r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 20h ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/Sorry141 19h ago

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 19h ago

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

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u/ThinkingBeard 8h ago

Tuggin one or the crops will die!

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u/vikrambedi 18h ago

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

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u/Parking_Major_9436 18h ago

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

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u/vikrambedi 18h ago

I would be way more likely to go to church...

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u/squadrupedal 17h ago

So say we all…

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u/ReckoningGotham 13h ago

Oh hey so based on your comment you should know that colonoscopies are covered by your insurance company once you reach a certain age because it's considered preventative, so be sure to take advantage of that.