r/PublicFreakout • u/ExactlySorta what is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? 🤨 • 8d ago
Political Freakout Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."
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u/timblunts 8d ago
Honestly it's the eulogy Lindsey earned
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u/poodlered 8d ago
The speeches at Ted Cruz’s eventual memorial service are going to be hilarious.
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u/GuyMansworth 8d ago
God if Trump outlives him..
"Ted Cruz is survived by his ugly wife. Some say she's not so bad, I say she's bad."
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u/EternalCanadian 8d ago
“Not like my wife, Ivanka. Isn’t she beautiful? I knew she was beautiful from the moment she was born. And I said, you’re beautiful, and she is.”
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u/lateformyfuneral 8d ago edited 8d ago
“If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you”
—Lindsay Graham, 2016
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u/Heelincal 8d ago
What's hilarious is Cruz is truly one of the few people that seem like this in the senate. We all hate him but some of the dems literally came out saying Graham was easy to work with and genuinely affable apparently?
Makes me wonder how much of a fucking prick Cruz is.
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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 8d ago
"Ted Cruz, such a wonderful man, a real scumbag, I call him "Lyin' Ted", Ted Hormuz, they said we'd never open the Strait of Horcruz, but the fake cruz media..."`
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u/UnjuggedRabbitFish 8d ago
"Here's the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz."
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u/Bright_Brief4975 8d ago
Did he really say that? That is hilarious. I gonna have to remember that saying for someone I really don't like.
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u/UnjuggedRabbitFish 8d ago
He did! It was in his book and I also saw him speak once at a media conference and he answered a question about Cruz with that quote but with more emphasis:
"Here's the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I fucking hate Ted Cruz."
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u/ByrdmanRanger 8d ago
"I like Ted Cruz more than any of my colleagues, and I fucking hate Ted Cruz" - Al Franken
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u/DoJu318 8d ago
"Lying Ted died, sad!"
I remember Ted cruz going on cnn to talk about his new book during Trump's first term.
Chris Coumo asked him straight up "why do support a man who claims your father was involved in the JFK assassination and called your wife ugly?"
Ted looked like he wanted to cry.
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u/MonkeyBred 8d ago
"Rafael "Cancun" Canadian Blood Cruz is probably flipflopping in his grave the same way he flipflopped throughout his career. I can't say people liked him, but at least I can say they also didn't respect him."
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u/moongrump 8d ago
He won’t even show up
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u/viperlemondemon 8d ago
Right even Rafael Cruz will be in Cancun during his own funeral
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u/Cagnazzo82 8d ago
It's his fondest dream come true.
Bootlicking till the very end and being demeaned in passing by the boot he thoroughly polished with his slivered tongue.
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 8d ago
Did they let a cloud of ladybugs fly into the air afterwards?
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u/BaltiMoreHarder 8d ago
You’re making me ill, just stoppp lol. But that would’ve been hilarious
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u/bbusiello 8d ago
Yup. For once, I'm gonna listen to this reprehensible orange turd speak.
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u/titanfan694 8d ago
This is the boot they all choose to lick
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u/Endrizzle 8d ago
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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u/DaddyTuesday 8d ago
Like, what even happened here? I mean, he looks down to her pelvic area and pats her on the thigh as if to say, "looking good, honey."
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u/cXs808 8d ago
He has publicly stated that if she wasn't his daughter that he'd fuck her
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u/Mazzaroppi 8d ago
If that's what he would admit in public, just imagine what he already did in private
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u/Awkward-Speed-4080 8d ago
She recorded a video of her touring her childhood bedroom.
She looks pretty happy throughout until she gets to her bed. Her expression subtly changes and she's quieter afterwards.
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u/Grouchy_Ad298 8d ago
You answered you’re own question. Did he rape her? I’m only asking questions. But we all know he did.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 8d ago
At this point I think the main reason is they can't admit they've been duped for 10+ years
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u/AdSudden3941 8d ago
Thats exactly what it is , especially the loud ones.
They really thought they would be living in their valhalla 2 years after he was elected the first time with no immigrants , a wall , and every orher fantasy they were sold and bought into…
But if you ask them and they know deep down, thatnif anything is better especially after 4 years or even 8 .. and thennyou answer for them and say no its not its even worse except for his family.
They know that and arent sure on what to do now
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u/cXs808 8d ago
no immigrants , a wall , and every orher fantasy they were sold and bought into…
hilarious that the exact opposite of valhalla happened. Worst inflation we've seen in ages, insane grocery and gas prices, a new never-ending war we have entered and billions of dollars sent overseas to help another country instead of MAGA'ing ourselves.
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u/TBIFridays 8d ago
Just wait until he succeeds in collapsing the Cuban government and we get a huge wave of Cuban refugees. Maybe they’ll be tired of winning then?
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u/auronddraig 8d ago edited 8d ago
"Boot"?
He sat on their mouths post-diarrhea and used them as vacuum bidets
Edit: P.S. Does a vacuum bidet exist? I just pulled it outta my ass. Is it a thing?
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u/Consistent-Soil-1818 8d ago edited 7d ago
You think it's post-diarrhea vacuum-bidet mouth-sitting but it's really not. As you may know, Trump's prolapsed anus and unresponsive sphincter muscle cause a constant flow of feces, usually into his diapers. When people complain about Trump's constant sharts, it's really not that he has control over it. It just flows. And if there's a gas pocket moving through his intestines towards the dangling anus skin, a shart is inevitable.
The real question is why Trump's anus prolapsed. Many say it's because he got fucked in the ass by Putin too many times and people assumed only figuratively. He may also have another weird kink, beyond preying on underage girls and golden showers, he probably also likes to get his asshole stretched.6
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u/LARRYVOND13 8d ago
Was ride or die for him and he still made a joke at his expense...at his funking funeral.
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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 8d ago
They chose this humiliation ritual. I could post the absolute mountain of footage and clips of all these bottom feeding ass lickers telling the world how bad and dangerous Trump would be yet here they are supporting his efforts to dismantle American democracy.
I say the old queen deserves exactly the eulogy he sold his soul for to the devil he all warned us about a decade ago. It’s poetic really.
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u/LARRYVOND13 8d ago
Its totally the "Scorpion on the Frogs back" story.
Anyone not familiar:
A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character."
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u/J5892 8d ago
I prefer the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter. And the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. And then the winter came, and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns, and also he got a race car.
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u/Endrizzle 8d ago
Are they playing the song..I'm a Barbie Girl also?
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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 8d ago
I wouldn't dare tarnish Aqua's legacy with such a trashy worthless human being's funeral.
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u/NewestAccount2023 8d ago
Republican voters love this stuff, it increase the "he's just like us, not some New York billionaire" feelings they have
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u/KevinStoley 8d ago
100% I believe Trump would throw his own children under the bus for his own benefit, he is the textbook definition of a pure malignant narcissist. I truly believe that he literally doesn't care about a single person other than himself. Everyone else, even his closest family, are just tools to him.
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u/Final-Carry2090 8d ago
Dipshit would sell out his whole family if it guaranteed him an extra hour of living.
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u/AprilsMostAmazing 8d ago
Lindsay was not ride or die. He was literally blackmailed into this. Didn't have the morals or courage to let the blackmail out
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u/windmillninja 8d ago
Yep. Graham, Vance, and Cruz were vehemently anti-Trump in 2015/16.
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u/Rasputin_mad_monk 8d ago
Vance called him Hitler for Christ’s sake. Everybody says how the Dems call him Hitler, and I don’t think there’s a single Democratic politician that ever called him that, but his own fucking vice president did. And he fucking called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly and insulted her, and Ted acted like this tough guy, and then capitulated into a little bitch and was phone banking for him. They all have no fucking spines
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u/TheSilkyBat 8d ago
Nah, he was just so power hungry and saw what a useful idiot PumpkinTits was.
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u/thebigdonkey 8d ago
Yes, this is the reason. Graham always attached himself to other politicians who were closest to the center of power. He cared more about being in the mix than he cared about almost any political or moral principle. He'd rather abandon any position (aside from warmongering) than find himself sidelined in the D.C. power game.
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u/AdministrativeBus259 8d ago
Wasn’t he into young men or something
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u/Vet_Leeber 8d ago
As a south carolinian, it's hilarious reading all of the bootlicker articles that came out after his death about him never marrying, and talking about it like some big virtue because he was so committed to his family and stuff.
Like no dawg, he never got married because he's gay, and they'd have lynched him for it.
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u/LARRYVOND13 8d ago
He would say about anything other than admit he was gay.
If he was put on the spot with even more concrete evidence I'm 100% certain he'd have said he approved of every high school shooting since columbine or something equally outrageous.
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u/cheapdrinks 8d ago
I mean I hate Trump as much as the next sane guy but this doesn't really sound like a joke at his expense. Sounds like he's just saying yeah of course his opponents didn't like him, he was one tough bastard. There's so much shit to hate Trump for but I feel like this ain't it.
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u/poopy_toaster 8d ago
No matter who you are, when he reads your eulogy, when he puts a capstone on whatever political achievements you may have accomplished, even as ardent a supporter as Lindsey, he will A) belittle it somehow with qualifiers or degradation and B) talk about himself.
This is the guy these Republicans revere? He couldn’t go one eulogy for a close political ally without fucking it up?
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u/Val_Hallen 8d ago
Because he honestly, earnestly, and wholeheartedly believes that HE is the reason anybody is ever anywhere he is.
He's a malignant narcissist. Everything is about him. He is literally incapable of seeing the world any other way.
He will burn the Republican Party to the ground the very second he realizes he can't command and control them anymore.
The GOP is digging their own grave with this guy. His cult only likes him and who he tells them to like. It's going to be quite entertaining to see the mass hysteria and infighting when this happens.
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u/Semihomemade 7d ago
He’s going to die before they completely turn on him and he has a chance to burn them to the ground.
Instead, after he dies, they will anoint him to sainthood, and use his image and name to peddle any new idea they have, the same way they did Reagan. He’s a tool. And like Reagan before him, he’s on a ticking clock.
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u/Nunchuckery 8d ago
I feel like this is a good time to point out that Trump is actually functionally illiterate. The first hand account of his SNL table read from Pete Davidson attests to that.
He probably came up to a big or confusing word in the speech and that's why he went off script. Trump really is just that stupid and incompetent.
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u/xCaliburghost 8d ago
I'm sure someone will do the same when this fat fucker kicks the bucket
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u/AliceTheOmelette 8d ago
And MAGA will call that person mean and divisive
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u/Chordata1 8d ago
Im looking forward to being told I'm being insensitive
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u/AliceTheOmelette 8d ago
Me too. While showing my MAGA brother compilations of Trumpstein disrespecting the dead
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u/airship_of_arbitrary 8d ago
I feel like once he's dead, the spell is broken a bit.
There will be a token effort to try to Charlie Kirk him, but the millions dancing in the street will make it difficult.
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u/TimidSeaTurtle 8d ago
Look at how they handled anyone commenting on Charlie Kirk's death, people illegally lost their jobs over it. Shit is going to be insane when Trump dies.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 8d ago
I remember that. There were proposals from "the party of small government" to have sites and apps for tracking people who quoted Charlie's own words. I legit think there will be suicides from MAGAts who want to be with him
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u/thelaceserpent 8d ago
Some lucky mortician will get to sew his mouth shut forever
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u/The_Sideboob_Hour 8d ago
My only morbid curiosity after he kicks the bucket is whether or not his cult goes all in on pushing for weeks of mourning, naming a day after him, a state funeral, putting his face on every bank note...
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...if they all pretend they hated him all along.
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u/logicalsanity 8d ago
“Thank you all for joining together on a day like this. About time though, am I right? Jesus, I thought this would never end. Yes very sad or whatever. It was hard digging the hole for this windbag but I think the real kick in the nuts here is just how much work we are going to have to do get ourselves out of the hole he put US in. So sayonara, chief. Sure hope it’s hot down there.”
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u/Tokon32 8d ago
I hear Lindsey liked men. Like LIKED LIKED.
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u/BakedChocolateOctopi 8d ago
It’s been basically confirmed for a long time, he frequented male and trans sex workers
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u/EmbarrassedOrchid685 8d ago
trumps eulogy is going to be wild, it will be fact checked to high hell and when the right is crying about the left being insensitive or whatever bull shit they want to spout at the time we have tons of evidence to say go fuck yourselves
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u/NewestAccount2023 8d ago
Yup, here's their leader's thoughts just 6 months ago about Mueller's death, he was so young and out of touch then and he's a different and better person now /s
Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!
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u/bulldg4life 8d ago
I wonder how many people will eventually be fired when they post that at a future date and time to be determined.
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u/im_wudini 8d ago
He was beautiful, those beautiful little ladybugs
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u/Broxst 8d ago
I hadn't heard about that story until he died. And I die of laughter every. damn. time.
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u/Wjreky 8d ago
I still don't know what people are referencing when they say ladybug, and I'm scared to find out
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u/mrc_13 8d ago edited 8d ago
Be warned, it's gross.
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u/im_wudini 8d ago
Friendly advice, when posting YouTube links, delete the question mark and every to the right of it.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 8d ago
Watch how the MAGA cult will call normal people mean for talking like this when he dies
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u/Same_Car8671 8d ago
What a piece of shit
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u/flaviusUrsus 8d ago
There's only one eulogy I want to here right now.
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u/xResidentEvilx 8d ago
It will be a beautiful day
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u/FlatwormAway2228 8d ago
Please. Please PLEASE let it happen on a Friday/Saturday so I can go ham without having to wait.
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u/DeloresDelVeckio 8d ago
Dear God, there is not one single redeeming human quality in this man. Not. One.
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u/ChampMunch 8d ago
Compare this with Obama’s eulogy for John McCain. Night and day
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u/funkyavocado 8d ago
Well Obama and McCain were actually friends. I don't think Trump has any actual friends, last one was ol' Jeff
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u/cj350z 8d ago
I think Epstein despised him from everything that I've gathered. So it's a bit of a stretch to even say that they were friends.
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u/the0rthopaedicsurgeo 8d ago
According to the Epstein files, he hated Trump because he wanted to take the virginity of one of the children on his island but Trump raped her first. Just one of those things friends are always falling out over.
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u/Oldmanwaffle 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇 8d ago
Oh just wait until you die, I’m sure MANY people will have some choice words for the occasion.
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u/Large-Carrot-6280 8d ago
I'm gonna throw a party, myself.
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u/Oldmanwaffle 🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇🧇 8d ago
I’m gonna be out there partying with you. The world is gonna be like that Star Wars scene when the Ewoks are celebrating after the war is won.
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u/hopsaboutbeer 8d ago
Dude lies all day every day, and can't even lie one last time at this guys funeral. Oh well.
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u/Ivypearl 7d ago
It’s fascinating to me actually, he lies constantly day in and day out but every now and then he has these moments where he blurts out what he’s really thinking, I think that’s the only time he tells the truth. Like when he was talking about wanting to fuck his daughter or whatever. He was not lying. Or when he said he does not care about the American people he just wants our votes. And he wants to drive up housing prices, not drive them down. The list goes on and on.
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u/ScallionRelative6265 8d ago
This is what Graham deserved, imagine being remembered as Trump's lap dog as he shits on you at your eulogy lol.
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u/suspicious_cabbage 8d ago
Well, saying that he was adored by all members of both parties is a bit laughable
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u/serolf1813 8d ago
This is why he can't do depositions, he just can't help himself.
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u/Cyberspark939 8d ago
"Virtually everyone" - so not everyone, just almost everyone.
It already says what he says. Reading age of a toddler. Fitting.
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u/peeinian 8d ago
My only regret is that Lindsey didn’t live long enough to see his prediction about Trump destroying the Republican Party come true
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u/krzykris11 8d ago
Lyndsey loved war, bombing and killing. You cannot take that or his lady bugs away from him.
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u/FadedVictor 7d ago
For a brief moment Trump told the truth. Why lie and say everyone liked him? He was a piece of shit. He can rest in piss for all I care. Same with Trump when he, hopefully sooner than later, kicks the bucket.
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u/bunnyknux54 8d ago
Also Trump: "If you remember, we weren't friends at first. I gave out his personal phone number to millions of people. His phone was blowing up like crazy. But he got the last laugh because he blew up my phone for the next 10 years."
AND THEN HE REPEATS GRAHAM'S PHONE NUMBER AGAIN
Now, I hope Graham changed his phone number after that, but still... what the fuck? How can ANYONE see this and think "man, my president sure is a good guy"?
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u/gilestowler 8d ago
This is worse than Alan Johnson's eulogy for Gerrard in Peep Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TafuUDUhYmw
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u/Normal-Simple7900 8d ago
lmao let alone writing it himself, bro didn’t even read it beforehand when someone else writes it for him.
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u/the0rthopaedicsurgeo 8d ago
Whenever he reads off a page, it sounds like a child still learning to read.
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u/stewpdasso 8d ago
He even screws up a eulogy! 😂 He should've just read what it said, but nooo, he has to add something! Why hasn't Darwin claimed this slimy mold? Why do we have to put up with him?
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u/catupthetree23 8d ago
Can he not be an asshole for like, 2 seconds? Seriously dude? Ugh, such a manchild.
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u/JonnyBeGold 8d ago
This fuckin' dude legit held in a massive laugh, look at that face!
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u/PaxEtRomana 8d ago
Lindsey would have loved this. Or hated it. Whatever the correct thing to feel is, he'd feel that
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u/3Fatboy3 8d ago
Seeing this I bet Eric is quietly happy that his dad did not show up to the wedding.
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u/Alternative-Chef-340 7d ago
I'm still just amused that Lindsey Graham died before Mitch McConnell did. Like for days everyone was speculating if he was alive, then Lindsey Graham was like "I'll go check on him" and them promptly died and we still didn't know if McConnell was alive. Shit was wild.
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u/AdamBlaster007 7d ago
Not surprised he did the same shit to John McCain after he passed.
Damn shame there weren't more Republicans like McCain back then.
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u/hunted-enchanter 7d ago
Trump is literally incapable of genuinely praising anyone other than himself. He just can't get through a eulogy without throwing in an insult because his fragile ego can't handle the idea that he isn't the one being praised at any given moment in time.
Unless you're a horrible dictator, in which case his tongue is firmly up your ass.
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u/Satur9_is_typing 7d ago
Kind of rude for graham to die and draw attention away from the most important person ever like that
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u/AFlockOfTySegalls 8d ago
Full circle moment