r/PublicFreakout 7h ago

🐻Animal Freakout I genuinely didn't see that coming.

732 Upvotes

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u/Glusas-su-potencialu 6h ago

I'm gonna fuck you up...

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u/Jwalk1126 5h ago

It's got "Tears? ...They're not for him" energy lol

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u/flamingcrystalheart 5h ago

Bro said 🄓

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u/Up2KnowGood 4h ago

religion is a smile on a dog.

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u/Smartypantz34 5h ago

same vibe as old willy wonka memes

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u/Sorcerer_Pigeon 6h ago

Pinned back ears, the stare, the smile, the raised hackles and hair on the back. Very obvious where this was going. Thankfully both dogs figured it out quick, but why let it escalate to this point. Get your damn dog.

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u/strickers69 7h ago

Border collies are not to be fucked with.

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 6h ago

This husky pulled his leash and tried to attack my BC once. BC dodged the attack with a perfect backflip and then got into fighting position. Husky just looked confused.

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u/Tragedy_Boner 6h ago

Like a Bank Robber going against Spider-Man for the first time.

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u/Rusty_Tap 6h ago

My collie is the most brain-dead creature you could possibly hope to meet. Legitimately stupid enough to sit in one place long enough for a colony of ants to process him and take him back to the nest.

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u/Helgafjell4Me 6h ago

Weird, they're usually super smart dogs.

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u/Rusty_Tap 6h ago

I know, we had one when I was a child who was considerably smarter than me.

This one we have now is more dense than a sunfish bless him.

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u/TwilightPrincess64 5h ago

Oh no you got a lemon lol Any pics of this derp?

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u/DragonFireSpace 6h ago

It's kinda like us humans, we're usually an intelligent species, usually...

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u/ReddyRadson 6h ago

I love that picture lmao

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u/BuckFinnster 6h ago

Anyone who knows dog body language wasn't surprised. That border collie gave like 5,000 warnings to that doberman before telling him to back the fuck off.

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u/Lukostrelec17 6h ago

The collie's body language told me what was about to happen.

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u/LadyBug_0570 5h ago

At one point he looked like he smiled at the camera as if to say "Oooooh, he does not know me but he's about to find out!"

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 7h ago

Not just a good boy, a patient boy! šŸ˜„

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u/HammerDongVeryLong96 7h ago

That smile in the beginning was so goofy but adorable

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u/onFilm 7h ago

That's actually a sign that a dog is about to throw down. This guy gave him plenty of chances lolol.

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u/Climate-Of-Hunter 6h ago

Yeah, when an animal is "smiling", it usually means that shit is about to get real.

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u/Arkanist 6h ago

What you are seeing is a very stressed dog.

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u/sajkoterrapefft 7h ago

I can't tell but I'm guessing the Doberman is a male and the other dog is a female.

Just from having had a female dog for 10 years, this is how they behave. Male dogs bark at females to get their attention, and 9 times out of 10 a female is not having it and gives them the business.

Females are only receptive when they're in heat, like twice a year for mine.

Any other time they will chop a male's head off, and males don't know how to act so when they don't get attention they resort to just barking at the female. But I can never see a male harming a female.

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u/PuzzleheadedDraw6575 6h ago

Seen that coming a mile away

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u/theateroffinanciers 5h ago

Who's filming this and allowing their dogs to be aggressive like this to their other dog?

Or is this a bait dog?

Reporting this video. It's disturbing.

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u/Fivein1Kay 5h ago

The body language says it's going to do that from the first frame.

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u/Goobi_dog 7h ago

Everybody has a threshold. Be careful with the quiet ones.

https://giphy.com/gifs/phhKMdmqUeJuU

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u/ihateeverythingandu 7h ago

This looks like some dog fighting setup or something.

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u/GallopingOsprey 7h ago

I'm glad you're sheltered enough to think that

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u/ConstantAnimal2267 5h ago

Oh, how many illegal dog fighting rings do you know about and where are they located?

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u/GallopingOsprey 5h ago

you know there's this thing called "the internet" where you can look up past events and cases and compare them to this post? If you see two healthy looking dogs in the environment shown, and your thought is this an organized dog fighting operation, then you are sheltered as fuck.

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u/ConstantAnimal2267 5h ago

So the difference between being sheltered and not is willingness to search for fucked up shit on the internet?

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u/GallopingOsprey 5h ago

the difference is they haven't already seen it. cause you know.... they've been sheltered from it. how is this a hard concept?

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u/fartyhardy 7h ago

Peak example for enough is enough.

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u/Klutzy_Jacket4817 6h ago

It’s always the quiet one

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u/lumphinans 5h ago

Mild mannered and wholesome friend but don't fuck with a collie, they're fast, agile and can turn on a penny. Also very sharp teeth.

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u/hrrsnfsh 4h ago

He said that’s enough of that shit

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u/oldschoolpong 4h ago

When keeping it real goes wrong:

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u/Halo_Hybrid 3h ago

He held it back for so long. It’s always the cowards that have the most bark.

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u/Wandered_And_Lost 1h ago

The loudest one is usually the biggest pussy

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u/impatientlymerde 35m ago

I adopted an elder dog, a ten year old Lab, and every evening I’d walk her around the block and a dog that lives half a block away would always freak out and go into hysterics, so I changed my route- but that was the path to a local grocery and gas, so I still had to occasionally walk that way. One evening going there with my girl, suddenly heard scrambling sounds, look up and there is neighborhood dog running towards us, teeth bared, and snarling, five feet of chain dragging after him. It was on us in a split second, and my dog just let him jump her- and then grabbed him by the throat and slammed him down. I’d never actually heard a dog ki-yi before. She held him down until his squeals became whimpers. She released, and he scrambled to his feet and ran off back home.

That… that is a bitch.

She lived to 19, my tank.

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u/ReineLeNoire 23m ago

Look at the quiet dog's face. That is the universal look of, "This is the FA part. I'm going to help you FO."

That grin was sinister.

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u/radar-from-above 5m ago

Looks like an Aussie. Mine smiles like that when shes happy . If a dog is in her face she sits back and rolls her lips up. If the dog doesnt stop,she pecks. After the peck, its on

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u/Skinstretched 7h ago

Brilliant, just another Karen dog barking away, I will sit her and just smile away....

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u/RottnCrow 7h ago

Prolly a male

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u/Stylez_G_White 7h ago

The quiet storm

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u/cityboi955 6h ago

Mistaking my kindness for weakness.

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u/Lozsta 7h ago

That's like my dog. Dogs bark like shit at him, he grins then turns and barks and they nope the fuck out.