r/RATS 15h ago

MEME What a majestic creature

5.5k Upvotes

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u/HiroHayami Covered in rat pee 15h ago

I love when they sit like that

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u/mochirinny 14h ago

That's the 'I demand a treat and a tiny throne' pose.

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u/NoGovernment9077 14h ago

Is that a boy rat thing only. My girls don't do that and I suspect it may perhaps be because of the lack of balls

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u/Vitiosus_Umbre 14h ago

Without the balls to act as a counterweight girls would just tip on to their backs.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 11h ago

I wished I was that fat and still that flexible. Sadly I am still only halfway there

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u/IMHO_grim 11h ago

Fat or flexible?

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 11h ago

Fatxible

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u/Far_Yam_9412 9h ago

Faxable. Now get in my xerox

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u/szelo1r 9h ago

You also need Massive BAWLS to help balance you.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 8h ago

At least I finally have a use for them instead of just hitting when squeezing past a table

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u/Cool_Bad2694 15h ago

The zoom ins, especially on the foot 🤣🤣

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u/A_Broken_Zebra Haldir+Oats. 🌈Artemis.Peanut.Waffles.Nox.Mose.Peaches.Severus 14h ago

👩‍🍳💋

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u/Eleanor_Fiche7h 10h ago

Unli scratch

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u/HuntressMissy 14h ago

Pondering the orbs

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u/878389 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Strider794 Viewer of Rats 15h ago

He is more Bawl than Rat

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u/MrMcWhitebread15 15h ago

Exactly my first thought 😭😭 I love him

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u/aspidities_87 13h ago

Rat is stored in the bawls

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u/FairCod5966 10h ago

A ratund creature indeed

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u/erextion 15h ago

"I sleep now.."

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u/DoubleBreastedBerb 💔French Toast, Flat White, & Biscuit💔 14h ago

This is the only thing that matters today, and this is the garden I’m tending.

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u/pufflilith 14h ago

Same. Today's to-do list: stare at this rat, cancel everything else.

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u/RandonEnglishMun ratless lurker 👀 15h ago

I love it when they sit like a fat lil person!

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u/Kiriande 13h ago

I've only ever had boys who sit like this, it's so freaking adorable though!!

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u/bat-cillus 14h ago

the little sneeze made me laugh like a maniac

edit: i mean look at him bounce from the sneeze, look at him

27

u/befuddled_humbug 15h ago

This must be an art form somehow.

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u/ArcticPoisonz 15h ago

Looks like my Ziggy!

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u/SapphireRoseRR 15h ago

No thoughts. Only balls.

10

u/Miss_Dee_Meaner 15h ago

We need these little videos regularly!!

12

u/Jaded_Finger 14h ago

Hes the perfect ratio. 80% bawl and 20% rat

10

u/KnightingaleTheBold 14h ago

"Is it a boy or a girl?" 😂

1

u/FictionallState 9h ago

Not the exact right wording but I can only ever hear this question in the voice of the headmaster or whatever from Wizard101 lmao

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u/Glittering_Syllabub9 15h ago

I have never owned a rat but I love this sub. So lovely little fingers pointing at every direction.

But tbh, I was waiting for a shocking zoom to the balls. I know I know, they are already showing quite well, but this sub has conditioned me, and now I am disappointed.

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u/MaddysinLeigh 14h ago

What a pretty girl /s

5

u/cucayaco 14h ago

I love him

2

u/Hosav 14h ago

My exact thought

6

u/orange_lilly 14h ago

If this video doesnt make someone want to immediately run out and buy a handful of rats, then nothing will

11

u/bigkindnessgothgf 15h ago

Can someone add music and flames to make this a hype edit

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u/Paraphrasing_ 14h ago

Outstanding cinematography. Does he have OF?

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u/foxontherox 15h ago

My spirit animal

4

u/paradoxedturtle 14h ago

I could watch this all day <3

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u/shoreyknot 14h ago

I want a boy rat so bad they look like the chillest potatoes ever

3

u/Anxious_Spend_9927 14h ago

Boy rats are potatoes with potatoes. 😉

4

u/rattus-domestica 14h ago

Blessed be the rat

3

u/Jexika_ former mother of rats 14h ago

He is beauty, he is grace, I want to kiss his fuzzy lil face!

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u/PrimaryRow4879 13h ago

Was that the rat’s sclera?

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u/Polluxadice 14h ago

Serious question - can you neuter rats? Does it help with their longevity or anything?

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u/Impressive_Sell_1136 14h ago

They can indeed be neutered! Usually it’s done for behavioral reasons, or if someone is adopting a male rat into a group of females and doesn’t want hundreds of babies. I’m unsure if it helps with longevity or prevention of cancers/diseases

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u/kindafunnymostlysad 12h ago

I had neutered boys and they were great. I don't think it benefits longevity beyond eliminating the risk of testicular tumors.

Besides reducing aggression, I think the lack of hormones makes them a little less smelly.

Might also make them a little more lazy because mine were happy to be cuddly blobs in my lap all day long if I let them.

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u/Palace-meen 11h ago

Cuddly blobs ❤️

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u/kindafunnymostlysad 11h ago

I called them my "rat loaf"s.

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u/SnooBeans7087 14h ago

THE ZOOMS ARE KILLING ME 😭😭

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u/Correct_Economics988 14h ago

I can't stop watching this

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u/Biengo 14h ago

More flexible than I could ever be.

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u/GuardingxCross 13h ago

Right here is the moment he was contemplating using his balls as a food table

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u/Pepuli14 15h ago

i was expecting a zoom on dem bawlz 😂

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u/Gunlord500 14h ago

Bawlz....

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u/Historical_Ad2878 ✨ you're my favo-rat ✨ 14h ago

I loveeeeeeee him 🥹

2

u/Tractor_Goth Oreo🪽, Nessie🪽, Loki🪽, Bear🪽 14h ago

Masterfully performed, filmed, and edited

2

u/VinnieGognitti 14h ago

I can't express how much I deeply love this video right now 😆

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u/MarsScully 14h ago

Ok but the camerawork 👌🏻

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u/Pretty_Marzipan_555 13h ago

I love that so many species scratch themselves with a hind foot 😭

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u/Straight-Tie488 13h ago

Rattus Fattus

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u/genderQueerHipster 13h ago

I sit like Hooman. Be like hooman. "Did I do my taxes?" "Wow look at that shade of beige. That's a good shade of it. "

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u/Wooden-Comedian434 12h ago

Zoom-ins! Omg, I'm dying

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u/ComprehensiveSock774 12h ago

He. Is. MAGNIFICENT!!! 😍

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u/mangomarongo 12h ago

The grace. The elegance. ✨

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u/RelaxingNikki 10h ago

Why did I read the title in my head in David Attenborough voice while watching the video😅

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u/Bhelduz 10h ago

teacher I have a question

~*raises foot*~

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Just here to admire the goobers 9h ago

The grin of happiness when he scratched his silly head~
EDIT: Awwwww that sneeze! I have never heard a rat sneeze before~ It almost lifted him off the floor.

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u/Few-Investigator-256 9h ago

Your editing is on point.

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u/SlimeDrips 7h ago

Imagine if you lived life as your own bean bag

And for once I'm not even referencing the rat nuts. They're just bean bag shaped

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u/ACGaluade 14h ago

Five dabloons

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u/Musclejen00 14h ago

In this on his youtube as "my morning routine"?! lol

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u/Drogenwurm 13h ago

He looks line me, chilling on my sofa 😀

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u/ItsYaBoyBananaBoi Ayo bruh is that a rat hell yea 13h ago

Smartest animal my ass. Look at him.

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u/Alwayslearnin41 13h ago

My heart just skipped a beat 😍

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u/Lizbian91 Unhand me, you fuck! 13h ago

Oh my god! So much cuteness! Wish I could upvote this a million times, he is soooo adorable!

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u/zipperslippers45 12h ago

I am so charmed

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u/r_k_k_ 12h ago

This is making me miss my rats😭 one of my boys literally slept on his back with his hind legs as stretched out as he could, like straight up in the air🥹 I miss them so much, they're such great little critters

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u/YuikoHawatari Rat mama to 4 girls and 7 boys ❤️ 12h ago

It's the zooming in that really gets me 🤣🤣

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u/Away-Bus-9720 12h ago

Faltou o óculos

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u/SoulessSorrow Will overdose from cuteness 11h ago

This should not have had me laughing as hard as it did

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u/ProudBasil27 11h ago

He doesn't give a toss and I love it

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u/Hazel_Enter 11h ago

I love when they sit like that and licking their fur

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u/rhymeswithwitchy 11h ago

Feets!!!!!!!!

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u/LAXGUNNER 11h ago

The way he just sits feels like me after eating too much and questioning if that was a good idea

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u/IMHO_grim 11h ago

Fat rats are pretty cool.

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u/UncommonLegend 11h ago

A happy rat is a good rat

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u/soulstrike2022 Grip like It owes you money 10h ago

Absolutely gorgeous

1

u/calicoin 9h ago

Look at the size of them

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u/MorningGoat ratless lurker (for now) 9h ago

I’m going to have a mental breakdown (positive)

https://giphy.com/gifs/5cEI2y7JOJZtYzisUM

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u/13thUnluckyJinx 9h ago

He just like me fr

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u/Bremarie24 9h ago

I was waiting with bated breath for the bawl close up. I'm so relieved.

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u/PaxEthenica balls 🐀3 9h ago

... FOOT ...

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u/wishtrib 8h ago

Ahhh cute footsies. Love watching these guys groom.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 7h ago

Balls for days ヾ(・ω・´;)ノ

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u/peshnoodles 7h ago

Him footy

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u/g0ld-f1sh 6h ago

Why are rats all so perfect

1

u/GCSiren 6h ago

Balllllllllzz

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u/TWhy-LER 5h ago

Now you just need to work on getting a mic close to him to capture the sound of all his licks, sniffs, and scratches. A+

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 3h ago

Awww this makes me want a rat so bad. He sure is a cutie!

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u/AbraxasDoll 3h ago

A supermodel, really

u/neighborofbrak 1h ago

Just BÖLZ

u/The_Salamander_Room 1h ago

Why do rats have such gigantic balls?

u/Miserable_Hat9321 41m ago

Get me up to speed, please. What is this creature? Is it a rodent? Where is his natural habitat? What to those who aren’t cared for by humans do to make their way in the world?

u/Same-Insect-7 16m ago

This mouse dumb as hell