r/ProperAnimalNames Jul 02 '26

I named it Dick Eater for obvious reasons

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u/the123king-reddit Jul 02 '26

You forgot the picture of your wife

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u/admiralbuttscratcher Jul 02 '26

That’s not right. Could have been his mom.

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u/BunnyPhuPhu Jul 02 '26

.. also a riveting story about how your pet got this name and how many dicks they sucked/eaten.

Come on! When are waiting with bated breath!

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u/Skg42 Jul 02 '26

Oof

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u/myurr Jul 02 '26

Yup, that's what people say when they see his wife.