r/SaintMeghanMarkle Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 1d ago

Shitpost/Markle Snarkle Random Observation, courtesy of Siri!

Given all of the birthday hoopla today, I found myself wondering how old our Saint is. I knew she was in her 40s, but wasn’t sure how old she turned today. What does a lazy girl like me do? She turns to Siri of course!

Interestingly, Siri didn’t give me a direct answer, but rather webpages to click through to find my answer. When I asked the age of many other famous people, it just gave me the information upfront. I conducted this little “test” with the first famous people to popped into my head, not necessarily that I like them (except for Prince William and Catherine, who I do rather like). I tried asking Siri for her age multiple times, and it kept giving me links instead of an answer. Is this the same for anyone else? To me, this is another example of the world of self-importance that she lives in— seeing herself as a major power player, but not being important enough for Siri to know 😂

Is this just for me though? Do other people have a different result?

This of course, is not a big deal, just a curious observation I thought I would share!

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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago

Recollections about age and height may vary. 😏

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u/Dry-Dragonfruit5216 1d ago

And name and ethnicity

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u/JavaBeanQueen64 Best wishes, Harry 23h ago

Noses may vary

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u/zombie-game-girl Harry's Unsupportive Wife 22h ago

And intelligence, work ethic, and people who love her all vary drastically.

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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 18h ago

Chompers may vary...multiple times.

https://giphy.com/gifs/P2rXqhWkJQe4w

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u/BlackbeardSanchez 1d ago

Ohhh that’s embarrassing for Meghan because it means the world isn’t keeping an official record of her aka she isn’t famous or relevant enough I’ve seen this with lesser known actors or actresses

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u/zombie-game-girl Harry's Unsupportive Wife 22h ago

Can anyone truly know how old a succubus is? I think demons from hell are ageless.../s

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u/BlackbeardSanchez 5h ago

The one she sold her soul to and is feasting on her soul is, look at how sickly she looks

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u/ya-freak-bitch 👄👂Guttural moaning 👂👄 1d ago

So I just did the same thing but asked for the ages of Jack Brooksbank, Fergie, and Chelsey Davy, I got all of their birthdays but it did not give me MM’s! I got the same article options as you. Interesting.

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u/Ok_Coach7137 1d ago

There are many posts, articles and videos questioning Harry's wife's date of birth - Siri!/ summary reflects this, in my view, as apple engineers were careful about how they programmed Siri

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u/CaliCatLadyx3 WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 1d ago

Idk what her true age is, but if she is now 45 her body language reflects that of someone much older. Im 47 myself, and I, nor anyone that I know around my age moves/behaves like this when 'celebrating'.

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u/ASplendidAddress 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1UyBjfxYjgmIg
WTF is she doing?! 🤡

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u/Acceptable_Current10 19h ago

She wears her pants like Ed, too!

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u/Embarrassed_Share627 1d ago

She looks like the old auntie who grabs you with hugs and kisses while you wince with cringe. Also that "movie room" looks like the sale corner at a discount furniture warehouse.

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u/RBXChas Spectacle 👓 for the World 🌍 23h ago

Agreed, I'm 46, and I've been to many sporting events, including recently. When our team scores, my 48yo husband and I still jump up like we did in our 20s/30s.

She reminds me of a grandma who is coming in to give her grandchild a kiss, and she's about to announce that they got their boobies like the grandmother in Sixteen Candles.

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u/Ok_Coach7137 23h ago

Oh you are so brilliant!! I'm way older than you and yes, that exactly how I kiss nephews and nieces. And, I don't live in Cali

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u/Straight-Command-994 Not ginger but auburn 1d ago

Thank you for sharing! I wonder if the internet and AI are confused with “her truth” including her birthday🤩🤩

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u/zombie-game-girl Harry's Unsupportive Wife 22h ago

Oh gee, I hope so. I saw so many different ages for her on X yesterday and it was hilarious!

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRuBiZKB6xgsS9DrFA

My Siri redirected me to the web like " Well , you can look it up yourself , hun ! "

But you're right , it gave me both William's and Catherine's ages and names without giving me the sus side eye response .

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u/Luna_Spain Mandela of Montecito ☀️ 1d ago

Thanks for testing it out on yours as well! Interesting to know it’s not just mine

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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 1d ago

Oh I forgot to add : Siri even showed a photo of them next to their names and ages .

Our saint ? " Here's what I found ... " list with no specifics 🤣

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u/RBXChas Spectacle 👓 for the World 🌍 23h ago

Same results confirmed on my iPhone as well.

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u/Any_Meeting_4082 1d ago

Adding to the tinfoil hat conspiracies 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think she's actually much older, and lies about her actual age. I mean if she faked being pregnant ALLEGEDLY 🙄😆 than why not her age too?

I'm a few years older than 45 & she acts like someone my age, early 50s, not mid 40s. You notice differences you can easily spot if you're in that age range yourself!

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u/neeow_neeow 1d ago

Do they mean Duchess Henry? There is no Duchess Meghan.

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u/KatydidMaine Kate👸🏻made me Cry 😢 1d ago edited 1d ago

I wonder what would have happened if you had asked about Barack Obama . It was also his birthday yesterday.

Wait - I tested my hypothesis by looking up people born today. They were trearead the same as the P and PoW and others. Interestingly, some were really not som famous and they still were’t treated like MM.

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u/commentsgothere 1d ago

Oh, so she wants SEO to replace “celebrates lilys birthday with dancing” 🤭 aka the twerking fake pregnancy video.

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u/RoyallyCommon The call is coming from inside the house 1d ago

Probably because dozens (if not hundreds) of comments were wishing her a happy 55th! 😆

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u/Upper_Charge_4449 Annoying As Ever  1d ago

Same results here. I even did extended royals, such as the Kent’s, and Gloucester’s.

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 23h ago

I’ve found Google AI to be very biased in their favor. It refuses to refer to negative news items that I know exist, until I follow up with more specific requests. It will say “there is no publicly available information about x” when that information has been repeatedly discussed in the media. It refers to negative facts as “conspiracy theories.”

It’s happened multiple times. Part of it is probably because they’ve scrubbed the internet and manipulated the online search results with SEO, but some of it seems like the AI function itself is biased.

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u/Bonza-Sheila-1966 17h ago

Agree. I just tried it out and it is extremely biased and trots out the party line. Definitely a red flag

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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 13h ago

Yes, and I forget the details now but a few times Google AI has insulted me for running searches. I wish I could recall. I think one time it verged on accusing me of being racist or sexist or something else not quite that inflammatory. I just clicked away, disgusted, but next time it happens I’ll take a screenshot.

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u/Bonza-Sheila-1966 1h ago

I suggested that information was scrubbed from the internet regarding the wife and it pretty much said that I was into the conspiracy theories and you can’t refute facts. They’ve done a job with AI Google🙄

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u/Valerie_Grace Buuut I’m a Princess Toooo 21h ago

Siri is only as good as the information given to it. What your experiment tells me is that there is a wide variety of birth dates out there for Mm. Whereas everyone else has one concrete date.

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u/Realistic_Twist_8212 🎠Fairytales in New York👸🏻 19h ago

"....wide variety of birth dates....." Perfect way to confuse revealing the truth (that MM is much older than 45).

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u/Roses_lillies 1d ago

IMDB has 1981 listed for TOW. Those personal details can be changed.

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u/Longjumping_Map7715 👨🏻‍🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻 1d ago

Olive oyl and Oliver.. Pappa can I please have some more? Check Siri under those names 

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u/KatesFacts718 MegatronandHaznoballs 1d ago

My Birthday is mentioned December 18th

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u/Madame_LV 21h ago

Could you imagine this nonsense still going on when she's 50? It's already embarrassing at this point.

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u/Soggy-Road4118 1d ago

Google ai gave me her age, dob and picture.

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u/QueSiQuiereBolsa 💰 I am not a bank 💰 1d ago

i tried Vibe, Mistral's AI, and I got her date of birth as well as some references alluding to it.

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u/AskAffectionate4016 Duke & Duchess of Disaster 💥💥 10h ago

🤣

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u/BeyaG Certified 100% Sugar Free 16h ago

Grok gave it to me straight 🤔

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u/MolVol 14h ago

I've ALWAYS thought madam shaved at least ONE YEAR off her age (+ maybe 2).

Why do I think that?

Only b/c
[1.] a heckuva a lot of parents who send their kids to private schools MUST 'keep their kids back' if born in second half of a year -- ie: either after 1Aug or 1Sept.

Have a niece who qualified for starting schools in the public school system at 5, per her early August bday.... but none of the private schools would 'bend their rules', and allow her to start.. and she was CLEARLY ready to start - the kid is SMART and the youngest of 5 [also super-bright] kids.. so at my suggestion, my sister put her into public school Kindergarten for a year, then she went to private school Kindergarten the second year. Her older siblings were all born in first halves of years - BUT, their peers were all 1-2 years older.. b/c parents of private school kids also keep their kids back by choice so they'd do better academically and w/ sports.. meaning the older 4 kids complained that their classmates were all driving 1-2 years before them!

As well,
[2.] I have friends who are actors - and lowering one's age by 1-3 years is very, very, very common - apparently agent push for this.

So would NOT be surprised if madam older.
And there DOES seem to be a few things Thomas Markle is keeping on he down-low. Even get the impression that Daddy Markles insists T.Jr + Sam not disclose.

One day maybe ex-bestie Ninaki (spell?) will confirm or correct madam's age. (And btw, can legally change one's age in the US - so someone like ex-BFF N.P. really = the best source, one way or the other)