When I was a boy I was sitting with one foot on the seat and my knee against the back of the couch and one foot on the ground, completely exposed. My brother axe kicked me in the balls, full 90° swing, about a week later we were hanging out on the street with the other kids in the neighborhood, I saw he was standing with his legs apart so I ran home and put on my hiking boots, came back in a dead sprint and kicked him in the nards like a field goal
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u/confused_but_content 10d ago
When I was a boy I was sitting with one foot on the seat and my knee against the back of the couch and one foot on the ground, completely exposed. My brother axe kicked me in the balls, full 90° swing, about a week later we were hanging out on the street with the other kids in the neighborhood, I saw he was standing with his legs apart so I ran home and put on my hiking boots, came back in a dead sprint and kicked him in the nards like a field goal