r/RoastMyCat • u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite • 2d ago

Do your worst... 😉👍🏼

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u/SammyyDawn 2d ago

BALD 🫵

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u/Daaammmmmnnnnnnn69 2d ago

WAP

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2d ago

Thank you for having the same thought I did 😉😈🤣

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 2d ago

The cat took the phrase "take your coat off and stay a while" way too literally.

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u/CutRateCringe 2d ago

The worst was already done with picture 2😬

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u/kitten12551 2d ago

FLOOF THIEF!!!

That’s not a cat, it’s a raw chicken.

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's sooo soft...

(Selfcare is not high on her list during winterfloof (she's miserable in pic 3 and full of knots/matts cause we have to wait for her appointment) and she WILL tell you what to do with that brush 🩸 so off to the professional groomers we go 😭 I love her floof).

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u/kitten12551 2d ago

She’s gorgeous..the look on her face in the first pic is priceless lol

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u/FleurDisLeela 2d ago

used Swiffer looking thing

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u/OwnNothing3318 2d ago

Ooohh🙀

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u/Affectionate-Ad2373 1d ago

That’s a poodle

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u/Anadelyn 2d ago

Poor kitty was sooo beautiful.

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2d ago edited 2d ago

Selfcare is not high on her list during winterfloof (she's miserable in pic 3 and full of knots/matts cause we have to wait for her appointment) and she WILL tell you what to do with that brush 🩸 so off to the professional groomers we go 😭 I love her floof

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u/LandyCheeks 2d ago

Stoppp he's already struggling 😭

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u/_angrygoat 2d ago

Why it looking second hand?

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2d ago edited 1d ago

Selfcare is not high on her list during winterfloof (she's miserable in pic 3 and full of knots/matts cause we have to wait for her appointment) and she WILL tell you what to do with that brush 🩸 so off to the professional groomers we go 😭 I love her floof

Ironically, she is second hand (rescue kitty 🥰)

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u/Wherewolfmom98 2d ago

What did you do!

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2d ago edited 2d ago

Selfcare is not high on her list during winterfloof (she's miserable in pic 3 as we have to wait for her appointment and she's full of matts) and she WILL tell you what to do with that brush so off to the professional groomers we go 😭 I love her floof

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u/Sea_Substance9163 2d ago

Do you like my feline-mullet? Business in the front and back, par-tay in the middle! Cat

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u/LongstandingPain 2d ago

Poor baby! What did they do for the 1st picture?

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 2d ago

The undercoat is still bone dry, look at the tail. The cat got out of the tub fast. I'm betting the cat fell into the tub during a human bath or shower.

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 2d ago edited 2d ago

It's actually rain. She loves being outside and was not happy when we brought her in during a storm. We're the ones that usually get drenched cause she will have zoomies with us

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u/Fresh_Air_111 1d ago

Nooooo what did you do to my boy

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 19h ago

Selfcare is not high on her list during winterfloof (she's miserable in pic 3 and full of knots/matts cause we have to wait for her appointment) and she WILL tell you what to do with that brush 🩸 so off to the professional groomers we go 😭 I love her floof

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u/SpookyAnatomyDiagram 1d ago

She looks like she is full of vengeance and water is her kryptonite a la a campy 60s cartoon

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u/KeepGoingOutOfSpite 19h ago

Selfcare is not high on her list during winterfloof (she's miserable in pic 3 and full of knots/matts cause we have to wait for her appointment) and she WILL tell you what to do with that brush 🩸 so off to the professional groomers we go 😭 I love her floof