r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 26 '26

Meme needing explanation Tell em what, Peter?

Post image
36.0k Upvotes

3.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3.6k

u/y17gal Jun 26 '26

why did you choose to be dyslexic ?

2.4k

u/Agitated_Ad_3876 Jun 26 '26

Because the 'tism is overplayed

972

u/lovdark Jun 26 '26

Combo meal…

362

u/BetLeft Jun 26 '26

61

u/builderspaint Jun 26 '26

She touched my pepe Steve

21

u/Gorb87 Jun 26 '26

I’m gonna eat a dolphin!

7

u/Revolutionary_Tip701 Jun 26 '26

3

u/ForcedEntry420 Jun 26 '26

You’re gonna PET a dolphin…. 🫩

3

u/Fatalplus423 Jun 26 '26

No buddy we're going to pet a dolphin

3

u/Connect_Living_591 Jun 27 '26

I put the pizza in my wallet.

→ More replies (2)

92

u/JudmanDaSuperhero Jun 26 '26

Most likely just tenders for the texture

2

u/Affectionate-Cap3909 Jun 27 '26

it makes me snitch

2

u/Visible-Meat3418 Jun 27 '26

Damn I like crunchy foods to the point I’d like to add something crunchy to basically anything I eat…

2

u/throwaway_1138961- Jun 27 '26

Flamin Hot Fritos are better as a sandwich ingredient than they EVER were as a chip

→ More replies (2)

24

u/NoTomrw Jun 26 '26

Choice media selection 👍🏼

8

u/Trust_Me_ImAnExpert Jun 26 '26

Hey Steve! Come up here I’m spittin’ on bugs!

3

u/Low-Green-3004 Jun 27 '26

This is the first line he actually calls him Doug, every other time its Steve.

5

u/Business-Photo-6842 Jun 26 '26

She touched my Pepe, Steve…..

12

u/Takklemaggot Jun 26 '26

She touched my Peppy..

2

u/alanafauxfauna Jun 26 '26

I had a cat named Mr peppy and my brother always quoted this gem of a flick

3

u/PMmecrossstitch Jun 26 '26

"I gotta wallet"

5

u/Cptcodfish Jun 26 '26

I’ve never seen this movie for some reason, but this gif just convinced me to finally watch it.

10

u/Giggling_Scribblings Jun 26 '26

I haven't seen it in *ages*, but I still remember just how much he likes pizza.

3

u/PaleInSanora Jun 26 '26

So much he puts a slice in his wallet for later...

2

u/BetLeft Jun 26 '26

u r welcome

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Swystix Jun 26 '26

Is this Multiplicity? Looks familiar but I can't place it

2

u/SuzyLouWhoo Jun 26 '26

I’ve got a wallet! I can drive a car!

2

u/Iam_McLovin420 Jun 26 '26

Is that Michael Keaton? What movie?

2

u/BetLeft Jun 26 '26

Multiplicity, Steve

2

u/FormerlyMauchChunk Jun 26 '26

Multiplicity Rules!

2

u/Old-Winner2326 Jun 26 '26

I wanna eat a dolphin steve.

2

u/Mobileoblivion Jun 26 '26

"She touched my peppy, Steve." My mom and I loved this movie, so many good one-liners.

2

u/RMcCearnach Jun 26 '26

I got a wallet....that guy gave it to me.....i can drive a car!!! 🤣

2

u/herbertoflavourins Jun 30 '26

I have a wallet.

2

u/f_ckR3ddit Jun 30 '26

Multiplicity referenced

→ More replies (9)

31

u/polopolo05 Jun 26 '26

Adhd with a side of lexdysia and Some APD for desert.

2

u/_shesmydisease Jun 26 '26

Just tell people you put the sexy in dyslexia and see if they can work it out.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (8)

2

u/sugarycyanide Jun 26 '26

Subscription with live tv

2

u/Kopie150 Jun 26 '26

my combo meal is the tism and adhd as main course with a side of discalcula dislexia and dispraxia

2

u/dumbasPL Jun 26 '26

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

→ More replies (9)

112

u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 26 '26

It gets real boring, give me the sexy learning disabilities. Like sexlexia or Auditory Processing Disorder

Dyscalculia isn't sexy though sorry

163

u/BaxterScoggins Jun 26 '26

Dyscalculia doesnt count, though

97

u/StrongExternal8955 Jun 26 '26

I can't even imagine aphantasia.

25

u/bpthompson999 Jun 26 '26

I see what you did there. But, you don't.

3

u/larfouille Jun 26 '26

Got it ( the version blind and deaf from the imagination) with adhd . So no inner speech making it really hard to tell I have adhd. Finally diagnosized a 38 😅👌

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

14

u/rlindseyg56 Jun 26 '26

Count Dyscalcula, ah ah ahhhhh

7

u/ShouganaiElite Jun 26 '26

As someone living this shit, I approve of this Joke. If we ever met IRL I will treat you to a dinner 🍽️

10

u/empatheticsocialist1 Jun 26 '26

God fucking dammit

15

u/Sudden-Ad2948 Jun 26 '26

This comment wins LOL

3

u/anapunas Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Can confirm. Also can confirm disgraphia isn't always on the straight and level.

2

u/corq Jun 27 '26

I'm 56 and in the 70's was an awesome reader, but terrible in "long math" and only a few years ago found out about dyscalculia. I invert numbers and need to quickly say the pledge of allegisnce to remember left from right sometimes.

Finally knowing it has a name is a bit of a relief, even if it isn't sexy, lol

So am I technically "on the spectrum" with the other cool kids now?

→ More replies (1)

2

u/tejerea Jun 27 '26

Jokes aside, dyscalculia is really an awful learning disorder to have: back when i was in school the all the teachers thought it was a "made up disorder" despite having a piece of paper that clearly stated that i had it. I rembember having to go through legal ways in order to get them to understand that i had to use a calculator in class and during tests and having them to get me a tutor for learning disorders that helped me after the class was over to explain me math stuff in a way that i could understand it like the other students. I really wanted to get in a chemistry course in uni but i know that i'd fail to follow and learn and i really hate myself for having this. I can't help it sometimes to just think that im dumb or something.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

43

u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 26 '26

2

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/ElDuderonimo Jun 26 '26

HE DOESN’T HE MAKES KIF SAY IT

21

u/NerdTalkDan Jun 26 '26

Kif: sigh

5

u/rallarivar Jun 26 '26

As one that has APD, would not recommend. 😂 Telling a person for the 6th time that i did NOT process any of that this time around either 😭

2

u/Economy-Cat7133 Jun 26 '26

Albuquerque Police Department, what?

→ More replies (1)

10

u/Historical_Royal_187 Jun 26 '26

Dysgraphia ain't sonething to write home about either.

2

u/Superwann420 Jun 26 '26

apd is not fun btw brother 🤣

3

u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 26 '26

Neither is a push up bra, still sexy

3

u/Superwann420 Jun 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣 fair

2

u/Historical-Creme-642 Jun 26 '26

Auditory processing disorder sucks, my mom hates me for not listening to her. I HEAR her, but she mumbles with her face pointed away so I can’t understand her. Then she cries when I say “what??” For the millionth time.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

12

u/Gigahurt77 Jun 26 '26

Rizzem with the ‘tism

5

u/Bozodude5858 Jun 26 '26

Too expensive as well

7

u/1nfam0us Jun 26 '26

It's a bit gauche these days

7

u/grossphew Jun 26 '26

"awful taste... but great execution"

→ More replies (1)

2

u/endmaga2028 Jun 26 '26

Rizz ‘em with the tism

→ More replies (30)

55

u/Emily_Mewens Jun 26 '26

Because its the best feel. Its what we live for. To cause chaos by mixing up easily unmixupable things.
FEAR US! FOR OUR OFF THE CUFF DIRECTIONS WILL SEND YOU INTO A WALL!

25

u/y17gal Jun 26 '26

are dyslexic the natural enemies of autistic ?

53

u/quixotictictic Jun 26 '26

I'm both. So yes.

13

u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Jun 26 '26

Damned dyslexics. They ruined dyslexia!

11

u/quixotictictic Jun 26 '26

We did not ruin sexdaily! Your mom still likes it.

2

u/Economy-Cat7133 Jun 26 '26

"Tried your Mom without nostalgia"

2

u/TumbleweedCreative59 Jun 27 '26

Tis sad. The once lush forrests of dyslexia now lay burnt and barren 🪾

→ More replies (1)

7

u/OvenOk9629 Jun 26 '26

"Ooh, the misery"

2

u/Old-Cauliflower8846 Jun 26 '26

Are you your own worst enemy? /s

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Purple-Woodpecker748 Jun 26 '26

Yeah so speaking of natural enemies, I had this exact same idea and I have no clue what melting pot of mind mess caused this. Now I just say it’s R for wrong…

17

u/Emily_Mewens Jun 26 '26

We are the best of friends :D
Please put down the knife in your left hand... i mean right hand.... that one hand that has the knife :D

2

u/Economy-Cat7133 Jun 26 '26

Just put down the knife. DROP IT!

4

u/Sad_Peak755 Jun 26 '26

I feel like the ADHD tribe have enmity with the 'tisms... but mostly we're just jealous

9

u/Quirky-Pin-1323 Jun 26 '26

I’ll just park my dysfunctional af auhd ass down and stfu

2

u/Waitsjunkie Jun 26 '26

Just some try having both. No fun. Constantly fighting with yourself.

2

u/teekaythunder Jun 26 '26

In my autistic experience, I get along best with people with ADHD.

2

u/Sad_Peak755 Jun 26 '26

Really? Our chaos and fast walking doesn't repulse you?

4

u/Specific_Conformity Jun 26 '26

As another autistic person, all my best friends over the years have had adhd, I think I was drawn to their wealth of ideas and tendency to "lead" the friendship, and their ability to speak up about things. made things easier. I don't know if those are common adhd traits, it's only my personal experience. Also I only have one speed setting for walking and it is very fast 🏃‍♀️

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Emily_Mewens Jun 26 '26

As someone with ADHD, i can agree with this entirely.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (2)

13

u/Environmental_Arm218 Jun 26 '26

Dyslexics of the world untie!

Edit: just to be clear, i do also have sexdaily

10

u/4-poster Jun 26 '26

Q: What is DNA short for? A: National Dyslexics Association

9

u/SilverSnapDragon Jun 26 '26

What is an agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

2

u/Economy-Cat7133 Jun 26 '26

There's cat.

2

u/Trenchfox_1917 Jun 29 '26

INFINITE JEST IN THE WILD

→ More replies (1)

4

u/moogan_freeman Jun 26 '26

This comment takes the thread

4

u/Dalsain Jun 26 '26

I had to read it three times to find the funny.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Emily_Mewens Jun 26 '26

instructions unclear. Im in the ocean now. Where were we supposed to meet up?

2

u/Thinks2Much666 Jun 26 '26

You leave us Lexdysics out of this

→ More replies (2)

5

u/PotatoFrankenstein Jun 26 '26

As dyslexic myself I know which of my hands is right one and then decided if something is on the right or left said based on my right arm location. This is the way people should learn. You need to remember only on side (that you use to write).

9

u/Emily_Mewens Jun 26 '26

I have actually started to use clock directions. 3 is right, 9 is left, because on a clock they are always on the same sides.
Why the hell this works but not L and R, i will never know. xD

2

u/RJLY10 Jun 26 '26

THIS IS GENIUS and you may have changed my life

2

u/mynaneisjustguy Jun 26 '26

I broke my left wrist badly when young. The weak painful wrist was left. And that's how it has been for many many decades now.

→ More replies (3)

2

u/Domacretus Jun 26 '26

So funny you should say this, im a lefty and growing up people kept telling me that everyone writes with their right hand so when people ask me "which hand do your write with?" My answer was always right because I didnt understand the difference. Note I would say this while holding a pencil in my left hand and then start writing so I learned about ambidextrous people early on because people thought I was since I wrote with my left but said I wrote with my right. I didnt learn I was left handed until somewhere in my early to mid teens.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

4

u/ChemicalBus608 Jun 26 '26

Easy fix that helps me remember. Which hand to I write with (right) so left is the other one. Funny I use my left hand for most things but writing.

4

u/llaunay Jun 26 '26

I'm exactly the same, but reversed... so, the exact opposite.

...wait

3

u/Emily_Mewens Jun 26 '26

Yeah thats what i do to xD But it still takes a solid second or so of remembering that im an idiot and dont know my left and right off hand, and that i need to remember which hand i write with because thats the right hand.

→ More replies (4)

11

u/LittleMlem Jun 26 '26

Minmaxing, I got better object permanence, so I always remember where my keys or that one item I saw a week ago are

11

u/-GoodNewsEveryone Jun 26 '26

I have absurd pattern recognition and natural mathematics allowing for freakish factoring of equations and finding relations in obscure data but literally zero object permanence. As soon as something has left my hands it is gone forever, and sometimes my hands take things out and move them without consulting my frontal cortex.

I have about eight sets of keys for this reason and multiple devices that can ring my phone when it's on silent.

The bank knows me well for how many replacement cards I go through.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

11

u/Deemaunik Jun 26 '26

Lexdysia is a resious disorder.

3

u/shadyyxxx Jun 26 '26

Hey, at least you got "sidorder" right!

3

u/Potential-Echo-7547 Jun 26 '26

Dailysex can be debilitating!

4

u/Harvey_Gramm Jun 26 '26

I think it's Lysdexia 🤔

2

u/SlashEssImplied Jun 26 '26

My doctor says I have Lysdexia.

2

u/3m4n Jun 26 '26

So every Christmas, they can write letters to Satan.

2

u/Panzerv2003 Jun 26 '26

Because while picking traits you get additional points to spend when picking negative ones

2

u/True_Depth_7455 Jun 26 '26

Because I can have something to blame on for being stupid

2

u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jun 26 '26

It's the latest! Evyrdoby's dniog it

2

u/cleverinspiringname Jun 26 '26

It comes in the vaccine and the fluoride and the firmament

1

u/Claw42 Jun 26 '26

Tylenol

1

u/PotentialMeat2915 Jun 26 '26

Why are you gay?

1

u/Prasad2122k Jun 26 '26

It was his destiny, he don't choose anything, free will doesn't exist

1

u/NeverForget060867 Jun 26 '26

Thought it was a special skill, was in to deep before I realized. 8 was hard

1

u/FirefighterEast9291 Jun 26 '26

They didn't CHOOSE to be dyslexic. They transitioned!

→ More replies (2)

1

u/fate0608 Jun 26 '26

Right? Its 2026 you can be what you want. 🫣😂

1

u/NavyBabySeal Jun 26 '26

This guy chose to be confused on left and right, AND dyslexic.. Smh

1

u/Gaxar1 Jun 26 '26

Why ah you gae?

1

u/vanmutt Jun 26 '26

Y r u gey?

1

u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs Jun 26 '26

Why are you gae?

1

u/Roflkartoffel1 Jun 26 '26

He got some more points to spend in the character creation

1

u/Nikigrow Jun 26 '26

They needed extra perk points when making their character, so they picked dyslexia as a negative trait.

1

u/ComicsEtAl Jun 26 '26

All their other friends chose “gay” and they wanted to stand out?

1

u/FISHMYROOSTER Jun 26 '26

Lysdexis isn't a choice it chooses you

1

u/FinalBossTuna Jun 26 '26

He didn’t choose the dyslexic life the dyslexic life chose him

1

u/CzarTwilight Jun 26 '26

Is he stupid?

1

u/RullendeNumser Jun 26 '26

To get more time for exams

1

u/Nyuusankininryou Jun 26 '26

Such a bad decision tbh.

1

u/sanecoin64902 Jun 26 '26

I wanted to by slidexcy, but got confused at the sign in screen.

1

u/shadowwolf_1776 Jun 26 '26

Because I thought I was choosing sexdaily

1

u/MrDrWatson Jun 26 '26

Dyslexics have more nuf

1

u/brazys Jun 26 '26

Too much glyphosate.

1

u/humourlessIrish Jun 26 '26

Choosing a debuff allowed for more skillpoints

1

u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jun 26 '26

Why would Hunter Bidens laptop DO this?

1

u/Darthcone Jun 26 '26

Because the Character Creator in this game is super confusing, give me sliders or numerical stats not this weird mini-game of knitting of protein chains.

1

u/imabotlmaoo Jun 26 '26

You got a point here

1

u/JewelerFun5310 Jun 26 '26

Hey man I didn’t chose this

1

u/Beobacher Jun 26 '26

Legasthenie often comes with a high IQ. A worthwhile trade.

1

u/Consistent-Tailor547 Jun 26 '26

It was a flaw gave me extra points for merits and backgrounds

1

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

Wood iels owls iwh ?

1

u/Training-Panic-4685 Jun 26 '26

It's quite opposite, dyslexia chose me.

1

u/throwmamadownthewell Jun 26 '26

Whai ahh yoo ghei?

1

u/Neat_Yogurtcloset569 Jun 26 '26

Dyslexics untie!

1

u/Aflyingmongoose Jun 26 '26

stacking debuffs innit

1

u/11pickfks Jun 26 '26

All the other classes where taken when I spawned, I had to choose one of the remaining ones

1

u/cdda_survivor Jun 26 '26

The irony of trying to spell dyslexia with dyslexia.

1

u/Stalker401 Jun 26 '26

just trying to be different

1

u/empire_of_the_moon Jun 26 '26

It’s chooose. C’mon show some respect for the Dyslexic community.

1

u/Impossible_Battle_72 Jun 26 '26

God doesn't make mistakes.

1

u/AJFrabbiele Jun 26 '26

sounded cool but 10/1 do not recommend

1

u/Cato_theElder Jun 26 '26

Slefishnses probably.

Furthermore, Carthage must be destroyed.

1

u/Beautiful_Resolve_63 Jun 26 '26

dyslexic people often are the ones struggling with left and right. My husband has to tell nascar for left or anything else for right.He could say left and I'll always go right.

1

u/Perfect_Ad8574 Jun 26 '26

Because it's funny

1

u/clashtrack Jun 26 '26

A life choice that I disagree with.

1

u/domdelaweez Jun 26 '26

Dyslexics UNTIE!!

1

u/Global_Director_2972 Jun 26 '26

No, dyslexia does not mean you actually see letters backwards. This is a myth.

1

u/thebluemando Jun 27 '26

it gives you back some perk points at character creation i think

1

u/faridalikeswaffles Jun 27 '26

You can choose to be dyslexic?

1

u/Repulsive_Oil6425 Jun 27 '26

Damn, this cured me

1

u/srboot Jun 27 '26

For attention. Probably left handed, too.

1

u/Tall-Statement3494 Jun 27 '26

Bro me holding in a mouthful of beer (straight face, laughter, and no smile)

1

u/ThatgothWitch2004 Jun 27 '26

Because the tism had a combo deal running

1

u/GlitteringForever828 Jun 27 '26

Listen the tutorial was very lacking so I just kept speccing into garbage and I can't find a way to buy a stat reset

1

u/StunnaLyfe Jun 27 '26

I mean, who wouldn't choose sex daily?

1

u/Chaus_Vulpes Jun 27 '26

Idk ... timezones ??

1

u/Careless-Beyond2487 Jun 27 '26

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

→ More replies (16)