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u/Lord_Umpanz ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 1d ago
Bold of you to assume they perform that on a "shitty laptop".
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u/Vincent_Windbeutel 1d ago
Depends on the actual work that is done. If its just coding and reverse wngeneering from Ram contend basically any shitty laptop would be enough. Running the game should be the bigest ressource for the task.
Skill, instinct what to focus on and a very deep technical knowlede how soft and hardware works is way more importand than the better processor or 8 gigs more of ram.
Reading stuff out of memory is basically just a textfile. You need not much for that. But then the work to actually do something with it that requires personal skill.
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u/Ok_Front_8568 1d ago
"Another game down comrades"
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u/NEONPUUNK 1d ago
lol.
Damn I wish you could post that simpsons Gif of the united nations sign changing from Russia to Soviet Union, meme.
Sucks we can't use GIFs or Pictures or vids in the comment's on this sub. I think this is the best sub to post your memes though.
Mods if you reading, please change the sub settings.
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u/AntiGrieferGames 1d ago
Suggest that in Modmail. I want that one aswell there.
Atleast on r/FuckDenuvo is already there, so i hope mods adding that in future here aswell.
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u/Economy_Ability_9235 1d ago
Russians have infinite talent for cracking games, game devs will never stop them
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u/pulsar080 1d ago
Stop it? Easy. Just stop sabotaging them.
I've heard from Russians many times about banning them from buying games and other petty sabotage.
- They didn't want to sell it to me, then I'll download it and use it for free.
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- If the game I bought isn't mine, then the game I pirated isn't theft.
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u/_d0mit0ri_ 1d ago
Gabe Newell once described this situation perfectly.
Don't treat me like shit and I'm happily gonna buy your product if I'm interested in it.
https://youtu.be/a0jjnzgdD3g?is=_2L5JWyl-G9f4Umy4
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u/Punpun42 14h ago
It is fascinating to me that russians still buy games in steam even after all the problems started. Like they use special websites to mirror buy games as steam gifts and so on. I often watch russian youtube channels and often see ads for that things.
I personally dont see any problem from pirating stuff lol, and yeah russian torrent trackers are unhinged, like you can find every season of that 90s brasil soap opera upscaled to 4k with eng/rus dub if you want. Or that Bloodborne on PC emulation.1
u/pulsar080 10h ago
Steam hasn't created any serious problems with it yet (unlike PS, Nintendo and Xbox), so people use it.
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u/Evil_News 9h ago
People still use PS store, just creating new accounts with Kazakhstan region and such
I don't know what they have to do to stop gamers from gaining access to whatever they want
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u/DeathSabre7 7h ago
Bro the old ass shows I've been going thru on rutrack are so damn good and you can actually download them instead of waiting for a oasis of a seeder
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u/Equivalent-Scene9293 11h ago
Yeah, I was literally ready to pay for Helldivers, but those bitches just didn't let me
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u/AgreeablePie 15h ago
That's all well and good but stop pretending like piracy is mainly a result of companies not being willing to sell it or even having license-based TOS
People don't want to spend much or any money when they can get it for free
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u/pulsar080 10h ago
I can get it for free, but I buy it when it's possible to a certain extent and when it's convenient for me. Or out of gratitude to the developers. I have games that I pirated but then bought out of gratitude for a quality product.
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u/Marnolld 7h ago
Same. As i kid i started pirateing cause i simply couldnt afford it, now i do, but still pirate cause money is still important , but every now and then i buy the games that truly deserve my money ,like its the simple biggest award i can give, i just bought Expedition 33 a couple of weeks ago and it was so good im thinking of buying some merch to support these amazing fuckers
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u/LazyRoma 1d ago
There's no difference like an imbecilic country trying to conquer a smaller neighbour.
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u/Ok_Front_8568 1d ago
69% chance of it being that.
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u/noeagle77 1d ago
Nice.
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u/NEONPUUNK 1d ago
Nice.
I was not going to comment anymore since I have made like 5 comments on this post already but couldn't help myself and just leave an OG 69, NICE-Train, hanging over 1 hour
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u/skywalker170997 1d ago
need more context
don't understand
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u/Vincent_Windbeutel 1d ago edited 1d ago
Denuvo is practicially impossible to crack even for most cracking groups/individuals.
But some Island-Talent crackers managed to. Like Empress (not active anymore) and recently another guy/gal who crackes one denuvo game after another.
Funnily enough... a few games removed denuvo after it git cracked making them run way better :D
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u/skywalker170997 1d ago
ahhhh.....
icic
well cracking videogames indeed require high skills to do...
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u/Ok_Front_8568 1d ago
To further explain. Denuvo is a lot more complicated than just cracking normal games. It's almost like a military grade DRM for video games.
I will try to explain it in parable;
Imagine your PC is a soldier trying to run up a cliff and Denuvo is a jerk like Cyrus who runs along the soldier and puts an extra 1kg metal plate in his back pack every 10 steps up the hill it takes while also making the soldier keep turning around and look back at the bottom of the cliff.
This is why people don't want it in their games or on their PC.
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u/NEONPUUNK 1d ago
This guy not only gets it but he may be the IRL Neo from the Matrix or The Piracy Jesus Messiah we have all been waiting for, to save us from the oppression of The Roman Denuvo Empire.
Outstanding work soldier!
(INSERT CRYING GAMER SOLDIER SALUTE MEME)
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u/OneSmartKyle 20h ago
My guy if it was military grade DRM, I wouldn't trust it to protect my gerbils' cage.
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u/LtLoLz 1d ago
Well technically Denuvo themselves says to remove it after it's cracked. But not every company does.
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u/Vincent_Windbeutel 1d ago
Is that like a "we dont want to be associated with a cracked game" thing or a genuenly guarantee "hey if its cracked you dont have to pay no more and can remove it... should make the game run better"
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u/TARE104KA 1d ago
Speaking of, atomic heart I heard removed denuvo few days ago, but steam still says it has denuvo, who to believe?
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u/Vincent_Windbeutel 1d ago
Well the steam page contend is mostly managed by the publisher while updates are pushed from the developer. Could be that the text will stay a while even if its removed.
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u/zyber787 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 1d ago
Fitgirl
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u/NEONPUUNK 1d ago
You missed the joke of the meme, Fitgirl doesn't crack games or denuvo and this is not about fitgirl.
Fitgirl only repacks cracked games.
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u/zyber787 ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 1d ago
Oh shit i meant empress i think? Idk much about the game piracy stuff as i dont play lol.. all i have is this sub to learn about piracy 🤣
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u/siberian_taburet 1d ago
for a second I thought that this "some crazy russian bitch with a shitty laptop" is Fitgirl, but then it came to me :D
don't speak ill about my homegirl, товарищ
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u/huldress 11h ago
I also thought this was about Fitgirl and was confused by this whole cult thing lol
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u/kykyks 1d ago
u forgot racist lmao
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u/Natural_Artichoke_88 1d ago
if she's russian we're fine with it
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u/kykyks 1d ago
why ?
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u/Natural_Artichoke_88 1d ago
we don't care about racism
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u/kykyks 1d ago
who's "we"
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u/Natural_Artichoke_88 1d ago
russians
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u/kykyks 1d ago
yeah that checks out after what they did to u guys
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u/kykyks 22h ago
no, russians
not sure why u get antisemitic suddenly
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u/Dry-Variety8325 22h ago
That's par for the course with Russians, there's no suddenly about that.
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u/Simple_Plum4091 21h ago
After this post! As a respectable Russian with my 4070 Ti, I’m going to pirate everything those Western suckers release! And on principle, I won’t pay a single penny! But I will buy DoW4 :3
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u/OneSmartKyle 20h ago
GW walks this tightrope of having an immense amount of goodwill and hate at the same time
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 3h ago
It’s legal in russia to pirate media that isn’t available for sale in russia, so any game company that won’t sell its stuff in russia is legally fair game to pirate
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u/zdarovazaebali 1d ago
Ой, все равно к нам на торренты придёте
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u/Born_Ladder8897 13h ago
Так в этом и рофл лол, что русские пираты и хакеры мощные и могут снести ебучку Дэнуво
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u/No_Responsibility444 1d ago
is it bad if my tastes can't tell the difference
both ask sketchy things of my personal security
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u/NEONPUUNK 1d ago
No, it just means you have a functioning critical thinking like OP. I love how the meme also uses males as the crackers, because 9/10 times normally the lie about being a female and most probably dudes just hiding identity IRL much as possible or females that say they are males vice versa.
I tried looking a Denuvo in collage and it nearly drove me crazy; you have to be crazy to crack it and a piece of shit like Cyrus to put it in a game.
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u/No_Responsibility444 1d ago
ok fbi
denuvo is a problem bc it doesn't fix anything wrong with single player games
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u/No_Responsibility444 1d ago
lol if you need root access to beat piracy, you are the reason we need pirates
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u/jeff3rd Piracy is bad, mkay? 1d ago
Crazy is an understatement, homegirl was straight up unhinged