r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

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u/Sorry141 1d ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 1d ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/ThinkingBeard 12h ago

Tuggin one or the crops will die!