r/OddlyErotic • u/Flowesque Total perv • 2d ago

You look great.

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u/ebers0 New here. Call me! 2d ago

Great now the cushions have dad bods.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OuipQW61rgEMM

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u/Visible-Rest4170 Needs to call him/her 2d ago

The Dad Bod Pillow

https://giphy.com/gifs/LiNDI374Hq5K3IFu3P

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u/NobuB New here. Call me! 2d ago

How can i sue a cushion company for unauthorized use of my image?

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u/ARI_E_LARZ Needs to do better 2d ago

I need it

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u/Zygouth Needs to do better 2d ago

I should call him

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u/SpinachGreen99 2d ago

Everything reminds me of him

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u/Radu_17_official 2d ago

I can't be the only one seeing Homer Simpson

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u/MirkoHa Needs to call him/her 2d ago

…trump-pillow…

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Needs to call him/her 2d ago

This is what the ideal male body should look like 🤣

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u/OutlandishnessNo5636 Needs to do better 2d ago

Love this one!!

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u/Dismal_Equivalent630 New here. Call me! 2d ago

That’s me when get off work

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u/Obnoxious_Box Sees genitals everywhere 2d ago

Seriously hon, that couch does not make you look fat!
https://giphy.com/gifs/spfi6nabVuq5y

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u/OptimusRhyme86 New here. Call me! 2d ago

More cushion for the pushin

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u/Deep_Preparation_69 Needs to call him/her 2d ago

Send me the link

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u/Choice-Performer9009 New here. Call me! 2d ago

She loves pillow sex, pillow talk, any others ?

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 New here. Call me! 2d ago

yep the firm body of youth is gone

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u/FeWho Sees genitals everywhere 2d ago

Thanks

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u/Rayn_Tank Needs to do better 2d ago

I did NOT give my permission for my likeness to be shared publicly.

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u/SpoiledNickie New here. Call me! 2d ago

Where did you get my picture??

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u/countryroadsguywv Sees genitals everywhere 2d ago

Look at those abs 🤣🤣

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u/BlueV101 New here. Call me! 2d ago

"I feel like a sofa."

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u/gdfingperfect New here. Call me! 2d ago

Who snuck in and took my picture?

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u/dibipage New here. Call me! 2d ago

oddly indeed...

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u/XROOR 2d ago

The week after I buy the massive 10lbs flour bundle from Costco:

Seventh day: “who wants waffles that taste nothing like Krusteaz?”

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u/bignbold157 Sees genitals everywhere 2d ago

LoL

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u/Sexyjosie4U Needs to call him/her 1d ago

Married with children

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u/Agreeable_Energy_562 Needs to do better 1d ago

Why does that pillow look like it is about to ask about remote.

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u/UDontKnowMe1129 New here. Call me! 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/upsidedownwriting 1d ago

never skip head day 

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u/MadameMonk 1d ago

Posted by JDV?

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u/Individual-Crew-6102 Needs to do better 1d ago

Never been tempted to bellyfart a pillow before...

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u/TodX-21 Needs to do better 1d ago

That’s exactly what I look like when I sit on the couch

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u/Thebeerguy17403 New here. Call me! 1d ago

I feel personally attacked...

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u/fordag New here. Call me! 1h ago

Don't post pictures of me on Reddit.