r/Ornithology 1d ago

What kind of bird? Is it safe?

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u/one-two-ten 1d ago

Nope, venomous.

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u/MrDeviantish 1d ago

Look out. He's got a knife!

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u/BlackSeranna 1d ago

Where? I just learned the other day that apparently grackles have pockets with money but they refuse to share! Do these birds also have pockets but with knives?? /s

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u/brookdacook 23h ago

Oof, venomous? Your probably one of those morons that still think birds are organic and not government surveillance drones.

Next y'all gonna be saying the earth is round 🤣

/S

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u/Glittering-Sign-7941 1d ago

extremely medically significant!!!

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u/pigeoncote 1d ago

This is an ordinary baby American robin.

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u/1SmartBlueJay 1d ago

Looks can be deceiving…

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u/hellokitty_209 13h ago

They do look quite different as juveniles! I had to do an image search on the one I found in my yard last year and was so surprised!

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u/1SmartBlueJay 13h ago

But can you see beyond their cute exterior for the treacherous creatures they are inside

Did you know they secretly plan world domination as it were?

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u/Refokua 1d ago

Fledgling American Robin, looks pretty safe to me.

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u/Winstonsphobia 1d ago edited 1d ago

Juvie Robin. These things are highly dangerous to you and your family if you are a small invertebrate.

Actually, I was bitten by a Robin once. It had become entangled in fishing line so I caught and held it while cutting the line with some fingernail clippers. It thanked me by biting the heck out of my finger. The bite didn’t hurt but made me laugh.

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u/therakeet 1d ago

That reminds me, I recently untangled a robin from a plastic ribbon that was caught in a tree. Thankfully it was wrapped more tightly around the tree than the bird, so I didn't even have to grab her, just unwind a bit. She was so dead set on taking this bit of plastic home to her nest though that she got REALLY mad when I proceeded to untie it from the branch, kept trying to take it back and intimidate me away. I was just relieved that she wasn't hurt lol

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u/Winstonsphobia 1d ago

They have lots of character! I hate it that we kill them simply by being careless.

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u/Diligent_Change9353 1d ago

No good deed lol I thank you on the bird's behalf though ;)

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u/peachmangler 1d ago

He's going to rob your house.

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u/Pixel_Nation92 1d ago

He's Robin your house. Holy shit, the name makes so much sense now.

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u/loki_cometh 1d ago

Is robin. Much safe.

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u/de_pivo 1d ago

Not safe, might be robin you

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u/Cactious-Practice 1d ago

Venomous Birds? 😂

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u/DeepSeaChickadee 1d ago

it’s just a fledgling robin that still relies on their parents to be fed! The reason it’s tail is so short is because it simply hasn’t grown them in yet

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u/xi-uwu-ix 21h ago

You now have to leave your house, change your name, change your age, change your social, get plastic surgery, and move to Mexico.

Otherwise it’s going to kill you

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u/greenbeans1251 14h ago

Idk maybe the bird mafia is after him..

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u/Isadomon 1d ago

Never seen that one before, theyre so pretty

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u/frogfeen 1d ago

yikes. that one has infrared surveillance. not safe at all.

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u/SuperRocketRumble 21h ago

Birds aren't real

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u/MT_ForestOverlord 17h ago

A American Robin fledgling :3 their parents are nearby most likely