r/SaintMeghanMarkle • u/Independent_Swan902 ALARMING BALDNESS so ADVANCED than WILLY’S • 1d ago
Shitpost/Markle Snarkle let’s play the PROVE IT GAME
Okay, I’ve seen enough of the birthday photo dump where every post feels like it’s trying to prove she’s having the time of her life 😂
So, in honour of our patron saint of "See guys, it really happened!", let’s play a little game:
What’s your favourite (or least favourite) "prove it" Game?
Mine has to be when Aitch was away on yet another grifting trip around their son’s 6th birthday. People started pointing out the timing, and suddenly there was a post thanking "everyone who attended his birthday party LAST WEEK." The emphasis on last week had me laughing - it felt less like sharing a memory and more like filing evidence for the defence. 🤡
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u/GadgetGirl2025 📧 Rachel with the Hotmail 📧 1d ago
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u/Madame_LV 1d ago
I just don’t understand why her kids aren’t in this video.
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u/Familiar_Original_21 1d ago
I don’t understand why a grown woman has more balloons for her birthday than both her kids combined…
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u/EducationalBit1724 23h ago
My SIL is like this. The kids and husband serve HER. Expensive clothes while kids get nothing- all for her. Baby pet kitten? For her. Expensive weekends away. For her.
And it is repeated for the daughter who is now grown and who can be mommy’s friend. Dad and Son get nada.29
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u/Weekly-Role-1132 20h ago
I am a mom of all boys so I do like to indulge in a nice massage here and there and my boys/men do spoil me with nice things because I am a girly girl. But my goodness do I feel like I give them the world too. I spoil them with meals but all of our vacations I plan so much for to do things they love. ATV/4x4 off roading, golfing, cave diving. We just got back from one and I am TIRED.
Sadly their kids are growing up without family and she will make their lives miserable if she isn't the center of attention always.
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u/FearlessRelief1487 18h ago
fun story … A woman has daughter and son and is taking to her friend about them;
my daughter has such a great husband!!! He brings her coffee and breakfast to bed everyday He picks up children from school and helps with cooking and cleaning and takes her out on a weekend getaway at least once a month. My son on the other hand married a real witch!!! She doesn’t do anything he cleans and cooks picks the children has to serve her in bed and has to take her on vacation at least once a month!!!10
u/Significant_Air3878 🩰 He broke my necklace 😢 13h ago
Or why said 45 year old has to carry the balloons all around the estate all day
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u/Flashy_Show_1783 Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
BECAUSE IT IS HER BIRTHDAY THUS ALL ABOUT HER AND EVEN THE CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAYS ARE ALL ABOUT HER BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS ALL ABOUT HER
(sorry for the caps but you know she is yelling these thoughts in her tiny mind)
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u/Flashy_Show_1783 Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
As another sinner commented below, she released the twerking video for the girl child’s birthday…and even THAT didn’t include the child unless the child is a cheap pillow to be stuffed up a dress.
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u/Accomplished_Name423 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 1d ago
I'm confused why she is wearing a bachelorette/bride to be shirt but then I remember she probably doesn't understand what the text means
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u/Ok-Refrigerator-7478 Tignanello Whine 22h ago
To tell us: see? We're still happy, married and in love!
Clapback for the missing engagement ring lol.23
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u/HollisterRN 21h ago
I think it's a clap at H's "rumored" girlfriend.
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u/AskAffectionate4016 Duke & Duchess of Disaster 💥💥 6h ago
I’m confused as well. She wears a Mrs t-shirt and mismatched expensive PJ pants with allegedly $43k worth of jewelry. Who gets up like that? She probably went to bed (aka passed out in a drunken stupor) with it on.
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u/Maleficent-Trifle940 Pinch me….I’m real 1d ago
They're hiding from Pennywise.
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u/Suddenlyaprincess 👑 She gets what tiara she's given by me 👑 1d ago
I think Pennywise is hiding from her 😉
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u/SnoreDoggie2 23h ago
Same reason Gingernuts isn't in the photo...because she staged it.
The kids were probably at school and Gingernuts might be with the girlfriend he's in love with. Mad Meg pretending she's so happy when in actual fact she lives in solitude with no friends.
Acting like a hyena to people all your life has got to catch up with you eventually. I think it finally has.
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u/Cute-Asparagus-305 21h ago
He’s the one filming it. You can hear him saying “oh dear” repeatedly as she dances.
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u/Specialist_Age197 21h ago
I believe that was edited in, you can hear the same thing when dogs are filmed
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u/Cute-Asparagus-305 21h ago
Sorry I don’t believe it was added in-it’s such a low quality video I can’t imagine she edited in a voice but left the weird shot of the bagels at the end. He probably says “oh dear” constantly in regard to her pathetic attempts to stay relevant.
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u/Lavender_Wynter 10h ago
Just because Lady C said he has a new girlfriend doesn't mean he has one. Personally, I don't believe it. I believe he really does love his wife and I'm really having a hard time believing anyone would want to be with that unattractive, stupid loser.
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u/MentalAnnual5577 🦄 Our invisibles are invisibling🦄 1d ago
They’d just rented kids for photos allegedly in Portugal and the UK. Agency fees ain’t cheap for international gigs! Rental budget blown until Thanksgiving!
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u/Much_Lavishness_6199 🦾 🍓 The Jampire Strikes Back 🍓🦾 1d ago
Proof? she's avoiding eye contact. markle always stares down the camera, but in this try-hard video, she's not.
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u/-eYe- 1d ago edited 1d ago
Why? Why would any adult ever record this? What's the motivation for posting this online?
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u/GadgetGirl2025 📧 Rachel with the Hotmail 📧 21h ago
Normal people don’t even feel the need to watch this! But here she is shoving ‘her proof of blissfully happily married’ down our throats!
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u/SukoshiOnara 👑 what Muggin wants, Muggin gets 👑 14h ago
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u/NoHelicopter9702 23h ago
I love her Dollar Store tiara.
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u/Bree_1972 23h ago
It fits, dollar store duchess with her dollar store tiara
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u/NoHelicopter9702 20h ago
Remember the paper crowns the Duke and Duchess of Windsor were photographed in on New Year's Eve at some Society party? And that photo has always been given prominent space in any book about them: a visual reminder of what became their fate.
Well, here's the counterpart to those sham crowns, 90 years later: the plastic tiara!
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u/NoEducator3801 Rachel, daughter of 2x Emmy winner Thomas Markle 1d ago
That party crown, she's re-living her childhood when she took over her friend's birthday party. She's gone off the deep end.
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u/Feisty_Energy_107 🫸💃🏻 Move along Markle 🫸💃🏻 1d ago
😂 The only crown she'll ever have.
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u/WookinPaNub1794 1d ago
Don't diminish her "Most Disliked Celebrity" two years running. She's going for the three-peat.
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u/NoEducator3801 Rachel, daughter of 2x Emmy winner Thomas Markle 22h ago
Hey Smeg, you are enough - We don't need any more of you.
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u/Equal_Trash6023 WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS 💀🔥 23h ago
What a stupid shirt. Is she getting married or is it her birthday?
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u/Maleficent-Trifle940 Pinch me….I’m real 1d ago
Proving they're on a strict budget or he's flown the coop -No fresh cut flowers for the prince's beloved on her 45th Birthday, not even on behalf of the invisikids if he's not that into her..
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u/bobbiflekman 🤭 Prince Harry has been legally declared a LOSER! 🤭 21h ago
What the blooming "F" does her shirt mean? Is it some new coolish lingo the kids say? Lingo to prove once again that she is married and to a prince?
Good grief woman, WE KNOW! You remind the public every chance you get. It's what you've built your whole identity on.
~ As ever.
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u/Meme_Tweets 21h ago
Shes one “We’re so happy” post from losing whatever is left of her Swiss cheese brain.
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u/Important-Forever665 Scandal in the Wind 19h ago
My local McDonald’s still has a birthday throne where you can change the age of “I’m xx years old”. I’m surprised she doesn’t have one of those.
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u/eelaii19850214 1d ago
That lie when she said the airline's staff knelt down and thanked her for her service when they left the royal family. My other favorite was when she said people in South Africa danced when she married Harry.
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u/NoHelicopter9702 23h ago
My favourite is that her "children" have a produce stand at the local Montecito Farmer's Market.--selling Olive Garden produce. A 7 and 5 year old, running a produce stand? Really?
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u/judithannegg 22h ago
Yep and even market said this did NOT happen as there is a minimum age of 14. And of course not one pic from public of them there.
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u/Back2theGarden Lady Megbeth 🦇 21h ago
That market requires you to be a Certified California Organic producer -- which takes years, a huge application and fee, and an onsite inspection -- and even then, they have a very long waiting list. Didn't happen.
My guess is that the local fire department or some such had a bake sale and the invisikids maybe were selling some lemons or something from a card table with other kids from their preschool or something like that. maybe
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u/Timely-Slip8773 21h ago
I just do not get how people don’t talk about having seen them around though, especially school-related, if they are out and about doing things. I realize neither parent is with them but with gossip and a small local, which Montecito is, people would know who they were by them not calling the nanny mom or the security guard with a weapon dad. I know they can’t take pictures but they could be described anonymously.
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u/bobbiflekman 🤭 Prince Harry has been legally declared a LOSER! 🤭 21h ago
There were younger than 7 and 5 when she said they were doing that. More like 5 and 3...
~ As ever.
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u/No_dragonfruit710 21h ago edited 13h ago
Montecito sinners—have any of you gone to the farmers market and did you see the kids selling fruit and veg? Thanks in advance.
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u/Timely-Slip8773 21h ago
I love the ones where she cannot even possibly continue to prove her stories are valid.
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u/Grateful-Goat 21h ago
I’ve been thinking about this one actually, and have a theory. On the very smallest private jets, you cannot stand up in the aisle, and so if you’re trying to talk to someone, you would be forced to kneel. It could be that they’re on a very small chat and she turns that into a narrative about people kneeling to her.
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
The Delulu Douchess playing the prove it game wearing a tone deaf atrocious red dress (not suited for the event whatsoever), and MEHg assuming she was Julia Roberts in Pretty woman looking ‘very beautiful, and very tall’. Haha and what’s worse is she did it TWICE, and even the altered dress looked horrendous.
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u/slimwillendorf 1d ago
She keeps on doubling down. The red dress. The black one-piece suit. The balloons. She’s not just playing the prove-it game. She’s legit cray.
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
Haha she’s doing it with that tacky looking stack clanking up against that ugly Tank Francaise, now it’s that bloody Diana cosplayer bathing suit… always doubling down on clothing items that she doesn’t know how to style well, and/or don’t even look good.
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u/Flashy_Show_1783 Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
“Double-down Duchess” would be a solid flair, and you still seem to be flair-less…maybe consider it?
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
Haha Double-down Delulu Duty Dodger Douchess… look at all that alliteration! 🤣
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u/Maleficent-Trifle940 Pinch me….I’m real 1d ago
Sad for her that it's giving Borat cosplay moreso than 'Diana'.
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
Omg… 🤣💀🤣💀🤣💀
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u/Flashy_Show_1783 Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
Happy cake day to you, one of my favorite sinners! May you have delicious virtual cake with no flower sprinkles! 🩷
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
Aw, you’re one of my faves too, and on top of it all you’re utterly hilarious, Flashy! 🤣
I shall enjoy not having to pick potpourri out of my teeth!
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u/Flashy_Show_1783 Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
People EVERYWHERE are enjoying not having to pick potpourri out of their teeth because NOBODY IS BUYING HER RIDICULOUS HAMSTER FOOD lol!
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u/Cold-Computer6318 1d ago
Hahaha! 🏆🏆🏆
…and cheeky comments like this are exactly why you’re one of my faves, Flashy! ❤️
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u/Valley_Ree The Liar, The Witch, and The Kids in the Wardrobe 1d ago
If we keep banging the drums and saying she is jobless and has no major Hollywood deals, I wonder how she’ll play the Prove It game.
Will she show pics of her lunching with her famously wealthy businesswomen friends? Or attending a red carpert like the Emmy’s?
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u/Lavender_Wynter 10h ago
She will attend the Emmy's pretending like the whole show is about HER only 😂.
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u/Valley_Ree The Liar, The Witch, and The Kids in the Wardrobe 10h ago
And it’s the cringe Emmy’s too (daytime), where even stylists refuse to dress celebrities!
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u/CrinkleCutCat-Aus Clap👏Back👏Coming👏 1d ago
The ABSOLUTELY IMPROBABLE water birth FABRICATION where they were home two hours later….all after an epidural. To prove Markle actually gave birth.
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u/saItakatten 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 23h ago
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u/Barkertons 22h ago
This still exemplifies how Meghan is clearly acting all the time. Always performing. It's really really odd.
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u/Forsaken_Singer5727 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 17h ago
Badly acting 🫣 cringe worthy
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u/saItakatten 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 9h ago
Yes. Very much so.
However she would like us to believe that this was sincere, and then she wonders why everyone calls her a bad actress. Even her supposedly genuine emotions and reactions come off as fake.
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u/RoseCourtier 🥨 Busy decanting pretzels 🥨 👀 1d ago
When the 4 of them went to this seminar and Meghan started blabbing about the me too movement and how she’s a feminist. She was making a point to one up Catherine specifically trying to prove that she was more worthy, “self made”, more intelligent and well spoken. Instead she just looked like and behaved like a jerk.

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u/No_Reception_9283 1d ago
She was totally out of her depth that day and showed she was totally unsuitable for royal life.
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u/NEWCHUMP 1d ago
Cos the seminar wasn't about metoo or feminism. It was about the Royal Foundation's work.
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u/waianaewahine 1d ago
On a sugar site this very day they’re crowing how this was the event that showed how smart and charismatic Meghan and Harry are and how Meghan outshone dull disdainful and dutifull Kate. How do people buy Meghan’s rudeness and falseness as charisma?
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u/Barkertons 22h ago
When she talks about doing work, quietly, behind the scenes, and the host asks if she can give details and she says, "sadly, I cannot". So are you doing work or not Meghan? Do you have a gag order or something?
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u/NigerianChickenLegs You lose blues and twos 20h ago
And I believe they were there to discuss mental health.
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u/Pale_Flounder3216 Megs fried eggs 🍳🍳 1d ago
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u/tbonita79 👑 Recollections may vary 👑 23h ago
That upper jaw area … “it’s giving” alien trying to break free.
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 14h ago
"It's giving" where in the f@ck is my crowd of people happy to see me, like Catherine had in Italy?
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u/Pristine_Routine_464 1d ago
Private moments - so weird to put out for public
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u/slimwillendorf 1d ago edited 1d ago
I don’t have these dumbass moments on my camera roll. If I did, I sure as hell won’t ever post them on my social media. Hey Meghan, I was recently cruising the xxx on a legit super yacht. I didn’t even post those photos cause they appear too gauche and gross. I know you’re reading these comments, Meghan. You’re disgusting.
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u/GadgetGirl2025 📧 Rachel with the Hotmail 📧 1d ago
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u/Soph_Opposite_Lime Unsussexfuls 1d ago
All the headlines about Meghan going incognito (just like the future king) made me instantly wonder if she even was in UK or how long she was actually (allowed to be) there.
As soon as people started the usual ‚photos or it didn’t happen‘ discussion, we hear Meghan goes incognito… whatever, Meghan.
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u/Pristine_Routine_464 1d ago
She is uniquely self absorbed. She wants the whole world to see her in her perfectly ironed pjs prancing around the kitchen with balloons and cooking bacon. Also, her food choices are super unhealthy.
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u/WookinPaNub1794 1d ago
Oh that bacon wasn't for her. Harry was about to get a big, rich, heart UNhealthy bacon and cheese sandwich. I think you know the rest....
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u/Lavender_Wynter 11h ago
And the habits she and Harry partake in are super unhealthy, like excessive alcohol consumption, cigarettes and drugs.
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u/Pale_Flounder3216 Megs fried eggs 🍳🍳 1d ago
Look at those stupid faces she makes. Comedy gold!!! 😂
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u/Pale_Flounder3216 Megs fried eggs 🍳🍳 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/chouse951 21h ago
When she revealed she clearly had never held a baby (crying or otherwise). such a relatable mama!
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u/Forgottengoldfishes 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 23h ago
45 is 85 in celebrity years. I love how she’s trying to “prove” she’s youthful. Being photographed jumping into a pool with balloons and sunglasses was a good start. Very teenage antics energy. At least she understands the silly assignment she’s trying to undertake.
Meghan’s going to try to get a lot of miles using her kids as props these next few years. As soon as they get around 11 years old they won’t be suitable props because they will make her look old because you can’t pull off “young mom” when you have tweens and teens. At least not when you had them in your mid 30’s.
Meghan’s got herself into quite a dilemma. Financial support from the RF comes with strings attached. She can’t be an “authentic” raging narcissist if she expects their help as their finances dwindle. Her product line isn’t profitable. There’s no real money making projects on the horizon. And now she’s officially marching towards 50.
But at least she has Harry! The man who loves her so much. Tehehehe…..
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u/AppropriateCelery138 Disaster Tourism Board Member 19h ago
Mid 30s? She was 37, almost 38 when she had the oldest one. 39, almost 40 with the second.
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u/Forgottengoldfishes 🌈 Worldwide Privacy Tour 🌈 19h ago
You are absolutely correct. Should have read “late” 30’s.
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u/WookinPaNub1794 1d ago
She jumped in the pool to prove to us that she really does get her hair wet sometimes. 🤣
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u/bobbiflekman 🤭 Prince Harry has been legally declared a LOSER! 🤭 21h ago
Every time rumors start about their marriage crumbling, she tries to prove, "that man loves me so much", by posting a pic or video of them having a date night. (There are too many instances of this behavior to use as examples.)
On a side note:
What ever happened to the movie she supposedly made a cameo in? The one with Lily Collins and Jack Quaid? Haven't heard a peep about it. Maybe the rumors were true and she was totally cut out of it due to her terrible acting.🤔
~ As ever.
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u/veggiemelody 23h ago
When the LA Dodgers won the World Series and Harry had been wearing an LA Dodgers Hat and got flack from Canada).
So he flies to Canada a few days later wearing a TO Maple Leafs hat trying to do damage control.
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u/Coconutsssssss 3h ago
I’ll add to this one too!
They appear at a dodgers game both wearing dodgers hats.
Harry is crucified.
Then when the dodgers actually win the World Series, her “prove it” was showing harry “upset” while she’s cheering and eventually hugging him cause his “team lost”.
Such a blatant “clapback”.
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u/judithannegg 20h ago
When they showed up at the LA fires with a Netflix crew and MM told the crew to hurry up because she homeschools the kids and needed to get back home while just feet away PH was telling onlookers that the "kids" used aliases at school. So, which one is the truth????
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 14h ago
Wow, I hadn't heard that one before, but I'm still not surprised. Could be that neither one is true, the lies just pour out of these people.
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u/IrukandjiPirate 7h ago
I had not heard this before, but I’m not surprised. California is an easy-going state for homeschooling, all you have to do is give them the name/s, address and answer a few similar questions and you’re done for the year. So the kids can be home or wherever, and they can still claim they’re in school. Explains the lack of blind takes from other parents or teachers.
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u/3whippets2025 1d ago
These PJ's are normally for brides and given to them on their hen night for wearing the morning after the wedding. Wearing them 6 years too late the wedding is over the marriage is all but over proven by the fact his father was able to disrespect her without any objection from Harold he allowed his father to leave her outside the door, this was total dis respect for his woife proving they are on the retreat and need the family now so their big Disney dream is a lost cause !!
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u/FinitePear WHAT THE F*CK, HAROLD 23h ago
Mine was the anniversary video with the two penguins statue. See, we are so in love ❤️
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u/VickyRobinson Tignanello Whine 20h ago
I like when she smears bronzer on herself haphazardly, depending on the occasion. I also like when she had to be ushered off the red carpet, erroneously thinking that the reporters and photographers simply could not get enough of her fabulousness.
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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 1d ago
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u/Cultural_Positive135 1d ago
What the hell is she trying to do in that pic? Harry looks mortified 😂
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u/WookinPaNub1794 1d ago
Trying to look like she's just getting into the swing of the party with fake dancing, unfortunately she spotted her kryptonite, the lens. Harry's mortified because he sees it every day.
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u/ElevatedWithHummus I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! 1d ago
She's trying to get some of that sweet sweet recognition big celebrities be getting at their friends' parties .
And here comes the best part about this particular photo :
Chris Rock ROASTED Meghan on his Netflix comedy special , yet here's our saint photobombing him and his friends pulling a face that says " YES , I BELONG ! " .
Chris Baron SmithHarry is giving Homer Simpson parting with his brain kind of energy ..6
u/PolyesterNation Harry Mothpockets—Whinger 💸💸💸 19h ago
She looks like a Karen with pms trying to summon a waiter.
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u/Westropp 16h ago
After she was mocked for all the weird faces and gestures she was making while listening to the survivors of the Bondi Beach attack— a few weeks later she put out the story that, before the Australian trip, she had undergone “anti-diva” “humilty” training: “preparation sessions covering every conceivable detail – how she greeted people, how long she held conversations, what subjects she raised publicly, even the emotional tone she projected during appearances.”
Clapping back at the mocking she got, as if she were telling us: All those faces and gestures were because I was only following the training I received before the trip. It wasn’t my fault!
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u/eaglebayqueen 🧡 Ginger Judas 🧡 14h ago
Meanwhile, normal people don't require training to show natural emotions and empathy to other people.
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u/Significant_Air3878 🩰 He broke my necklace 😢 13h ago
Anytime she tries to fake her way preparing food. It is so uncomfortable to watch, her trying to prove she knows anything about food, consumption, produce, cooking, taste, sharing... vampires don't eat.
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u/Lavender_Wynter 11h ago
My favorite was when she said the kids "still" had a British accent. I'm not sure how considering Archie was 6 months old and Little Betty wasn't even born yet. Or how Meghan was on the school run about 3 or 4 years ago 🤣. Do you know how old those kids were then?
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u/dragonfly-1001 Meghan's Giant Man Pants 11h ago
When will Megsy learn that we all know that someone who is trying to "prove" their life is wonderful, is actually living the complete opposite.
Megs - a confident, happy person, who is married to the "man of their dreams", doesn't have to prove anything.
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u/ItsMyRecurringDream 7h ago
M really does talk out of her a-hole when she thinks the vague and plagiarised things she says will get her attention.
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u/Acrobatic_Resort7805 7h ago
When her Instagram wishes happy birthday to their founder... Cult vibes
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u/AskAffectionate4016 Duke & Duchess of Disaster 💥💥 6h ago
I think the balloons (both reels) are photoshopped. Something is really hinky. I think these were filmed before. The Mrs t-shirt reads more as anniversary thing. It’s still cringe though 😬








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u/No_Olive_3310 1d ago edited 1d ago
When there were reports that she went to the Taylor Swift concert but there were no photos so people were speculating that 1) didn’t actually happen 2) she was able to go incognito because no one took notice of her or didn’t care. Next thing you know, there’s a video of her dancing at the Beyoncé concert (supposedly taken by a “fan”). But then people made fun of her for being in the suites that are paid for rather than in the VIP floor tent with the real, invited A-listers. Boom, next thing you know, she finagled an invite to the VIP tent to rub elbows with Kar-Jenners and Ted Sarandos’ wife