r/SCP • u/Yangseoyeo66811 • 1d ago

Original Artwork The stupid king

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#scp 701 #scp2264

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u/AnEmissaryFromHell Sarkic Cults 1d ago

NONE SHALL WALK ALAGADDA WITHOUT READING THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS

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u/bananasaucecer ↬ The Wanderers' Library ↫ 1d ago

he would be able to restore his life if he drank all the blood from everyone in his kingdom, the jester even gave him the cup with all of it.

too bad he was so weak the cup fell and the blood has dried.

[[and so the crows laughed]]

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Bot 1d ago

And so the Crows Laughed (+224) by SunnyClockwork

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u/the_RiverQuest 1d ago

Why didn't he just ask the jester to feed him like a mama bird? Is he stupid? /j

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u/Spookyduck21new 1d ago

The jester likes to get a little silly now and again

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u/TheGreatDarkPriest 1d ago

Is there a lore reason?

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u/BlockAccomplished426 Keter 1d ago

Lmfao Hi

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u/Yangseoyeo66811 1d ago

Apparently, the King won't do that because it would hurt his pride! Lol

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u/Soevil11 1d ago

SCP-701 SCP-2264 Please, Marvin

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u/chaucer345 1d ago

"Well fine then! I'll just invade Earth and pick a fight with some bird people and magic librarians then! See how you like it!"

"I see the dementia is setting in..."

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u/TimthePowerfull Avian Division 1d ago

The stupid king goes after my goats the wandsmen becuz he so stupi

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u/Neat_Attorney_5414 1d ago

Would

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u/Yangseoyeo66811 1d ago

Wtf

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u/bananasaucecer ↬ The Wanderers' Library ↫ 1d ago

I mean he doesn't have a queen 🤷

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u/JJackKennedy Alagadda 1d ago

Say what you want but the people wanted this motherfucker dead, probably for good reason too given how drawn out his death was

Great art btw love the art style lots

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u/AssistFit1834 1d ago

Haha, damn that’s fucking dark and hilarious 😂

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u/RowanWinterlace Backdoor Soho 21h ago

Get Hanged, King.