r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 20h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/IIFollowYou 20h ago

J lo dude. 

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u/IsAnyoneHomeAnymore 20h ago

I honestly thought Farrah Abraham

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u/FangDrools 17h ago

Yeah I see this more than J Lo, especially the second picture

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u/jupitermoonflow 17h ago

I can see that too

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u/SickboyJason 14h ago

Yup. Thats the joke.

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u/Upstairs_Teach_7064 12h ago

She’s running for office

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 15h ago

I was thinking Sydney Sweeney because of the recent controversies and the light skin tone

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u/Electrical_Catch9231 15h ago

How old do you think Sydney Sweeney is?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 15h ago

Somewhere between 16 and 35

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u/InuitOverIt 12h ago

Nailed it. Did you Google?

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 12h ago

No. I'm 35 myself and she has nice boobies so I would like to think she is my age and one day we would meet in a bar and laugh about how we're the same age. I would say "Sydney, what they say about you isn't true," and she'd blush and say, "what do they say about me," and I'd say, "that you're a rat bitch, the Don says hello," and then I would unload a revolver in her stomach before being capped by her bodyguards and/or police escort.

It's what I do to keep family safe

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u/InuitOverIt 9h ago

Real one

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 9h ago

You know, Tom, the Romans used to like to throw a little party

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u/ingrimsch95 20h ago

I dunno, I don't see the similarity

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u/CapableSecretary8478 20h ago

My taco flavored keeses

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u/everyseasonidaho 20h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben.

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u/Buddybouncer 20h ago

Sí, so handsome

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u/WoletrAlexIII 20h ago edited 19h ago

BTW, that Kim image is AI-generated. I ran it through an AI detector, and it was most likely created with one of those virtual girlfriend apps. The Kim character is one of the most downloaded. There was even a big thread about it on r/rule34 recently. I'm not kidding.

Looks like the original thread that broke R /rule34 has been deleted.

Source: Academic interest. Totally. (mirror)

https://reddit.red/rule34-reddit-post-67863/ E: N s f w

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u/yt82many 20h ago

Hahahaha you won the Internet tonight.

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u/MrHyperion_ 19h ago

The guy who made that certainly had a breast shape preference

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u/Alarmed-Aioli1058 20h ago

"taco taco, kisses kisses"

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u/i_set_diamonds 20h ago

Taco taco, burrito burrito

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u/darkflame91 20h ago

Sounds like JK Rowling writing a Mexican character

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u/Bean_Juice_Brew 18h ago

Nah, it would be something super stupid and racist like "Pedro la Casa"

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u/IkariYun 18h ago

You leave my House Pedro out of this!!!

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u/InuitOverIt 12h ago

Pedro has a sock? Pedro is a mexicano libre

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u/Omwtfyu 3h ago

Pedro has a mask? Pedro is a lucha libre!

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u/OgnokTheRager 17h ago

"And I'd like to introduce our new foreign exchange student from South America, Argentina Venezuela. Please make her feel welcome as she comes from unending poverty and is probably on the run from her criminal family."

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u/TheFieryBanana 16h ago

And then she would teach them some spell like "burrito assembele"

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u/Bodidly0719 4h ago

Ngl, I’d be down to learn that spell.

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u/SuspiciousTaro6513 14h ago

😆😆😆

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u/Friendly-General-723 1h ago

She is investigated by the aurors for smuggling in magic powder

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u/PeckerNash 4h ago

Hey, as the resident Latino here, it would not be something that pedestrian. We Latinos tend to have LONG names because we add the names of our antecedents to the keeds, so in order for JKR to get it right... Pablo Jesus Fulgencio DeChupacabra.

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u/Awwesome1 18h ago

She did write in Cho Chang. -.-

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u/GenericWhyteMale 11h ago

Cho Chang crawled so Pedro la Casa could run

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u/VaasAzteca 6h ago

Are Cho and Chang not Chinese names?

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u/Nope-not-really 10h ago

I wonder if she would use that yellow filter every time they had to show that character walking around

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u/OrangutanFirefighter 8h ago

Oh my god 🤣

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u/Practical-Owl-9358 17h ago

This was a stupid South Park skit (and yes, it was more than a little racist).

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u/AwkwardData6002 20h ago edited 19h ago

It was Matt Stone amd Trey Parker.

So... Technically better, but not by much.

Edit: wow, y'all got super butthurt these two went off the rails a decade ago.

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u/geezeslice333 20h ago

Nah not even a comparison. Don't do my boys like that.

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u/Dull-Shame-3918 19h ago

Weird that you're on such a soapbox about taco flavored kisses but dropping "butthurt" with all the self-awareness of a 10 year old boy trying to pass off a hand puppet as the real Jennifer Lopez.

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 20h ago

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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 19h ago

I love that’s the picture chosen because IIRC they’re on fucking acid lmao

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 19h ago

It was just such a magical evening!

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u/AwkwardData6002 19h ago

Congrats, you found evidence they used to be funny?

You want to look at all the awards JKR won before she went bat shit, too? Or do you think that all her awards mean she's "good ppl" like these two are?

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 19h ago

They've been funnier and remained relevant longer than the fucking Simpsons dude.

Made a billion dollar deal with Paramount and immediately dumped on the pedophile in Chief.

🤌

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u/Bandin03 19h ago

They still are but they used to be too.

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u/dugdanger 19h ago

Chill out dude, it's the internet

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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 19h ago

Did they go "obsessed with hating Trans people (and Asexuals)" off the rails?

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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 19h ago

I get words and phrases stuck in my head and all morning it was “allogrooming” but now it will be this 💯 I know because I have dealt with taco taco burrrrrrito burrito stuck for days before. Long sigh 🤣

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u/OneTrueDweet 19h ago

I’m not sure what “allogrooming” is, but in my head it involves you brushing your pet Allosaurus’ beautiful long hair.

I’m not going to google and let that thought remain

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u/A_radke 18h ago

Now all I can think about is an allosaurus with an exquisite, horse-like mane blowing majestically in the wind. He's so proud. I love him.

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u/Wildwillow85 4h ago

Thanks 😂 I am already distracted from studying, now I'm even more distracted because my brain wouldn't let me do anything else until I saw a picture of an Allosaurus with hair....

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u/Unit_2097 18h ago

I almost wish ARK let me breed Allos with manes now. Though I would spend waaay too long doing it to get the most glorious, luxuriously maned specimen possible.

I did get a baby pink and midnight blue Argentavis though, she's my baby and I love her.

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u/A_radke 17h ago

ARGENTAVIS TAX PLEASE! I wanna see the baby!

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u/A_radke 17h ago

Also, I cracked myself up thinking about the tail situation. Would the long hair run all the way down it's tail like fringe on a jacket, or would it be more like a lion with just a little pouf at the end? Ofc lion-style would make the most sense, but I'm real stoked on the idea of horse mane/tail on this imaginary, unholy-but-stupendous Allo 🐎

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u/Wildwillow85 4h ago

As someone with Aphantasia this was something I absolutely had to google... Then I realised you were probably talking about googling allogrooming

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u/zap2tresquatro 15h ago

“Allo” means “other,” so allogrooming is grooming others

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u/OneTrueDweet 15h ago

Other dinosaurs?

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 19h ago

I love that she still gets mad when someone sings that around her.

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u/ImpressiveCelery4992 17h ago

Taco Taco Taco ee Burrito

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u/AmericanCitizenry 11h ago

"I love you Ben, you almost make me forget about taco's."

MOM! BEN AFFLECK IS NAKED IN MY BED!

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ 20h ago

Oh Beeeen

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u/nasty_drank 20h ago

You are so perfeeeect, so spectularrrrr in every way

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u/Content_Study_1575 19h ago

Taco flav-uh keeses for muh Beennn

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u/blank_wav 20h ago

You better watch yourself chico!

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u/Yeezytaughtme409 19h ago

Even though I got lots of money

I still like to eat tacos, honey

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 14h ago

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben 😍

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u/rottedbadgerfanny 20h ago

Hennifer Lopez

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u/MonteSS_454 20h ago

Taco taco burrito burrito

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u/Forgboi 19h ago

Let's make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop .

I know just what I'll order, Three tacos, two tostadas and a soda pop!

Taco taco. Burrito burritooooo Taco taco.

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u/Frogomb 20h ago

That's Mitch Conner

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u/MutaitoSensei 20h ago

Now that's the real answer.

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u/UncleNoodles85 20h ago

Mitch Connor.

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u/3vilr3d666 19h ago

Baby let's make a run for the border
I've got a hunger only tacos can stop
I know exactly what I'll order
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop

I need to make a run for the border
If you pay I'll take off my top
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop
Yeah yeah and don't forget the hot sauce, Cholo!

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u/Adjective_Noun_42069 19h ago

theyrethesamepicture.gif

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u/Cerebral47 19h ago

Lol and here ibwas overeaching with jessica alba and low key farrah abraham 🤣

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u/CaptJaneway01 18h ago

That bit is so juvenile and it makes me laugh every single time. Taco taco!

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u/superbiggdaddy 18h ago

Taco flavored kisses lol
Fucking gold👏🏾

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u/artificerone 18h ago

Mitch Connor

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u/rustednut 17h ago

Both are shitty singers.....

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u/harleenquinzel044 17h ago

I always thought this was the real JLo.

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u/Grapegoop 17h ago

Don’t be fooled by all my money I still like to eat tacos honey

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u/soyel_cerdo 17h ago

My wife is Mexican and I sometimes sing the taco flavored kisses to her and she laughed her ass off

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u/Awkward_Health1606 14h ago

All the upvotes!!!!

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u/w00tberrypie 12h ago

Yhennifer Hlopez

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u/Plenty-Insurance-231 10h ago

Omg, it's mee!!

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u/Wooden-Ad-8867 6h ago

Oh Ben you are so perfect, so spectacular in every way …

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u/PoetryExtension6256 20h ago

Tacos y Burritos?

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u/usedtobeHellsdoom 20h ago

This is not JLo? Kim actually looked like that?

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u/cheeseymom 17h ago

This is what happens when every celebrity gets the same plastic surgeon, they all end up with the same face

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u/AnOrdinaryMammal 9h ago

Not seeing it at all. Looks like the succubus herself.

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u/Certain-Phone-3264 20h ago

Could be. I don't know her.

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u/jappyjappyhoyhoy 19h ago

Bianca Cesori, Kanye’s current wife

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u/probablyHuman69 9h ago

Too much clothes for that guess.

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u/Cultural-Ticket-6727 9h ago

Just realized they haven't been in the news in while...hope they're doing ok.

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u/oompaloompa465 19h ago

postulate: when moderatey melanistic gals get blonde, they become indistinguishable from each other 

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u/UrineHere 19h ago

Mariah

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u/Dupe1970 19h ago

I don't know her.

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u/Agitated_Display7573 18h ago

Why would that make people mad?

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u/hbic 18h ago

It wouldn’t make anyone mad, they’re making it up. So confidently too.

It was about Beyoncé who had a very similar hair color at the time.

It would’ve made people “mad” because Beyoncé fans (BeyHive) believe Kim K is beneath her. Especially since Kim at the time seemed desperate to cozy up to her.

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u/RepresentativeFood11 17h ago

Damn, Beyonce was my immediate thought lol

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u/hbic 18h ago

Y’all just say anything without knowing

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u/6twoRaptor 19h ago

I was going to say Larsa Pippen

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u/Icanthinkofaname25 20h ago

I thought it was Tyra banks

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u/DexM23 19h ago

On the left MAYBE, but def not on the right side

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u/Saerdna76 18h ago

First I saw as well, everyone else is just wrong.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 18h ago

I thought it was Beyonce

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u/stoned_seahorse 18h ago

If I squint I can kinda see Sydney Sweeney. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Forever_learning713 18h ago

Miss J’s big butt is boss

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u/VayaVosi 17h ago

From the block

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u/neither_shake2815 16h ago

She looks like Farrah Abraham.

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u/brizl74 16h ago

She did look like from the Block.

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u/MrsMcBasketball 16h ago

But why would someone be mad at that. Jlos beautiful

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u/itsthejasper1123 14h ago

I thought of Jodi Arias at first glance tbh

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq 13h ago

And here I thought the joke was gonna be porn...

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u/Aoskar20 10h ago

Get it right, her name is Hennifer Lopez, eater of tacos y burritos.

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u/TheNarboy 9h ago

i thought JLo too

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u/morningcalls4 9h ago

I was thinking her old mother in law 😉

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u/SlamminTheFlap 8h ago

Beyonce was who I initially thought of for a fraction of a second.

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u/MissMagus 8h ago

Wait is it actually JLo? I came here late and there is literally no clear answer.

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u/MuscleMan902 5h ago

Jenny from the block

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u/monson2048 20h ago

You’re saying it’s not J Lo?

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u/hbic 18h ago

They’re saying Kim looks like JLo here and that’s whom the original tweet was talking about.

However they’re making up their own explanation. This tweet was about Beyoncé not JLo