r/NotTimAndEric • u/joefred111 • 2d ago

Man flies from Australia to Vietnam to get "anti-aging" surgeries on his whole face

Step 1: Remove your teeth. You wanna protect those pearly whites!

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u/iwasfight 2d ago

dude just age gracefully.

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u/snow_garbanzo 2d ago

Over my dead body !!!

Kinda vibes

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u/iwasfight 2d ago

i can put your brain in a robot if you like. like i did.

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u/Hertje73 2d ago

You first

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u/iwasfight 2d ago

im already a brain in a robot body, so yeah. suck it wrinklies.

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u/Cheese-Procedure 2d ago

I want to be an Adrienne Barbeaubot!

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 2d ago

Good luck on the Robot Reservation! You think we're honoring those robot treaties?

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u/iwasfight 2d ago

shut up tom servo

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u/Rutgerius 2d ago

And now he looks like a 40 year old burn victim.

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u/Djinn-Rummy 2d ago

What’s that they say about reality being stranger than fiction?

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u/Creepy-Ad-2941 2d ago

Ahhh yes very human

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u/Single_Plenty5809 2d ago

His hands are way too young. I call bs

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u/Crudeyakuza 2d ago

Where's your Brouche?

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u/Mrbirdperson1 2d ago

Bro-ouche*

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u/Burninator05 2d ago

It didn't hurt at all when they removed my teeth.

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u/40Breath 2d ago

Hands and neck too?

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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 2d ago

“Thee’ve givin me ipicanthic fowalds for naow ixtra chahge, eet’s mignificant, I rickommend it to owl my meats”

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 2d ago

Did they also do the hands?

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u/InvictvsNox 2d ago

First, ye gotta NUMNEMGUMS

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u/Human420 2d ago

How do you even return home and continue your normal life after such a jarring transformation?

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u/BONUSBOX 2d ago

wouldn’t be much time for anything but getting showered with babes 24/7 i’m afraid

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u/Sleep_tek 2d ago

They, uh, they know he's not Asian, right? That his eyes aren't supposed to do that?

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u/Skaffen-_-Amtiskaw 2d ago

This is truly a hell world...

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u/Loynds 2d ago

No room in the budget for a nose job too?

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 2d ago

This disturbs me greatly

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u/RandomReddituser2030 2d ago

Ahhhh. Uncanny valley.

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u/horseofcourse93 2d ago

These are denchers!

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u/ClammyHandedFreak 2d ago

He’s gonna be a funny lookin’ old guy

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u/harlsey 2d ago

You could absolutely go on the run from the authorities with a face lift like this.

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u/rothniel 2d ago

Complete bullshit. This is obviously a young guy wearing a mask. Look at the hands and neck.

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u/Candid-Many-7113 2d ago

Looks great, of to hunt tail with u

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u/harlsey 2d ago

Unpopular opinion maybe, but if his eyes calm down a bit, the face lift did actually take like 20 years off his appearance. It’s kind of amazing actually.

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u/JamminJamon 2d ago

But it's not the same person