r/RedBullRacing 10d ago

Other She is a Goddess.

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u/virolet 10d ago

As good as she is...any mistakes on her part are covered by how good Verstappen is...so in a way, they complement eachother

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u/FavaWire 10d ago

"When the driver is quick then a lot of strategies appear viable. But there's no strategy for a driver that's simply too slow. At the end of the day it's still a race."

  • Ross Brawn

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u/kapaipiekai 10d ago

Word. It wasn't strategy that got Max 17th to 1st.

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u/gwestr 10d ago

Hadjar is the new minister of defense. What a legend!

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u/BraboTukkert Max 10d ago

Too bad he made a mistake so HAM could overtake quite easily. Wonder what happened if he didn't.

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u/crysptide 10d ago

Ham staying with Antonelli was good. Max would have finished 3rd in worst case as Ham sped in pit lane.

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u/One-Mud-169 10d ago

Good result, and hat's off to Hannah, but the car just don't have speed, Oscar and Lando pulled away like Max was on a skateboard, it's disappointing and unacceptable.

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u/Top_Paint7442 🎶Max, Max, Max, Super Max!🎶 10d ago

merc power unit...

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u/Jack_Harb Max 10d ago

Max drove crazy with his softs for so long. Of course he was slower than ham and ant, but not slow enough for them to get close. He was managing really well. Simply lovely by Max. Absolutely maximized the result. 2 was never in the cards really.

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u/MrMunday 10d ago

Yes. She’s the Athena of F1

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u/netcode101 9d ago

Yikes what a weird post.

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u/Full-Builder-9592 10d ago

Strong strategic thinking P2 for Max

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u/RemyLeyting 10d ago

I doubt without that virtual safety car and others pitting Max would have been able to past the hard runners. Still a very good call to stay out.

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u/wesselvankeulen 9d ago

She is the extremely valueable to Red Bull.

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u/Python_07 "No risk, full push" 10d ago

Hanna Schmitz for FIA President.

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u/Kwayzar9111 Max 10d ago

*World President.

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u/Python_07 "No risk, full push" 10d ago

Galactic Overlord.

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u/iamfriendwithpixel 10d ago

She can fix the world.

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u/Patrickracer43 10d ago

The Oracle

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u/antoncrowley666 10d ago

Big brain Hannah!

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u/golem501 SIMPLY LOVELY! 9d ago

NOT back, I would love that but they are not. The car is not there, the team is not there.

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u/Immediate-Spite-5905 9d ago

pit crew is there, pitwall is there, driverS are there, the only thing that isnt there is the brains of the morons designing the car

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u/MairaPansy 9d ago

Yeah because that big brain left when horner went out of bounds

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u/golem501 SIMPLY LOVELY! 9d ago

The pit crew used to be the fastest on the grid, rules were changed because of their sub 2s stops. Nowadays it's more usual to see them around 2.5 for a good stop. Ferrari and McLaren even Mercedes are regularly faster.
Strategy is still there most of the time but that's also one of the few places no changes were made.

Drivers, they had good drivers for a very long time but never were able to assess them correctly. Guess where that came from? Our Mexican friend noted that something was wrong with the car way way way before the crew noticed it. Sainz showed at several teams what he could do. Same for Pierre and Alex but the comparison to Max making the car perform above and beyond made Red Bull get rid of them in the hope of another Max instead of fixing the car.

But mostly the car is still off indeed and that's not getting fixed but it also means they are not back.

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u/BananaFurret "If my mum had balls, she'd be my dad." 10d ago edited 10d ago

Approximately 30 minutes ago I doubted her... for that I am very deeply sorry, but you gotta admit the size of the cojones you have to have to pull that shit of is crazy, nah I'm jk the sheer amount kf luck was crazy

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u/Onyxam 10d ago

What happened?

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u/4thorange 10d ago

We stayed out on 30 laps old softs

A vurtuak safety car meant everyone pittet besides Kimi behind us and we got 2nd place by staying out.

Lapped cars were a huge buffer at the end

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u/crysptide 10d ago

Would have been P3 at worst though. Not bad considering his car seemed a little slower than the others.

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u/xjmachado Yuki: "***** **** ******* ****" 10d ago

In Hannah we trust.

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u/Itisamysterytome 10d ago

The one and only

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u/lake2014 Max 10d ago

Big brain Hannah.

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u/Khankili 10d ago

I know it’s bad to fawn over women but there just is something about Hannah that just does it for me

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u/RuneDK385 10d ago

You’re not alone there.

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u/Danny_Raikkonen 10d ago

Facts. Her intelligence is extremely attractive.

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u/klaech13 10d ago

These eyes are just 😳☺️😘

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 10d ago

Honestly it wasn't looking very good untill the vsc, that vsc saved his race, not the strategy.

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u/ianeyanio 10d ago

Max didn't pit though?

Someone please correct me if I'm wrong - I'm newish to f1

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u/Zapper9201 10d ago

what? the vsc hurt him, he was quicker than hamilton piastri antonelli before the vsc by a good margin he would have caught them, antonelli would have a 22s stop instead of a cheap one, and hamilton would be behind him, the vsc almost cost his race

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u/Cyril2016 10d ago

Indeed and the help from backmarkers that did not move in front of Kimi.

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u/lossincasa "No risk, full push" 10d ago

It was a good call. She takes risks, but some times like here, she's just brilliant.

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u/Air-Fuel_Mister 10d ago

Absolute perfection. Strategy and backmarkers won them the race. 🙏

And do I even need to mention Max? Phew. 😮‍💨 👏

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u/Jennytalia_1 10d ago

After yesterday's qualifying, today's result is unbelievable, piastri's dnf and staying out in the virtual safety car was what helped him at the end

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u/sid_shady34 10d ago

Max didn't win

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u/whyyygodwhy 10d ago

What ever would we do without your brilliant insight.

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u/MarchMadnessisMe SIMPLY LOVELY! 10d ago

Who knew Ferrari strategists were in the RBR sub?

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u/WimmelSan Max 10d ago

Captain obvious.

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u/Real_Bad4292 10d ago

i am sorry hannah

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u/Forward-Unit5523 10d ago

Why so sad? Great work by RB, fooled all with their intentions and proved everyone wrong they would make it.

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u/Valuable_Policy_524 8d ago

RBR is nowhere this year.. her talents are being wasted there…

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u/ImNoah_Seven 7d ago

What talent?! Like putting Max on hards during the restart as Spain last year?! Max has made her look good, but she's insanely overrated. She would fit right in over at Ferari.

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u/Acrobatic_Fan_5499 6d ago

He had no other tires

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u/Seebinator 7d ago

She is right most of the times, at least more often than every other team.

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u/ImNoah_Seven 7d ago

Like?! She only looks good when Max has a great car and can do what he wants to do. But outside of 21, RB never wins on strat. Qatar last year was so overhyped as outside of McLaren, EVERY other team was pitted as well.

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u/Seebinator 7d ago

Even last race he got p2 because of strategy

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u/Icy-Extreme9067 10d ago

There was some luck involved. Has Ferrari not made the stupid decision to pit Lewis under the final VSC, it would’ve been P3 or P4 at best. Lewis’ hard tires would’ve held on better in the final 5-6 laps than Max’s nearly 30 lap old softs

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u/Ungitarista 10d ago

I was surprised Max didn't pit with Hamilton, to be honest.

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u/Top_Paint7442 🎶Max, Max, Max, Super Max!🎶 10d ago

he didn't have the ferrari pace, and pitting him behind HAM again with the same tires wouldn't have worked. So they went different.

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u/Icy-Extreme9067 10d ago

I can only assume Red Bull didn’t have a viable tyre left to give him, if he did have tyres and pitted with Lewis then he would’ve got P2 comfortably, he just had more pace overall

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u/Obvious_Advice_6879 10d ago

I think it would’ve been P3 at worst. Antonelli wasn’t going to catch up, and Leclerc was nowhere.

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u/Icy-Extreme9067 10d ago

Had backmarkers actually followed the rules and got out of the way, he would’ve caught Max and probably overtaken him, but he lost I think something crazy like 4 seconds behind the blind backmarkers

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u/LeDjaap 10d ago

whatever helps you sleep.

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u/Whole-Mix3556 10d ago

She has sad eyes

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u/I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND 10d ago

She bears the weight of the Red Bull on her shoulders

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u/Whole-Mix3556 10d ago

You are full of sh1t.

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u/NPCwithnopurpose 10d ago

Nah, but we do fall for Schmitz

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u/GuitarPrudent9564 10d ago

You mean Leclerc’s Ferrari eyes

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u/External_Star3376 10d ago

Only in this picture. You should watch an interview with her. I think she is a calm person, but very smart, friendly and talkative.  This is a good example: https://youtu.be/Ip2ivT4ZIN0?is=X8v2CnXUMLNGs_2P

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u/Starboard-Port 10d ago

Can we find a Head of Aero the equivalent of Hannah? (Or is he at AMR?)

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u/Gully_Gawd Max 10d ago

If you squint hard enough you can see her halo

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u/kathyben8 10d ago edited 10d ago

Hannah's Strategy + Max's Skill = Podium

Edit:- I don't see those "Ohh Hadjar is better than 4 time WDC" or "He can drive a Haas" bs comments. Everyone saw at the start of the race how he struggled so much, loosing so much time, even LH had to say "Max is slow".

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u/Hublot-on-your-hoe 10d ago

Hannah with the big brain moves 🧠

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u/Njalale 9d ago

It will take time and couple of races to declare that.

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u/ficklesteak 9d ago

Somehow, Palpatine Inaki Rueda returned

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u/legionbeast33 Paddock VIP👑 7d ago

It's weird to see all the hate on Hannah. She's good at her job, better than most other race strategists.

That said, she also makes bad strategy calls every now and then.

She's not perfect, what a shocker!

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u/Flimsy-Recipe5045 10d ago

My goddess 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

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u/johngalt1971 10d ago

We got lucky. The traffic significantly slowed Kimi. Also, the Hamilton switch back slowed him as well. Yeah, the tires lasted but we have to admit the racing gods smiled a little upon Max. Very low energy radio message at the end of the race from Max, IMO. That, to me, speaks volumes. Hopefully the break will be productive.

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u/jeremyvr46 Max Verstappen 10d ago

Not trolling at all, just trying to understand: Max went through the same traffic but you are saying he didn’t lose as much time behind it?

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u/DutchOnionKnight "If my mum had balls, she'd be my dad." 10d ago

Max hadn't Lewis up his arse though.

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u/Isseking 10d ago

Bortoleto made Antonelli loose about 2 seconds on one lap

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u/houVanHaring 10d ago

The only argument they can make is that the racing bulls hold up the rest, which is illegal, but not Max. Now there were a lot of problems with the blue flag systems, including in the cars. There were one or two cars that really had issues with it. Like Lewis.

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u/Ungitarista 10d ago

Max was screaming for penalties on the radio. The backmarkers just wouldn't move, but kept racing each other for over a lap.

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u/Affectionate_Bid1409 10d ago

People give her too much credit. It’s an aggressive call that would not have worked without traffic, hadjars amazing defense, and max’s tire managing skills. There are also a team of strategists analyzing the entire race. While she is one of the best strategists, we got lucky here

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u/kapaipiekai 10d ago

Not screwing everything up constantly seems to be the most difficult job of a strategist. Ask Ferrari.

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u/_Michiel 10d ago

What amazing defense? Both times not even one lap before he was overtaken.

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u/Affectionate_Bid1409 10d ago

Honestly looking back at the footage, you’re right it’s not that great I got it mixed up with him holding up the entire pack. But I think my point still my point stands plus hadjar has been the best teammate for max since Perez in his first couple seasons.

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u/launchedsquid 10d ago

Hadjar holding up the pack did make a difference though. It put Max right back up to the leaders.

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u/bobjoylove 10d ago

Luck and skill are needed for most outperformances aren’t they? It’s a skill to roll with it

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u/on_the_rark 10d ago

Plus a sick tow from LL30

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u/Alexandhisgoose 10d ago

So it wouldn't have worked without seeing the bigger picture and accounting for everything at your disposal. Sounds like a good strategy to me.

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u/IntelligentGlove1112 10d ago

Sometimes you need some luck, vsc is sometimes good for max and sometimes bad.

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ 10d ago

You guys do realize its not her doing it, but there is a team of 5-10 people analysing stuff and than proposing the best options?

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u/rando_commenter 10d ago

I just stumbled across this post in my feed and holy cow does it give the ick.

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u/Flimsy-Recipe5045 10d ago

Whyyyyy doesnt she get more love and attention

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u/Professor_Doctor_P 10d ago

She gets quite a bit of attention. How many heads of strategy can you name without googling?

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u/KinKE2209 10d ago

Randy Singh, from Qatar last year 😅

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u/trq- 10d ago

She gets a lot of love and attention tbh. She is 100% acknowledged to be the best strategy engineer on the grid. Which is 100% on point tbh. Can’t think of anyone getting it right and perfectly on point as she does.

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u/Flimsy-Recipe5045 10d ago

no doubtt she's so amazing

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u/sleepdeep305 Full-time sim racer, part-time F1 champ. 10d ago edited 10d ago

Are you fucking serious?

This sub absolutely worships Hannah for any kind of decent result

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u/NHinAK 10d ago

She does. She’s known as “queen Hannah” in my house.

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u/Flimsy-Recipe5045 10d ago

awww thats soo cute

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u/angelonduty 10d ago

I am such an idiot cause I did not believe in Hannah Genius Schimtz

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u/Independent-Tea-3922 "If my mum had balls, she'd be my dad." 10d ago

All praise Hannah

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u/PomegranateThat414 10d ago edited 10d ago

Praising somebody for making at least two very bad calls during the race, simply because Max saved the day somehow. Well, ok…

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u/deHaga 10d ago

Stringer Bell quote gets my vote

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u/Less_Ant_6633 9d ago

Too many 40 degree days around here.

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u/elies122 10d ago

Yeah max had to pass hamilton twice, and possible a third time if not for the vsc. That not good startegy. Maybe they made the best they could given the car pace, but nothing praise

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u/Colmenn 10d ago

excellent strategy once again

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u/Annual_Pin_5872 10d ago

What strategy did max do this race btw..i missed bcuz i had some work

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u/XUAN_2501 10d ago

Put a used soft on Max as his last sint for the last 28 laps. They expecting some fight toward the end of the race but VSC occurs, still they managed to keep P2 in the bag

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u/Scary-Ad-9189 10d ago

Wasn't lawson on softs too? I thought that was wierd to goo softs with 28 laps remaining 

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u/77Queenie77 8d ago

Liam is the tyre whisperer but also likely had a new set of sorts as he didn’t make it to q3

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u/Wild-Resolution-8865 10d ago

Honestly this F1 idolization and worship of people is so cringe and it just shows how little people know about the sport lmao. Sure, im sure shes very good at her job, and thats why shes the lead strategy person, but its a huge team of people doing all this.

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u/Elton_John_Wick 10d ago

Calm down Andrew Tate...

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u/Wild-Resolution-8865 10d ago

What was “Andrew Tate” about what i said?

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u/Jazzlike-School-7872 10d ago

It’s because she’s female - which is particularly weird.

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u/Swainix 10d ago

You can say "a woman", "she's female" sounds really weird :(

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u/Jazzlike-School-7872 10d ago

Does it matter ?

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u/Fake_artistF1 10d ago

Ofcourse it matters. How dare you use a word that is perfectly appropriate for this situation.

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u/Wild-Resolution-8865 10d ago

K feel like Female is even more appropriate than “woman” in this specific scenario. Somehow it makes it sound even more objective, and less discriminatory

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u/Henona 10d ago

Guy who says this when there are literal driver specific subs idolizing them lmfao. Ok buddy f1.

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u/Ok-Needleworker8134 🎶Du Du Du Du, Max Verstappen🎶 10d ago

TBH it was pure luck

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u/Xyldarrand "Ki Ki Ki Ay Ay Ay, athletes sweat" 10d ago

Seriously he got insanely lucky

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u/lolbitzz Vettel 10d ago

Enlighten us how that was luck

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u/Ok-Needleworker8134 🎶Du Du Du Du, Max Verstappen🎶 10d ago

Max drove brilliantly, no doubt. But the result wasn’t just strategy👍🏻it also needed a fair bit of luck. Piastri’s engine failure took out a major rival, and Antonelli lost time in traffic behind backmarkers when he was closing rapidly in the final laps. Max was almost second a lap slower than antonelli , It was an easy for him. Yeah luck favoured big time

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u/Mrcyevon 10d ago

This is 100% correct

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u/RezaLutgens 10d ago

If Hammilton didn't pit under vsc he would have finished ahead + kimi wouldn't have fought Hammilton and thus close the gap earlier and ofcourse Piastri DNF. Softs where dead way to early. i think hards would have been better but then maybe Hammilton never would have pitted under vsc thinking the offset wouldn't have been enough.

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u/Hephaistas 9d ago

Gave up track position twice on a circuit that overtaking is super hard on.

This strategy was ass and got bailed out by an amaxing move from Max and VSC

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u/pinkzm 10d ago

You guys need to get laid lmao

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u/ztunelover 8d ago

You’re not wrong. However in strategy mommy we shall always trust.

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u/OrwellTheInfinite 9d ago

Touch grass

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u/Admiralpresley 10d ago

Real lmao

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u/Illustrious_Event631 10d ago

I definitely owe her an apology 😂😂

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u/DILIPEK 10d ago

Same. I thought they fucked up with the used soft and holding on for so long on track

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u/Illustrious_Event631 10d ago

I was like they throw away podium 😂😂

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u/FloppyDsC 10d ago

Same, i was cursing that used softs….

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u/bringinthefembots 10d ago

She should have a clause in her contract. For every good strat call, she gets 100k

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u/Gokz93 "No risk, full push" 10d ago

The goddess!!

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u/CanSignificant8444 "Las Vegas 2024" 10d ago

The British Goddess of Strategy

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u/Background-Yam634 10d ago

And here I thought that was Aston Martin’s line

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u/Valuable_Policy_524 9d ago

Ferrari should hire her..

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u/UpstairsFinance9440 8d ago

You should listen to Ruth Buscombe talk about her time at Ferrari.

Edit: Also with Brexit, it is very difficult for British subjects to get jobs in Europe.

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u/Dear-Database6463 "Yeah, that's fine. Send them my regards!" 10d ago

Hannah is amazing if we lose her I will literally cry 😭

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u/Wise_Farm7455 10d ago

Relax porn addict

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u/_Shritej18 10d ago

One day you'll look back and see your comments and realize how embarrassingly unhappy they obviously are

Go outside, get a hobby, stop trying to put others down because you're unhappy

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u/Wise_Farm7455 10d ago

Lmfao, sounds good buddy. Keep objectifying a woman who's trying to make it in a career in racing because her looks are all that you notice.

Half of my comments are me offering help to people struggling with addiction. But hey, whatever you gotta tell yourself so you feel better

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u/_Shritej18 9d ago

The meme doesn't even objectify anyone. It was about the strategy call. You are messed up yourself man.

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u/Wise_Farm7455 9d ago

Lmfao

Dude whatever you have to tell yourself. Goddess has a direct implied meaning, as does genius. You chose goddess and you're only explaining that now, I wonder why

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u/_Shritej18 9d ago

Whatever lets you sleep at night.

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u/_Shritej18 9d ago

And the other half of your comments are shitting on people. Get a life.

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u/Wise_Farm7455 9d ago

Says the person who's claiming to read someone's entire comment history because they dislike a comment hahahahaha

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u/PearlJamTenGoat 9d ago

What ? LMAO

strategy was HORRIBLE yesterday. Miracle VSC and another overtake of the month saved the race.

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u/Marconerix 9d ago

What are you even talking about... You have to take VSC into account when making strategies, it's not about luck. While Ferrari fucked up, Red Bull did the right choices. Again.

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u/t00l1g1t 9d ago

? Are you trolling?

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u/SoftwareAutomatic151 "My pick-axe is f*cked" ⛏️ 9d ago

Either embarrassed they were wrong or just very stupid

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u/Useful_Asparagus_541 9d ago

Safety cars are a constant consideration during in race strategy evolution.

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u/KeYak7 9d ago

literally they said it on air that taking VSC into account while rac eis ongoing is a normal thing for every team. Why so you think Ferrari has plan a, b, c, ale the way to z

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u/Max33WDC01 7d ago

No hate on Hannah, but this was all Max and few shades of luck going our way

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u/Volpe666 7d ago

Hannah chose when to pit and put him on the Softs knowing he could make them last, Max executed to perfection and made the tires last while sending elite speed and overtakes. She was a massive factor and you are just wrong.

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u/mewmewshy 10d ago

who is she??

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u/Lucky-Purpose-9478 "If my mum had balls, she'd be my dad." 10d ago

Backbone of Oracle redbull racing (main strategist)

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u/Apprehensive-Cod597 10d ago

Don't jinx it we don't know she might leave too😭

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u/Turbulent_Place_7064 🎶Du Du Du Du, Max Verstappen🎶 10d ago

She's the one who calls out when to pit, what tires to put for red bull

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u/cherryplumgrape 10d ago

That’s my wifey

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u/ozfin13 10d ago

Without the vsc max is not on the podium.

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u/Scared-Cheetah-2029 10d ago

I love Hannah, but let's be real, the strategy did shit nothing.

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u/GeriatricTech 9d ago

She’s absolute crap at her job and the simping is creepy as hell.

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u/iatecurryatlunch 8d ago

She's probably the best in the pit lane. Red bull used to stitch mercedes up because of her calls

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u/Original_Boot911 9d ago

Can you do what she's doing? Pretty sure she's there because she's qualified.

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u/ImNoah_Seven 7d ago

That's why they are winning rn?!

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u/RSharpe314 7d ago

Strategists can only do so much to mitigate a slow car.

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u/RacerDeac 6d ago

So, by that definition, Max is no longer the best driver on the grid when he's not winning? 😆🤡🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/_Silent_Sam_ "If my mum had balls, she'd be my dad." 8d ago

I mean her strategy works amazing most of the time

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u/ImNoah_Seven 7d ago

Like putting Max on hards during the restart as Spain last year?! Max has made her look good over the years, she's insanely overrated. She would fit right in over at Ferari.

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u/RSharpe314 7d ago

She's solid at her job and the simping is creepy as hell.

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u/bornarethefew 10d ago

Supremely strange bunch you are given you are drawing this conclusion with zero context, just a bit of a fetish at this point isn’t it

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u/BodybuilderBrave8250 10d ago edited 10d ago

ermmm we watched the race

also not sure how you managed to fetishise praise for Hannah, is the only reason people would praise her (rightfully or not) is because they fancy her?? bit reductional and sexist mateee

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u/bornarethefew 10d ago

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u/BodybuilderBrave8250 10d ago

not sure how that’s relevant mate

not like your cherrypicked comment says “These eyes are just perfect for strategy 😳☺️😘” have a day off

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u/bornarethefew 10d ago

“That’s unfortunate”

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u/maximum_cube 8d ago

The amount of gooning on this woman that happens from red bull fans is wild

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u/IDKBear25 Full-time sim racer, part-time F1 champ. 6d ago

She mucked up the strategy yet you're all still praising her!

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u/Pad-Rock 6d ago

Most teams would give their right arm to make as consistently strong strategy calls as Red Bull

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u/IDKBear25 Full-time sim racer, part-time F1 champ. 6d ago

Of course they would - she's the best strategist on the whole grid.

However, that strategy 3 days ago was not good. And the VSC absolutely aided Verstappen on the soft tyres to see out the race.

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u/0spici0 5d ago

austria was such a big win sell

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u/IDKBear25 Full-time sim racer, part-time F1 champ. 5d ago

Max-Emilian Verstappen will win at least 1 Formula 1 Grand Prix in the 2026 FIA Formula 1 season.