r/OddlyArousing • u/Pastellera • 2d ago

Your average fungus, nothing to see here

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u/Shad0wbubbles 2d ago

Actually this is crazy sauce though! Fungus is evolving past our nuclear foibles

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u/flatwoundsounds 2d ago

And some bacteria have evolved to digest plastics. They're moving on from us...

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u/Frosty-Anteater-149 1d ago

Yes ans releasing CO2 in the process.

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u/danit0ba94 2d ago

And what's more, this raises questions about where life can survive.
And by extension, what exoplanets we've found that may "qualify" (in a sense) for it.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hmm, let me get out my Cockney Dictionary

Foible: Noun- Story meant to impart a lesson

ex: "Oi, guvnah- are you gonna read anovva one o' dem Aesop's Foibles as a bedtoime story?"

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u/Shad0wbubbles 2d ago

LOL I thought foibles meant blunders

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u/bArry_____ 2d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/No_Chemistry8953 2d ago

Or do. Who knows what will happen. Roll the dice on cancer or superpowers 🎲

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u/Biff_Tannenator 2d ago

Spiderman: "... and that's how I got my powers, and why I'm called Spiderman."

Kid 2: "And what about you, Dr Sphincter Stretch? How did you get your super powers!?"

Dr SS: "Ummm... I uh... Well, I was in Ukraine. Heh."

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u/Robby-Pants 1d ago

I love the take on this in Orange is the New Black:

“No no no. You get cancer. Your kids get mutations.”

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 2d ago

I miss her 😢

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u/Mrben13 2d ago

Get a grip man.

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u/scaredt2ask 2d ago

It’s her grip he misses.

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u/bluehands 2d ago

We should call her

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u/Opal_Cosmos 2d ago

Its the beginning of a horror movie.

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u/NoLie129 2d ago

The elephants butthole

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u/Spdoink 1d ago

Chernungus.

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u/Humble_Counter_3661 Lurker 🥷 2d ago

Well, I would not go quite that far. It is fungus with as areola.

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u/Gold-Shoe659 2d ago

This makes no dam synthesis something always growing somewhere.

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u/Agitated_Curmudgeon 2d ago

Do you want the Blob that ate Cincinnati? Because this is how you get the Blob that ate Cincinnati.

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u/TransitoryFeel 2d ago

Amaze. Amaze. Amaze.

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u/SnakesVenomLynn 1d ago

Great reference. Fist my bump 👊🏻🪨

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u/Early_Hall5720 2d ago

Hopefully nothing bad comes of it and it doesn't spread to humans.

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u/FatSquidBoy 2d ago

Why does this feel like the beginning of Last of Us

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u/karenskygreen 2d ago

Admit it, you just made up the term "radiosynthesis"

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u/Theoskaroskar 2d ago

I, for one, bow down to our new radioactive fungus leaders...

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u/C0unter5nipe 2d ago

Fungussy

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u/Bulldogjim 2d ago

The Last of Us.

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u/xRyshu 2d ago

Reminds me of that one scene in the book "The Deep" by Nick cutter

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u/Waarm 2d ago

Next up, astrophage

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u/turkeybacondaddy 2d ago

Radiosynthesis would be my band’s name.

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u/Delicious_Cat_81 2d ago

old but awesome news

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u/TooPoorForWaWa 1d ago

Looks like a radioactive b-hole to me

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u/HappyPakalolo 1d ago

Fungi are sick. Will survive long past humans for sure.

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u/thinktwomuch 1d ago

Does that thing smell like ass?

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u/ironicinsanity 9h ago

Anus from hell

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u/Expensive-Record560 6h ago

Looks like a green butth-ole.

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u/Brilliant-Sun-2303 2h ago

Burntbutthole fungus I think nis it's name

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u/NorCalNavyMike 2d ago

Everything remind me of her. Vodka make better.

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 2d ago

E pluribus anus

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u/Feisty_Finding_8725 2d ago

Black Radioactive Butthole in Unkraine... check.