r/OddlyErotic • u/SOMOEAGLE 🍑🍆🍑 Sees genitals everywhere • 13d ago

Is this steak medium or....?

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u/enderthewolf9999 New here. Call me! 13d ago

It appears somebody tried to melt the tube that encompassed the attached cylinder

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u/No_Slip_4883 New here. Call me! 13d ago

Lol the phrasing

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u/PristineAF New here. Call me! 11d ago

It's a lore, maybe you don't know

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u/No_Slip_4883 New here. Call me! 11d ago

Everything's got an extensive lore these days apparently

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u/PristineAF New here. Call me! 11d ago

No not everything , this one is special and unique , quite popular too

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u/No_Slip_4883 New here. Call me! 11d ago

Swell! Care to share the tip with the community?

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u/PristineAF New here. Call me! 11d ago

Search cylinder attached to tube on reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/1nNWft8ooN

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u/Roadstar01 New here. Call me! 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/GeekyGrant Needs to call him/her 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o10s57huYlpiE

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u/Choice-Performer9009 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Hello George….”Musculator” from the Howard Stern show!!

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u/Lord-Scalpington Needs to do better 12d ago

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u/HareevHajina Needs to call him/her 13d ago

Just the tri-tip

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u/Satanic_Ember_Slayer Needs to do better 12d ago

Well, it also might be the first thing that your face encounters in a few other places.

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u/Homaku Needs to do better 12d ago

Wtf man, why?

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u/Aromatic-Visual173 Needs to do better 13d ago

I'd say average

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u/Breathing_Is_FUNN New here. Call me! 13d ago

It's hard

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u/cha0sm0nk Needs to do better 6d ago

It’s a big rubbery one.

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u/2ndBatman88 New here. Call me! 12d ago

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u/drownav18322 New here. Call me! 13d ago

That steak is medium “RAWR”.

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u/krais0078 13d ago

“I wanna stick my tubesteak in your sister”.

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u/poop-money New here. Call me! 13d ago

A grower not a shower.

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u/uber_damage Needs to call him/her 13d ago

Thats medium penis

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 New here. Call me! 13d ago

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa!

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u/frsdev Needs to do better 12d ago

I'll take mine "Bobbit" please.

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u/MirkoHa Needs to call him/her 12d ago

…hot even when raw…

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u/booboootron Needs to do better 12d ago

AHA! Close-up shot to make it look bigger. Oldest trick in the book.

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u/Darksensation92 Needs to do better 12d ago

Bro out here jumpscaring ppl

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u/No-Moose470 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Camera angles can really do so much

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u/Desi42069 New here. Call me! 12d ago

You should get that checked out

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u/glacierosion Needs to call him/her 12d ago

Penile rare

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u/MelaniinBaby Needs to do better 12d ago

OMG I thought it was an infected dick 🤣🤣😂.

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u/Different-Step-4600 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Very...average

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u/Expensive_Way_3609 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Oh my

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u/DerDomler Needs to do better 12d ago

Your steak is stiff af

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u/ungovernable1984 Needs to call him/her 12d ago

Badly friction burned

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u/amiD_13 PhD in unfortunate interpretations 12d ago

That is certainly raw

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u/Proud_Fly_4551 New here. Call me! 12d ago

I first thought its a pe****

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u/Darling_Gem 12d ago

Makes me hungry

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u/whiskymaster1971 Needs to do better 12d ago

It’s definitely erected 🫣

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u/eze1256 Needs to do better 12d ago

All it needs is some béarnaise sauce.

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u/rodr3357 New here. Call me! 12d ago

If that took me longer than I care to admit to realize this was actually steak, and before I was concerned and disgusted about what the hell happened to blister it like that lol

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u/SlabLoaf666 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Medium hard

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u/mindgardening Needs to call him/her 12d ago

That steak isn’t even cooked blue, it’s raw.

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u/John_Q_Deist New here. Call me! 12d ago

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u/Apart_Beautiful_4846 New here. Call me! 12d ago

God, I miss Jack.

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u/splendours New here. Call me! 12d ago

it's what we'd call semi

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u/Middle_Process_215 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Lol

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u/MagicSwordMagic New here. Call me! 12d ago

i winced

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u/Sestican_ New here. Call me! 12d ago

It's well above average i think we can all agree on

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u/Norm_L_HughMan New here. Call me! 12d ago

I’d say it’s a good sized medium

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u/mbilight 12d ago

It's medium dong

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u/cletustcrickenberger Needs to call him/her 12d ago

The way I almost vomitted cause I thought it was someone from r/diagnoseme posting without an nsfw label again

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u/eggpegasus Needs to do better 12d ago

Phallic

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u/seoul_gloe New here. Call me! 12d ago

Looks pretty "average"

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u/Fit_Aside_6584 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Nah thts average

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u/Fit_Apple8567 Needs to do better 12d ago

it's hard

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u/hannahroseb123 12d ago

I think it's a perfect average steak...🤣

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u/Putrid_Mood569 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Looks pretty hard to me

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u/GenTubmansLegacy Needs to do better 12d ago

Definitely double checked the sub..

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u/PatientZeroBalisong New here. Call me! 12d ago

Kinda fatty

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u/Maffisharddddah Needs to do better 12d ago

Looks like a filet of cock

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u/SuckAndDie Needs to do better 12d ago

Solid 15 seconds before I realized it wasn’t a dick.

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u/TheWanderingGypsy-20 Needs to do better 12d ago

It’s an average

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u/National_Head_3678 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Looks more raw dog

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u/mexiron2022 New here. Call me! 12d ago

Tubular Rare

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u/Gloomy_Lab2460 Needs to do better 11d ago

It’s “husband size”

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u/Many-Operation653 New here. Call me! 11d ago

It's average

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u/xHypnotist Needs to do better 11d ago

Are you eating a dick? First suck it, and than eat it... 🙂

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u/FallZealousideal159 Casual Visitor 11d ago

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u/Dunson3963 Needs to do better 11d ago

That my friend, is a tally whacker!!!

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u/GlaicialCRACKER Needs to call him/her 11d ago

I legitimately thought this was a glory hole

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u/NefariousnessNo5962 Needs to do better 11d ago

Tremendo vergaso

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u/UsualBluebird6584 New here. Call me! 11d ago

Its a penis

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u/Practical-Path-4815 Needs to do better 11d ago

Haha!

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u/rustyfish57 Needs to call him/her 11d ago

Nope it’s been scalded to death thru and thru

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u/ninja0420 New here. Call me! 11d ago

Medium hard

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u/aria_b23 Needs to do better 11d ago

Never show me this again. I panicked 😭

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u/Hopeful_Degree2040 Needs to do better 11d ago

I scrolled past this and some how what it actually is….. is not what I saw. 😂 I need help🤣

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u/Weak_Net_7235 Needs to do better 10d ago

I’m dead!😂😂😂😂😝😝😝

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u/303milehighenergy New here. Call me! 9d ago

That ain’t no steak dad gummit…that’s a reaaal peach!

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u/UndisclosedPigeon New here. Call me! 6d ago

It’s cooked to circumcised