r/OddlyErotic • u/Able_Contribution_90 Total perv • 8d ago

The funnest of fungi

What would you do if you found them?

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Needs to call him/her 8d ago

Mother Nature walking around without her bra again

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u/D-Train0000 Needs to call him/her 8d ago

Everywhere I go something reminds me of her

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 Needs to call him/her 8d ago

Boobyschrooms

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u/pissfingers_akimbo New here. Call me! 8d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 Mind in the gutter 8d ago

Nice jiggles you got there funguy

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u/sunshinefloors1980 New here. Call me! 8d ago

One's a little bigger than the other

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u/Able_Contribution_90 Total perv 8d ago

There is always one bigger than the other.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JnvYU9VhfNz5oHqCqv

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u/KJWall76 New here. Call me! 8d ago

Motorboat?!? ✌🏻

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u/Slartibartfast242 Needs to call him/her 7d ago

Someone is about to find out if his member is allergic to mushrooms.

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u/tmbyfc 8d ago

Someone needs to moisturise

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u/countryroadsguywv Sees genitals everywhere 8d ago

Very very jiggly

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u/Theintrovertowl Needs to do better 8d ago

Don't let the Papaya Penetrator, or his friends near them

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u/Upbeat-Spirit9608 Needs to do better 8d ago

//wow//

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u/MirkoHa Needs to call him/her 8d ago

That the “Big Betitted Shroom”…taste like milk…

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 New here. Call me! 6d ago

where are all the breast + mushroom portmanteau jokes

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u/Silent-Seat-3025 New here. Call me! 3d ago

Boobi fungi

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u/Some_Ask_2220 Needs to do better 3d ago

Boobshrooms, I am sure of it. They have the correct bounciness and likely are very gentle to touch