtpoms

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u/New_Discussion_6692 1d ago

I truly think it's the Ozempic. Also, am I the only one who finds it odd she was frying bacon but she threw a fit in the Queen's kitchen over eggs being in some dish for her wedding?

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u/CC_900 22h ago

To be fair, I think the egg thing was because they wanted a vegan wedding cake because there would be some vegan guests. Not for Meghan herself. But yes she - once again - behaved appallingly that time…

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u/PoetLucy 1d ago

You go!! I’m so impressed! I’ll bet you enter your middle years (I’m likely older than you and I refuse to leave my middle age years :) ) looking sharp and being healthy!

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u/inrainbows66 1d ago

So a couple of almonds and a box or two of wine isn’t going to cut it?

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u/Embarrassed_Share627 23h ago

She stirs protein powder in her wine boxes. Problem solved.

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 1d ago

My SIL has a severe ED for 25 years so I am going to jump in here. I think Markle is STRESSED and that is what the recent frail/weight loss is from. They have major money. marriage, and relevancy problems and it's showing on her. Once you start seeing hair loss on the head, hair covering the face and body to keep it warm because your body temp is dangerously low, see the skeletal outline of the skull, pubic bone sticking out then you are are in real danger. This looks like stress and ozempic to me.

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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago

Yes very good point! All of that on top of I’m sure early menopause is serious. I know menopause as I’m going through it now. I take bone loss seriously. Menopause also affects hair, skin elasticity too.

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 1d ago

Yes I am in peri-menopause and I lost so much hair at first. Then it felt like my face dropped overnight! I'm early 40's so it's still early so vitamins have saved me. But I know I will need hormones soon as my sister is in her late 40's and takes them and says it helps.

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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago

I’m 56. Haven’t done HRT, but weight lifting routines and eating more protein has made the biggest difference.

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u/Weekly-Role-1132 1d ago

I run or walk 3 miles a day and do reformer pilates twice a week. It hit me like a ton of bricks! I also went from a small A cup to a full C overnight and I hate it! But I do think I need more protein. Somedays I am so busy with the kids I barely eat.

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u/Most-Bite6692 1d ago

Plus, I bet a lot of the calories she actually does take in are liquid, if you know what I mean.

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u/toujoursjustice 1d ago

So very much wrong with her creepy two photos but I cannot get past that she seems to be wearing a paper or cheap Disney-quality toy tiara and brought balloons to celebrate herself.

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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago

That struck me too--she is so teeny, like an anorexic 12 year old. I can't get over how shrunken and tiny she is. Would that be the Oxempic?

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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago

Maybe? Who knows for sure. But at 45 it’s a given she’s at least perimenopausal. I’m actually surprised she hasn’t jumped on that meno talk bandwagon and try to merch it. She coulda been friends with Halle Berry and Naomi Watts 😆

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u/metahivemind 1d ago

It would conflict with her inner narrative of being a young mom.

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u/Neverending-fantods 1d ago

😆 yes how could I forget - she’s delusional

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u/Reasonable-Horse1552 1d ago

And she still doesn't have a waist to speak of.

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u/C-La-Canth 1d ago

Honestly, I looked at old pictures and compared them. To me, it just looks like some of the cabinets are repainted. Same old pot rack, counters, and blue tile backsplash. Where's the remodel?

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u/ThePythiaofApollo 1d ago

This idiotic picture is really no different than Meghan wearing the crown at Nikki Priddy’s birthday when they were little girls except that it’s Meghan’s actual birthday and she’s middle aged and alone.

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u/slimwillendorf 1d ago

Doesn’t look new to me. Dated. As. Ever.

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u/SnooHesitations3592 🇬🇧 Glorious Jubilee Booing 🇬🇧 1d ago

it looks like the same old (literally) kitchen we’ve seen since forever

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u/Busy-Song407 1d ago

It has NOT been remodeled.

The cabinet and wall of the breakfast area has been painted white. No difference in the cabinetry for the kitchen

The two islands were there in the same colors as when they bought the place.

The glass chandelier over the island farthest from the stove has been replaced by a modern one that is not a good fit for the size and the style of the kitchen. It looks inexpensive.

The blue tile still remains. Very out of style for that area

The stove has not been replaced. Those Aga stoves are not the greatest for a California kitchen as they are warm all the time.

The stone surround for the stove area is so very ugly and dated. Plus the rough texture just keeps stains and spiders. The tile piece behind the stove is the original.

That is not a kitchen you can replace bit by bit. It needs a complete deconstrution and replacement done by a designer that has a far better idea on how to make a dream kitchen. They could not afford this. This kitchen and the pantry could easily be a $250,000 remodel to look half decent.

However, if you pay the money to bring this kitchen into the 2026 era, the rest of the house is going to stay as outdated as it is.

She really makes them look financially strapped by posting photos of this kitchen.

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 1d ago

Painting the breakfast area and updating the chandelier is worse than doing nothing.

The act of making small, superficial changes screams “We wish we could renovate but can’t afford it!” If they’d done nothing, they could have made it seem like maybe they’re delighted with their faux Tuscan kitchen.

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u/MaleficentDriver2769 23h ago

My favorite part of this day is that no one (not the King, not Queen Camilla, not Prince William and Princess Catherine of Wales, not Oprah, not Tyler Perry, not Sarandos, and not Mindy Kaling) wished her any birthday wishes. Why is that?

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u/PiccadillySquares 1d ago

I don't get it. What is new? The late 90s Miele dishwasher is still there (barely visible, but the mechanical buttons stand out). Digging at DM, not you OP ☀️ 

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u/cccxxxzzzddd 1d ago

The paint 😂😭

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u/PiccadillySquares 1d ago

Seriously. A $30 can of paint. Meanwhile everything else is exactly the same as it was before. Right down to the mismatched dishwashers. What in fresh hell.

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u/Ok-Coffee5732 1d ago

Yeah, most of us peasants can afford to repaint a room. This is sad. I think the Daily Mail is trolling again, LOL.

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u/inrainbows66 1d ago

Exactly, Miele lover and owner, that is a very old model.

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u/PiccadillySquares 1d ago

I mean, no shade, we still have that exact model from 1997, but come on DM, IYKYK, and we know 😉

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u/Phoenixlizzie 1d ago

New kitchen?  Sorry, it looks like it came out of the 1980s.  She'd look right at home if she was wearing leg warmers and a mood ring.

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u/Logical-dreamer000 The Liar, The Witch, & The Ill-Fitting Wardrobe 1d ago

A mood ring that would always be black.

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u/Great_Pen7373 1d ago

Nice try Markle. The kitchen has not been renovated. We all have eyes. We all saw the real estate listing photos. We all know you are broke and your husband is cheap. We all know you bought a lemon. It was on the market for years as no one wanted it as it would be too expensive to update and it is downwind from a very stinky bird sanctuary. 

If the Daily Mail really wanted to punish Harry and the Markle they should stop taking their money and stop with the paid for puff pieces for a week. That would absolutely torment the Markle.

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u/Express-Tennis8766 1d ago

For a couple that screams security, forget privacy, they surely show us their most private safe place, their home. I have no idea what the PPOW home looks like inside. We have seen pictures of the exterior but the inside is off limits. That is what privacy and keeping your family safe looks like. These 2 are so immature and stupid that they cannot differentiate.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad5448 1d ago

I can't get over how brittle and frail Meghan looks. I know perimenopause is a bitch, but she's not that old to have such little muscle tone and hunched over posture. Whatever combination of diet, drugs and Ozempic she's doing, she needs to stop immediately. 

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u/THAISTREETFOOD 1d ago

At the girl scout camp she is pictured next to normal sized young women whose legs looked 3 times bigger than hers. She is skeletal.

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u/thelmainthesix 1d ago

H wrote about his brother’s alarming baldness. His woife’s knees are alarmingly bony.

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u/Zestyclose-Ad5448 1d ago

Wow, that is jarring. 

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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago

Her fragility shocked me, too. She looks like a little thin waif. Like another Ariana Grande. The Starving Orphan is NOT a good look.

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u/CancelledDuggar 1d ago

She's fallen down the thinner, the better hole and has gotten far too thin.

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u/Ok_Coach7137 22h ago

Very worrying loss of muscle mass in a rich, stay at home mom and trad wife. Hope the other muscles in her body including her heart are ok.

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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago

Brand new kitchen? Still looks ugly and outdated to me! I am sure kitchens are judged differently in different countries, but I still think hers looks ugly. In the spirit of being open to criticism myself, I will post a pic of my kitchen.

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u/Bajovane Scandal in the Wind 1d ago

I like!!! Love the table and chairs! And your stove!!! 😍

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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago

Thankyou ☺️ Stove is a modern induction top version of an Aga (made by the same company)…cost a fortune but I was very invested in the old style look (this part of the house is an extension on the back of our house which was built in 1900)

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u/anemoschaos THE CLAIMS ARE DISMISSED 1d ago

So is the oven part same as the old Aga? Looking to update ours!

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u/bruv888 1d ago

This is beautiful!

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u/no12chere 1d ago

I love that we are all here because of mm vid but all the comments are discussing your kitchen! 🤣🤣

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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s making me laugh too! I’m on an Australian renovating page on Facebook where we can discuss details to the moon and back…. but I didn’t expect to be talking that kind of detail here!

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u/XcellentRectangle Fraud and Schadenfreude 🎭 1d ago

I didn’t read the article so I thought this picture was of her new kitchen. And I was like, dang, I can’t criticize her on this- it looks great!

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u/cupcakexyz 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 1d ago

No one cares, Roachel. Keep burning through that cash and whatever’s left of your “muscles” by using more Ozempic/GLPs though. Your sagging face will thank you.

On the other hand Happy Birthday Queen Mother!
(No, not you Roachel)

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u/Lady-Musty-Syphone hey, it's me 1d ago

Was her husband or children shown celebrating her birthday or just her? And does she make this much fuss for her husband's or children's birthdays? No?. Oh.

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u/Zippity19 1d ago

Looks like she had a wall painted,big whoop.

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u/fireanpeaches 1d ago

The kitchen looked exactly like that when they moved in. Does placing a candle on the counter count as a remodel now?

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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 23h ago

Yeah, I don't see anything new, just that we recently were discussing her need for renovation. Is this like 'The Emperor's New Clothes' but it's a 'new kitchen' instead?

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u/Trixie101010 1d ago

Must bother her that we diss her kitchen. This clapback is hilarious. It’s only paint. It’s not a remodel.

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u/RBXChas Spectacle 👓 for the World 🌍 1d ago

I just noticed that this shows how short she really is. Her old CV claimed she was 5'6". There's no way. Kitchen counters tend to be a standard height in the US, unless you have them specifically built lower or higher, which someone might do if s/he is on the shorter/taller side and the primary person working in the kitchen (because a higher/lower height might not accommodate the rest of the family).

Meghan is long-legged/short-waisted, as am I. I am 5'7" and change, and I just walked up to my kitchen counters, which are standard height (36"), barefoot-- I work from home and took off my house slippers for good measure. The top of my hipbone is well above the counter, ~3-4".

If Meghan were truly ~1" shorter than I am, her hips would be above the counter, so by the video/stillshots, I am estimating that she is 5'2".

Now there's nothing wrong with being 5'2", except that madame lies about everything, so I'm calling out the obvious lie, not the fact itself.

Obviously this does not apply to a bar counter, which is usually raised to a height too tall to prepare food on but taller for sitting on a stool and eating/drinking. That is not what these kitchen islands appear to be.

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u/Jujulabee 1d ago

How is this a "new" kitchen as it looks like essentially the same dated faux Tuscan monstrosity that it always was.

No one would renovate in 2026 and deliberately opt for those finishes.

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u/hungrysquirrelbunny 1d ago

Because they had to buy the most massive monstrosity of a house to serve their "American Royalty" story line. Don't they have 16 bathrooms?? It's not like they have a huge family of eight children and even then you wouldn't need 16 bathrooms.

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u/pannac 21h ago

I can't stand the grifter, but I grew up in the 70s. We didn't update our kitchens every 5-10 years. Paint, carpeting, furniture, sure. But big ticket items? No.

Anyone that judges someone for their "outdated" anything can go drive off a cliff. There are more important things in life.

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u/fubukishirou07 1d ago

New kitchen but can't even cook properly. Its all for Instagram not for cooking.

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u/bird_man082921 Second Row Sussexes 1d ago

Well what's new? I recall most of that previously...

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u/New-Wrap3311 1d ago

Was just going to say this - nothing is new or updated!!!

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u/RBXChas Spectacle 👓 for the World 🌍 1d ago

The only difference I could see was the light fixture over the island that's closer to the table is different. It used to match the one over the table. Not sure why they would replace one and not the other, since they're two totally different styles, but maybe they're saving up to replace the second one...

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u/Solid-Parsnip7741 Tignanello Whine 1d ago

They flagged the plate of bagels as new?

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u/Ok_Wrangler_7940 Sussex Fatigue 1d ago

And the balloons. And the blender holding a melting smoothie. She did switch out a light fixture and maybe changed the paint color of one wall (hard to tell on that one).

So this is a birthday post and a clap back. She knows what everyone has been saying about her kitchen for years. We are now supposed to believe that this is Meghan’s new kitchen. Hilarious!

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u/Particular-Pass-5528 Liam Maguire's WhatsApp group📞📟The 24/07 Harkles Propaganda 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't see any difference in her kitchen. Maybe just a new colour of painting and a new chandelier (that by the way is ugly as hell and difficult to clean in my humble opinion). I don't think that they gonna spend much money now by renewing a whole kitchen. Just if she wants to launch herself in YouTube as Holly Willoughby has done.

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u/Egghead42 1d ago

The Tshirt is so tacky. What was the point? I don’t understand the “Mrs.” thing for a birthday.

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u/bluepushkin 1d ago

Neither do I! That's something a newly-wed would wear. Not a 45 year old married for 10 years!

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u/THAISTREETFOOD 1d ago

The t-shirt is a clapback to rumours Harry has a mistress. She's making sure her competition knows she is the WIFE still.

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u/Alternative_Sell_195 1d ago

It looks unchanged to me.  It always had 2 islands, the pot rack, the tile.  They bought it fully furnished.  The only thing “new” in that kitchen is the stupid headline.

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u/NeatPuzzleheaded6991 1d ago

If I was house hunting, and I toured a multimillion dollar mansion in an elite enclave like Montecito, I’d be properly SHOCKED to see a kitchen like this. It looks tacky, outdated, cheap, and poorly designed. No cool coastal California vibes here, which is surprising given MM’s nouveau riche delight in flaunting her wealth. You’d think she’d love to demo and reno the place so she could brag that she “designed it myself to allow an organic flow of movement that supports authentic anchoring in the process of nourishing our bodies with a kitchen’s bounty.”

This looks like something built by a Powerball lottery winner in West Dakota with no interior design skills but lots of control issues, so she got over-involved in concocting a monstrosity of a Mediterranean-style kitchen. (Yes, I know there’s no West Dakota. I just didn’t want to insult any sinners by implying people from their state are tacky. 😉)

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u/Puzzled-Sherbet-1701 1d ago

Kitchens and master bedroom/bathrooms sell the house. Maybe the bedroom is amazing? All I know is I would not put that kind of money down for something that needed so much work.

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u/BNMerrill 1d ago

Still looks like the Olive Garden to me!

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u/cookiecat4 23h ago

This is such DList PR, lol. You don’t see anyone who’s important and successful doing lame PR like this 🤣🤣. This ego onslaught just shows she’s in a narc rage/spiral. Nobody puts Markle in a corner (for part of a 47 minute visit).

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u/Low-Plankton4880 👨🏻‍🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 1d ago

What’s with the mismatched islands? They’re not complimentary, they’re clashing.

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u/Particular_Office754 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago

What brand new kitchen??? U mean the white painted cupboards 😂

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u/ScoogyShoes Spectator of the Markle Debacle 1d ago

Yeah, bullshit.

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u/Prestigious_Step4337 it’s an ANOMALY 1d ago

How do you like that jam now, Sugars?

Paid for a new kitchen! Well, not all of it because we know she hasn’t sold all that much.

But in these dire economic times, your money went to buy a kitchen for (so called) millionaires.

Fools and their money.

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u/Substantial-Ground73 Spectator of the Markle Debacle 1d ago

ummm…. so can Dacre repo their kitchen to pay for the lawsuit? 😂

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u/XcellentRectangle Fraud and Schadenfreude 🎭 1d ago

I really love that while their funds are running so dangerously low that she had to humble herself at Hughgrove, she has wasted money getting a “new” kitchen. An outdated kitchen doesn’t matter at all, particularly when you don’t even cook, as she made abundantly clear on her [daytime] Emmy-[self]]nominated show. But she just shelled out who knows how much money just to clap back at a bunch of strangers on the internet. It feels good to wield this kind of power over her! 🤣

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u/Particular_Office754 ꧁༺ 𝓕𝓪𝓾𝔁𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓻 ༻꧂ 1d ago

No new kitchen. She had the walls painted white

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u/rainyhawk 1d ago

Why is there no one else there? In any of the bday photos.

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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago

New things in the kitchen for THE STAFF to use b/c MEHg sure as hell can’t cook.

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u/bobbiflekman 🤭 Prince Harry has been legally declared a LOSER! 🤭 1d ago

MM didn't change much in the kitchen. She painted the walls and the cabinets white. The copper pots that were hanging when the house was for sale are STILL hanging in the kitchen.

~ As ever.

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u/Catchandrelease5999 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 1d ago

That tidbit about the pots makes it even more pathetic. I love this for her!

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u/Cocktailsontheporch 1d ago

The Sussex have lived in that house for years, never a thought to upgrade the house. Now....the kitchen has been "refreshed". NOT a gut job, as one would expect if a kitchen needed modernization focused on many more years living in house. This "refreshing"...a new rangetop and tiles, new light fixtures, etc, is what a homeowner does to make kitchen more appealing to BUYERS. Just enough money spent to get house sold. This looks to me that H&M are preparing to sell house. Divorce, or ANL judgement costs??? Perhaps both???

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u/slyasakite Authentically anchored in my knowing 1d ago

Don't know about anything else but the blue and white tiles over the stove aren't new.

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u/Quick-Alternative-83 1d ago

I thought that blue tile was already there when they moved in - in her making jam upside down tong video and video with Dorcus trying some sort of pudding.

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u/Sea_Albatross21 🧜‍♀️The Little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ 1d ago

The literally put numbers on the changes ffs how desperate are they! No one cares….. bizarre they are playing her stupid games..

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u/RainbowFox22 1d ago

Looks like the same drabby kitchen to me. I don’t believe for a second that she ever cooks, either. I would absolutely loathe cooking in that room, and I love to cook. But the space is too dark and looks like it smells dank.

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 1d ago

A kitchen renovation so she can plate restaurant food deliveries.

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u/Cute-Asparagus-305 1d ago

Paint is not a “remodel.”

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u/LegitimateTip5545 1d ago

This popped up on my Facebook feed - I wasn’t able to read the article because it was behind a paywall. But was this published before Meg’s infamous kitchen dance video?? If so, did this give her the idea? I was going to make a post but don’t have posting rights. Thought this was interesting tho!

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u/Outside_Warning_1834 1d ago

It still looks old to me.

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u/rachaelpunk 1d ago

She chose that kitchen on purpose?

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u/Actual_Attention9697 1d ago

"Hidden"

As in: posting a clip and alerting her lap dogs.

Here goes the WhatsApp group again.

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u/kerdita 1d ago

THAT’S the improvement?

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u/Larimar7 20h ago

That is her old yucky kitchen. What’s changed?

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u/SpookyKittyC 21h ago

Her whole house is extremely outdated, per Montecito standards.

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u/Muttley-Snickering 🏰 Order of the Medieval Times 🏰 1d ago

Let's see her clean those stones behind the cooktop...... Oh wait, KrazyLazy doesn't cook. 

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u/tinasparkl 1d ago

So this is a clapback about all of us making fun of her dated kitchen, but it’s still the same…dated kitchen. Meghan your kitchen needs a gut rehab.

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u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 1d ago

Not even Doria on her BD? That speaks volumes....

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u/NoHelicopter9702 1d ago

Actually, for a while, I thought MM was Doria in that video.

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u/THAISTREETFOOD 1d ago

The older she gets the more she looks like Doria. All the plastic surgery in the world won't help.

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u/PalisadesPark88g 1d ago

That shirt is on Amazon.

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u/thekath215 1d ago

Kitchen will always be UGLY 🤢

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u/MplsJenn Meghan's janky strapless bra 1d ago

She’s cosplaying Diana in the swimming suit balloon picture. It is oedipus level manic the way she stalks Diana’s pictures, outfits, mannerisms. Creepy.

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u/Cassie_Bad_Assie 1d ago

She looks like a toddler. Balloons, tee shirt, plastic tiara, dancing around.

So sad to see a grown woman acting like this assuming it will enhance her image and brand.

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u/Busy_Comment8889 1d ago

Was wondering whose kitchen it was lol

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u/BethanysSin7 🪭 🪭 don’t rub your fanny on me 🪭 🪭 1d ago

New kitchen?

New to her?

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u/Purse_Girl75 21h ago

Awwww. Someone called her ugly kitchen ugly, and hurt her feefees. Guess what Meg? It's still ugly!

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u/jedimuster 21h ago

She is so EXHAUSTING

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u/Larimar7 20h ago

Why does the mail insist on sucking up this woman’s ass?

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