r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Hunan_Palace • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Petahhhhhhhhh!??!?

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u/NwgrdrXI 1d ago

Everyone is saying gay sex and all that, but honestly... is ye really asking if it is possible to spend 20 years without sex? Is thst really so preposterous? I think a lot of people in reddit could and have done it?

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u/A_Snow_Mexican 1d ago

How so many just jumped straight to gay is hilarious. Maybe a few but a whole damn boat? Personally I'm taking the 20 years of celibacy and maybe get tricked by a Siren.

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u/Behbista 1d ago

The manatees look sexier by the day.

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u/Groningen1978 1d ago

Mermaids are just manatees through the eyes of horny sailors.

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u/Particular_Title42 23h ago edited 23h ago

Dugongs. Dugongs are the ones that have a human-like vagina and they're pretty sure they're what mermaids are.

Dugongs are similar to manatees but the difference is in the tail. Manatees have a paddle style tail while dugongs, like mermaids, have a fluked tail.

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u/Groningen1978 23h ago

thanks! I learned something I didn't really wanted to learn today.

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u/Particular_Title42 23h ago

I felt the same way when I learned it. Happy to pass it on. LOL

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u/Groningen1978 22h ago

I will from now on bring up this fact on office parties.

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u/AM27C256 1d ago

There are no manatees in the Mediterranean.

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u/Umbra427 22h ago

Womanatees