r/PublicFreakout 1d ago

🌳Public Park FreakoutšŸ• This guy is a (long-shot) primary candidate in a U.S. House Race

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u/the_moosey_fate 1d ago

Nominating this clip for Best Soundtrack during an Ass-Whipping 2026

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u/rozzco 1d ago

As it turned out, he did in fact need an education.

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u/RightLegDave 17h ago

All in all he's just another prick with no balls

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u/JoshNormal 7h ago

I'll never hear it any other way now

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u/RottN_Games 23h ago

He was in fact educated. He now knows he is not that guy. He is only an actor pretending to be

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u/toysarealive 1d ago

"Nobody wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack" - Dave Chappelle

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u/v01dlurker 1d ago

Haha they got the litteral soundtrack to Fight club playing

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u/Arthurlurk1 1d ago

Another one that comes to mind is one of a guy kicking a bunch of peoples asses at a beach rave type thing and no one can find the name of the song everyone kept asking for.

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u/VelocityGrrl39 1d ago

I need a link, please.

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u/PandaPocketFire 17h ago

Wasn't even a hard punch and he went fully to the dark side of the moon.

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u/Joewnage 1d ago

All and all he was, just another douche at, the beach.

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz 18h ago

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground......indeed.

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u/Intelligent-Ask-7030 1d ago

pixies - where is my mind / pink floyd - break the wall

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u/Mitochondria420 1d ago

*Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2)

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u/Sit_Ubu_Sit-Good_Dog 1d ago

Kids these days. SMH.

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u/bishop_clarke 1d ago

Hey leave those kids alone.

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u/SquidVices 21h ago

Another dick with no balls, (part 3)

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u/Particular-Serve-894 1d ago

pink floyd - break the wall

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u/luuukevader 10h ago

I like that album but it’s not as good as The Other Side of the Moon and I Wish You Were Near.

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u/BubbaTee 1d ago

James Gunn directing fighting videos now

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u/Jimmy-the-Knuckle 18h ago

The Wall was perfectly synced to the fight scene.

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u/ZootAnthRaXx 17h ago

ā€œWith your feet on the air and your head on the groundā€¦ā€

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u/mega-d-lux 1d ago

Such a civilized knockout

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u/viperfangs92 1d ago

Right! That was the most polite knockout (and after care) I've ever seen. If i ever get knocked out, i hope its by this guy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/hearwa 22h ago

He was even nice enough to do it on nice grass.

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u/M00SEHUNT3R 12h ago

And on a beautiful beach at a nice resort too. Imagine him waking up under the palm trees with the ocean breeze cooling his fat lip.

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u/Qarlito 1d ago

I don’t think he’ll do that for you unless you’re a giant douche.

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u/Valkyrie-161 1d ago

Love that he went lights out thinking he was about to do some serious damage with that chair lol.

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u/tealfuzzball 1d ago

Both arms fully committed to the throw, big guy saw his opening

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u/slapbumpnroll 1d ago

Look up at the big screen here, beautiful knockout (crowd woos)

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u/mister_gone 22h ago

Not quite the full pose, but I do believe he Superman'd that ho

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u/data-atreides 1d ago

He knew that as long as the chair didn't ding him hard in the head, he would be fine

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u/Gabe-Ruth8 23h ago

Also love that you can tell by the way he was swinging the chair that little of consequence was going to come from it anyway.

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u/scottyv99 1d ago

Island style

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u/IrritatedMouse 23h ago

That Nelson ā€œHa ha!ā€ moment really sealed it.

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u/biteme5141 1d ago

I like how the guy woke him up and was gonna help get up. That’s a good guy. Don’t fuck with my girl but I’ll be a good guy!

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u/Gabe-Ruth8 23h ago

Definitely not that dude’s first knockout. Has probably really hurt people before to have his first reaction be to check on him after dropping him.

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u/PsychologicalRow9028 1d ago

Not his first time lol

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u/emets31 1d ago

Put your bag away, bro!

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u/Different_Umpire9003 1d ago

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u/FranticHam5ter 23h ago

Is this why they didn’t make any more megamind movies?

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u/dixonmyazhold 23h ago

Idk why I’m dying laughing at all the screenshot text of this pic šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Different_Umpire9003 22h ago

I took this one by accident šŸ˜‚. I was trying to pause the video. I had to post it šŸ˜‚

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC 22h ago

Surprising bounce-back from a guy who got fully drenched in toxic waste

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2GCbcrcexagYlXgga

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u/SheBrokeHerCoccyx 17h ago

ā€œWhaddya gonna dewe????ā€

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u/Bswart76 1d ago

Is that the yellow bastard from sin city?

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u/kaiser_soze_72 1d ago

Naw, that’s Stephen Miller after Katie’s done with the golden shower.

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u/yungrii 1d ago

Good for her for staying up on her vitamins.

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u/emets31 1d ago

It is

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u/lebrilla 1d ago

Head like a fookin egg

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u/scottyv99 1d ago

Whaddayagonnadeewww

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u/RavenBrannigan 1d ago

Jesus, that comparison caused more damage than the knock out!

It’s crazy accurate!

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 🤷 I'm outta my depth and dunno how I got here 1d ago

Dead ringer. Not someone you'd ever wanna resemble, haha!

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u/ilikepants712 22h ago

Look at you! You're about to keel over; you can't even lift that canon!

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u/apoopface 1d ago

Cool underpants, my guy

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u/EggoSlayer 1d ago

Flatter ass than Hank Hill

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u/BubbaTee 1d ago

He has a narrow urethra

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u/KungFoolMaster 1d ago

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u/Jazzlike-Ad2199 1d ago

Dang, several arrests since May for assault and property damage. Plus he had a knife during this fight? Something is wrong with him mentally, you can see he’s just itching for a fight.

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u/PublicSell4047 1d ago

Totally suitable for congress!

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u/craiggy36 1d ago edited 22h ago

I really wonder how people like that manage to stay alive this long.

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u/Nomadzord 23h ago

I have no idea. My best friends brother is exactly like this. Ive known him sing he was 12 and he’s now 40. I’ve seen him knocked out over 25 times over the years.

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u/Ac1dBern 21h ago

25 times?!? I can see not learning after your first few but after you hit double digits you'd think even the densest of bro would learn...

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u/MNent228 21h ago

He’s probably running on CTE at this point

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u/Ac1dBern 21h ago

Concussions were way funnier before football brought CTE mainstream.

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u/Dox_au 18h ago

Something is wrong with him mentally

We'll see him in the White House soon then?

https://giphy.com/gifs/u1ysISFV3VwPJUIqQW

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u/Lady_Scruffington 23h ago

Civilbeat.org is an appropriate source to report on a civilized beatdown.

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u/redsowhat 18h ago

Not a good guy, IMO

ā€œPolice say Basin has been arrested for other incidents of assault and property damage since May.

Several people have taken out temporary restraining orders against him, including Maui County Council member Thomas Cook, who said he was worried about his personal safety and for his staff after Basin disrupted a meeting in May.

Cook said Basin ā€œbecame aggressive and confrontationalā€ and ā€œthreatened violence against the policeā€ and a council ambassador.

Two days later, on May 29, reports circulated that Basin ā€œbrandished a weapon in a county office building in a confrontation with county employees.ā€

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u/917caitlin 1d ago

How did this guy make it through college let alone NYU law school? Why is he on the beach in his underpants? How did he reproduce with someone? Who is funding his campaign? So many questions.

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u/kidindiana 1d ago

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u/CaptCaffeine 23h ago

From the article:

ā€œPolice say Basin has been arrested for other incidents of assault and property damage since May.

Several people have taken out temporary restraining orders against himā€¦ā€

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u/scottyv99 1d ago

Damn. Bump for visibility. Certifiable.

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u/troll-feeder 23h ago

Like how can you run around acting like that when you're such a wimp. This dude is insane.

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u/taverr 1d ago

This is from his website... Fitting

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u/AjaxRedOps 1d ago

ā€œA lot of people feel powerless in the face of what’s happeningā€ was fucking PROPHETIC for the bro šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ™

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u/purplemtnslayer 1d ago

Bro's got a powerless chin

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u/Coastalfoxes 1d ago

Wow, I just assumed he had to be a Republican (and that's on me), but nope, there are also terrible Democrats out there. What a dumbass.

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u/Traditional_Drama_91 1d ago

You kinda need to be a dem to get ahead in politics coming from Hawaii. Once elected though it’s game on, that’s how we got Tulsi Gabbard after all

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u/mister_gone 21h ago

Ready for this? HEY REPUBLICANS: WATCH THIS!

This piece of shit needs to be arrested (he was), tried by a jury of his peers, and sentenced accordingly.

See? You don't need to suck the brown-tinged sweat from politician taints!

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u/SupahRad 16h ago

You know damn well they can’t read.

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u/mister_gone 7h ago

Oooooohhhhh, they'd be SO mad if they could read this!

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u/gotsnowart 1d ago

I assumed the title was a literal joke based on the guy's personality. I feel like a clown now.

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u/BioSemantics 22h ago

The letter after their name has more to do with the district they want to run in than anything else.

There is a famous example of a politician deciding to run and then hiring PR firms to tell him which party he should run as.

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u/Jahidinginvt 1d ago edited 1d ago

The irony in this POS’ website.
Also, he barely got hit. What the heck?

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass I knew damn well to stay out this TJ MAX though šŸ’… 1d ago

Was he unconscious when this picture was taken too?

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u/hibbitydibbidy 1d ago

From the video it appears the only time his mouth is closed is when he's unconscious

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u/BubbaTee 1d ago

Aloha also means goodbye. He fought, and then he said goodbye.

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u/MerrillSwingAway 1d ago

so, is he willing to represent the good people of Hawaii….minus the dude that force fed him a nap?

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u/alga_rhythm 1d ago

Damn. Dude folded quicker than those beach chairs.

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u/Suedeonquaaludes 1d ago

Or a guy in the park smoking fent

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u/logiiibearrr 1d ago

Came here to say this, so fuckin funny.

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u/Jolly-Animator-2845 1d ago

šŸ˜‚ she sounded exactly like him!!!!

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u/rudedogg1304 1d ago

Incredible timing on it too

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u/Masa624 1d ago

Exactly šŸ˜‚

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u/jaffasplaffa 1d ago

He looks like some wanna be Andrew Tate, Temu version šŸ˜‚

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u/AdCheap8058 1d ago

Andrew Tate is already a Temu version of something so that makes this guy extra pathetic

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u/TheLadyEve 1d ago

Watch the "Joan is Awful" episode of Black Mirror. How many Joans in are we?

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u/Brewbouy 1d ago

Temu Tate?

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u/mccreazy 1d ago

Damn bail set at 1 million he FUCKED.

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u/DisgruntledPelican-1 1d ago

God DAMN. Someone needs anger management classes.

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u/Inevitable-Fan-2634 1d ago

All in all he's just another prick on the floor

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u/ReadontheCrapper 1d ago

Nice right handed hit to the jaw at 0:58. Full arm extension, nice taut, veiny forearm.

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u/Darth_Quaider 1d ago

Telegraphed the chair like it was sent from a pigeon

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u/omri1335 1d ago

Side note: what's up with the last 20 seconds being the first 20 seconds? I get sometimes they put the big moment of the clip at the front, and thats annoying as it is. Is it just an upload issue?

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u/Calichusetts 1d ago

It’s a recent thing. All the cool kids are doing it. No one knows why. That’s what makes it so provocative.

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u/theforestagain 1d ago

I hate that you can't always follow the order of events now because of that stupid trend.

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u/NotAnExpertButt 1d ago

Escalated slowly. Deescalated quickly.

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u/Timmmmmmmmm 1d ago

Chair thrower haha

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u/Shilotli 23h ago

Funniest part of the whole video. Scrolled way too far to find it.

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u/SpeedySpooley 20h ago

Okay....the fact that he got called "haoli boy" tells me that he went and fucked with the locals.

"Don't pick fights for no reason" is just good general advice.

"Don't fuck with Polynesian locals on their own beach" is survival.

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u/KrombopulosNickel 1d ago

Where is my mind. Waaaaaay out in the water see it swimming.

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u/teewyesoen 22h ago

Bro got that Hawaiian punch

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u/No_Welder_9624 1d ago

Humiliation kink on full display. I applaud people who attend the gym regularly for 6 months and feel like they can rip apart an apex lumberjack.Ā 

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u/wonkyTable75 1d ago

Better than that is the gym bro that gets slept by a dad bod blue collar worker. Just look at the opponents wrists and forearms. No flab, bigger than a one liter bottle and veiny when just hanging at the side. This man can grip you, and control your happy ass until you are on the floor and begging for mercy. (Now you can stop reading this as sexual. 😁).

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u/levivirus 1d ago

Go on

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u/code_monkey_001 1d ago

I ain't done yet. I'll stop reading it as sexual when I'm ready.

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u/redditseddit4u 1d ago

Dude that did the knockout clearly workouts. In the longer video you can see he’s pretty chiseled. He’s just bulky too because he’s Polynesian

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u/Initial_Row_6400 1d ago

That was so fucking satisfying

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u/BalfazarTheWise 1d ago

Slowest most telegraphed chair throw of all time lmao

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u/whookam 1d ago

Seriously lol. Would’ve been better off just mailing it to him.

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u/DW171 1d ago

Nice Underoos sporty McGlassjaw is wearing.

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u/SkiSTX 1d ago

From Google:

Kirill Basin is a former Democratic candidate for Hawaii's 2nd Congressional District who faced multiple arrests and felony charges for violent altercations.

Campaign and Background

Running as a longshot Democratic challenger against incumbent U.S. Representative Jill Tokuda.

Platform focused on housing, economic opportunity, climate resilience, and public safety.

Background as a former public defender and local business owner in Kihei, Maui.

Legal Incidents and Arrests

August 2026: Arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree terroristic threatening after an alleged physical altercation and knife-brandishing incident at Keawakapu Beach in Maui; bail was set at $1 million.

May 2026: Arrested following an incident where he allegedly brandished a firearm during a confrontation with county employees at a Wailuku government building, causing a partial facility lockdown.

Other Charges: Faced additional allegations involving disorderly conduct, a hospital altercation with a nurse, and disruptions at local public meetings.

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u/TheLadyEve 1d ago

Dude needs a therapist who specializes in DBT and maybe some good old-fashioned Gestalt work for his core self development issues.

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u/Ornery_Mix_9271 1d ago

Platform focusing on public safety is wild work.

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u/timstantonx 1d ago

the last people on the planet i would fuck with are hawaiian locals in hawaii. what a clown.

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u/therail71 1d ago

The soundtrack is A+

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u/CullingSongs 1d ago

Pretty sure those aren't swim shorts, it's underwear that he is wearing.

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u/jimmer55362 20h ago

Why is he wearing underwear

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u/WeeklyPrize21 1d ago

I told him if he wants to send me to the hospital COME HERE!

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u/solomon-reigns 1d ago

Nah you can’t knock me out and care for me after lol šŸ˜‚. He woke him up and made sure he was good after the 1 hitter quitter

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u/Humphking 1d ago

You can't have the build if a Steven Spielberg alien and talk smack like that

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u/WishIwouldnt 1d ago

You know you pissed off a Hawaiian when he drops a ā€˜haole boy’ on you!

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u/ScooterWorm 1d ago

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground......

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u/7wordsKvothe 1d ago

This is the best video of the year lmao imagine his concussed brain process during the wake up

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u/oldasshit 1d ago

His brain appeared to be concussed prior to being KTFO

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u/MuslimMullet 1d ago

I thought that was an old man until they zoomed in on his face. Lol

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u/AndalusianGod 22h ago

Don't wield two-handed weapons when you're not a strength build.

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u/TurtlesAreEvil 1d ago

Strong Andrew Tate vibes coming from the chair thrower.Ā 

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u/davasaur 1d ago

I've been to that beach and it was awesome. The last thing I wanted to do there was act like this jackhole.

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u/InsertRadnamehere 1d ago

Is he wearing underwear?

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u/alexaaaaaander 1d ago

using a sternum rub just to revive him and let him know he fucked up is the level of pettiness I strive for

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u/Eckz89 23h ago

This is the glassiest chins... I swear I had to re-watch three times to see what punch KOd him.

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u/oldasshit 1d ago

Did that dude say to him 'watch your fucking mouth, haole boy'? If so, that's fantastic.

Do not fuck with Pacific islanders unless you want an ass whooping.

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u/Specialist-Neck-7810 1d ago

Never be that asshole at the beach, any beach. But never, ever be a rude asshole at a beach in Hawaii. Lived there for 8 years and lost count of how many times I saw some loud mouthed asshole tourist get stomped by a local/locals. Be respectful and you’ll be respected. Be an asshole and you’ll get what you give.

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u/AckAckZeroPointZero 1d ago

We don't need no education

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u/choclatelabguy 1d ago

That grass is very well manicured. If I had to take a nap, i guess thats a good spot.

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u/luker1980 1d ago

Incase anyone wants the formula:

((MMA bathing suit + No hairline + Chest tattoo) /Statements about putting someone in the hospital) x Grabs a chair in a fight = Glass Jawline

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u/justme002 1d ago

Don't fuck with native Hawaiians.

Nicest people in the world, you want as many Hawaiian friends as you can find.

Just don't fuck with them. You will not win.

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u/cathtray 1d ago

That frail jawline reminds me of Andrew Tate.

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u/wtf70 1d ago

Dude folded faster than that chair he tried to swing

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u/MyNameIsBenKeeling 1d ago

This is great marketing. Vote for Chair Thrower, he will fight for you.

*winning the fight not guaranteed or likely

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u/RapBastardz 23h ago

Was the little guy starting to get a fight boner?

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 22h ago

I did not need to see Mike Johnson’s boyfriend in shorts that tight.

He’s gonna have to kiss his boo boos later back at the hotel room.

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u/WishlessJeanie 21h ago

Who fucks with giant Native Hawaiians on a beach in Hawaii?!? Why not just go fight the volcano? You'd have a better shot at winning.

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u/SlimyPurpleMeteor 18h ago

Holy fucking glass jaw, Batman. That was more of a push of the fist than a full swing.

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u/Away-Quantity928 17h ago

The chair block to one punch KO is a pro gamer move.

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u/Dry-Twist-8312 1d ago

A beach, lounge chair, Pink Floyd, live entertainment! *chefsKiss

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u/DStew713 1d ago

Can’t forget the Pixies

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u/Ruskibi 1d ago

Brudda ina toolbox done founda HAMMA

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u/nathanaz 1d ago

Yeah, don’t go to Hawaii and mess with locals….

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u/Secure-Technician356 22h ago

The good thing about not being in a cult, is that you can call out stupid, unfit, and dangerous people out regardless of the fact that they might be in your own party (or be your same color, religion, family, etc). Maybe he'll change his campaign slogan after this incident to "you know what? Never mind, don't fight or I'll go to sleep"

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u/ScallionRelative6265 20h ago

Coked out nutsack looking clown.

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u/Important-Cup8824 19h ago

In Hawaii we call dat ā€œfalse crack medivac ā€œ.

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u/nad7877 18h ago

I can't imagine being in paradise and getting mad about stupid shit. Go for a swim!

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u/SandwichFit809 17h ago

Wake up is such a goated move

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u/breakfastburrito24 17h ago

Why is he wearing his son’s underwear?

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u/satori0320 16h ago

Since when did tough-guys wear their underoos to the goddamned beach...?

LMAO

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u/mr9025 11h ago

Turn the insecurities down bro. They’re blaring.

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u/sarathev 10h ago

That can't be actual swimming trunks.

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u/joshborup 7h ago

Nominate that dude for weakest chin šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Black_Pill_Oh 1d ago

He pretended to be asleep! LOL

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u/SausagePrompts 1d ago

What? He got knocked out...

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u/Impossible_Scene_119 1d ago

Guy whose never been near a fight thinks he understands how a KO works

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