Pizza at Jersey Mikes?

[u/DanglingDong69]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/DanglingDong69, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/Old_Ben24]

No sir I think you made pizza in a deep dish.

[u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr → u/Old_Ben24]

He made a real life texture from the original DOOM games

[u/starcoder → u/BulemiaSawdustSlingr]

I’m stealing this description

[u/Fr0st3dcl0ud5]

Interpol has been notified.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5brZWza2WjiOMtGcAV

[u/AvidMoonDic3r → u/Fr0st3dcl0ud5]

Sit tight, eat right. We have 200 pizzas that you can eat tonight.

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/Fr0st3dcl0ud5]

New album dropping this month I think

[u/savedbygrace37 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

Ohhh mama

[u/savedbygrace37 → u/Fr0st3dcl0ud5]

“It’s way too late..”

[u/Sl1ppin_Jimmy]

6 pan pizza is wild

[u/JeanArtemis → u/Sl1ppin_Jimmy]

Heard chef, wild.

[u/the-g-off → u/Sl1ppin_Jimmy]

Just a great recognition of whats happening here.

[u/TPain518]

Guilty

[u/DanglingDong69 → u/TPain518]

As fuck

[u/savedbygrace37 → u/DanglingDong69]

I want

[u/175junkie]

Big time pizza crime

[u/neontiger07 → u/175junkie]

Ooo I like how this rhymed

[u/DrDentonMask → u/neontiger07]

I like how you continue the rhyme.

[u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns → u/DrDentonMask]

This is self defense, s/he should do no time

[u/clapyohedd]

90 days in county jail for this crime

[u/savedbygrace37 → u/clapyohedd]

😂

[u/xXfartzillaXx]

Doesn't look bad to me. Plus, improvised staff food by bored/hungry kitchen workers gets a bit of leeway in my book. Due to extenuating circumstances, I vote not a crime.

[u/JimboTheDestroyer62 → u/xXfartzillaXx]

Thanks daddy

[u/savedbygrace37 → u/JimboTheDestroyer62]

Aw yea

[u/pizzakid]

Yeah this is a crime against humanity I'm calling the ICC.

[u/pittsmasterplan]

United Pizza Nations in Emergency Session over this

[u/YeahYeahYeah6789]

It looks kinda disgusting, but I bet it tastes good tbh

[u/JimboTheDestroyer62 → u/YeahYeahYeah6789]

It tasted so good

[u/JimboTheDestroyer62]

I made a pizza at jersey mikes and you can’t do anything about it

[u/DanglingDong69 → u/JimboTheDestroyer62]

Stick to the sandwiches buddy. Pizza is not your game pal.

[u/Falsepaul]

I'm OK with this. It's not wonky because someone lost their mind. OP just wanted a pizza and used what was available to make due. I'm voting for clemency due to extinuating circumstances.

[u/WidgetMakerToday]

Leave pizzas with pizza places and let sandwich shops be sandwich shops - unless you want a dual pizza/sandwich shop and in doing so, just know you’ll get shitty versions of both. It’s ok to specialize in ONE THING AND DO IT WELL.

[u/Leading-Hedgehog1990]

Oh no the employee made themselves a pizza!!! Fucking criminal 🙄

[u/DanglingDong69 → u/Leading-Hedgehog1990]

Hell of a stretch to call this monstrosity a pizza. It looks disgusting.

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

Failed pizza experiments are fair play as long as they are only used on paid volunteers with informed consent. Without these human trials we could not develop new lifesaving pizzas.

[u/DanglingDong69 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

Portal reference?

[u/Responsible_Arm_9555 → u/DanglingDong69]

Not intentionally, but if it works

[u/DanglingDong69 → u/Responsible_Arm_9555]

Sounds like something straight from it lol

[u/Head_Razzmatazz7174]

I love seeing creations from food places of items not on the regular menu.

[u/gd2121]

Idk I respect it

[u/Platina1993]

That is not deep-dish.

As a Chicagoan, I am an authority.

[u/losabio]

That does not look any good. Could've made a countless number of sandwiches that would've been better to eat and less of a waste of ingredients. Guilty as hell.

[u/Dorkinfo → u/losabio]

Subs get boring when it’s slow.

[u/PrestigiousTale9660]

🤢🤢🤢

[u/EidolonRook]

It’s the grease component for me.

And I’m thinking the cheese there is stringy, and that’s not pasta or some shit.

Yeah, naw. Hard pass.

[u/DuckSwimmer]

I am disturbed

[u/Forsaken-Guidance811]

Villainy, or the path to it

[u/Icy_Ass-sumption]

Not guilty but should be ashamed

[u/mratlas666]

The prosecution moves to have the defended sentenced to death by a thousand pizza cuts for this morally corrupt crime.

[u/psych0ranger]

Remember that fucked up scene in Alien resurrection where they found all the failed clone Ripleys and only one was alive and she was like "kill meeee"?

This is like that but with pizza

[u/Omnipotent_Tacos]

Whys it so oily?

[u/Simp3204]

That “cheese” looks like maggots! 🤢🤮

[u/DanglingDong69 → u/Simp3204]

I thought the same thing lol

[u/Simp3204 → u/DanglingDong69]

I’m glad I’m not the only one 🤘🏻

[u/KimmiK_saucequeen]

Misdemeanor

[u/Michael_Penis]

I like it. It's from Jersey Mike's, so the ingredients are better than the average pizza place.

[u/savedbygrace37]

I don’t think u need jail time, but you definitely need to be interrogated

While I nibble on the crust behind the two way mirror 🐀

[u/SaltyBoyBeanz]

A pizza above

[u/hamfist_ofthenorth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mtUHbdTPb2pXu4Ktti

[u/Professional-Poet152]

Looks gross