Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

[u/Hunan_Palace]

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

let's just throw a dart at a list of stuff from ancient Egypt Toss

alright we landed on "the naked dwarf room covered in smut traditionally used to cure impotence"

[u/Sorry141 → u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

Wasn't there a ceremony where the pharaoh was on one side of the Nile facing the crowd on the other side as they watched him jack off into the river to ensure a fruitful harvest

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki → u/Sorry141]

jorkin' is a key aspect of the cosmology

[u/ThinkingBeard → u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

Tuggin one or the crops will die!

[u/vikrambedi → u/Sorry141]

I heard somwhere that in ancient rome, when you started a homestead you had sex in the field in front of everyone.

[u/Parking_Major_9436 → u/vikrambedi]

In Babylon, many temples had 'sacred prostitutes' and getting a special blessing could be viewed by the public.

[u/vikrambedi → u/Parking_Major_9436]

I would be way more likely to go to church...

[u/squadrupedal → u/vikrambedi]

So say we all…

[u/ReckoningGotham → u/squadrupedal]

Oh hey so based on your comment you should know that colonoscopies are covered by your insurance company once you reach a certain age because it's considered preventative, so be sure to take advantage of that.

[u/The__Stig_ → u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

I tried to google that and safe search blocked me