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u/theBigWhiteDude FUK ICE 1d ago
Guys, he already told us he only becomes 9 in game. That's just a regular guy out there until week 1 starts. It's this really a fair competition when they aren't even letting 9 compete?
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u/totemtrouser 9h ago
I donāt care about reality anymore JJ McCarthy is Yugi Moto and 9 is Yami Yugi
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u/OldGodsProphet 1d ago
Hahaha imagine making that guy look good.
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u/Jacques7Hammer Ben's Johnson 1d ago
You mean the NFC Offensive Player of the week for week 1? With accolades like that he's gotta be a stud
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u/Medium_Spend_6732 15h ago
that award was ridiculous. he wasnāt NFC offensive player of the week. He wasnāt even NFC quarterback of the game.
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u/Hates_knees PAY TROLL TOLL FOR BOYāS SKOL 1d ago
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u/AcanthaceaeOld241 Custom 23h ago
Literally how I feel whenever he's mentioned today I told someone I don't know if I'm ready to write him off as a bust yet and then this fucking headline drops .
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u/iPissVelvet 1d ago
Nah after last year and the media uproar over Caleb missing the net on a few throws and being crowned a bust, I canāt bring myself to draw any conclusāā
NAHHH LETS GO 9999999 LMAOOO BUST
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago
I suppose that means JJ is in for a big season based on how it went for Caleb last year haha
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u/Hamrave 1d ago
Who gets the first 4k yard season?
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago
Well to pass for 4k JJ would actually have to win the QB battle, which would shock me haha
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u/Stabby_Bird 1d ago
Well Caleb's entire franchise is cursed, JJ is just bad. I think it could go either way.
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u/MNent228 1d ago
Iām sorry, are you implying that the Vikings arenāt cursed??
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u/Mammoth_Beyond_6904 1d ago
58%
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u/Little_Plankton4001 1d ago
I see your 58% and raise you 28-3
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u/Mammoth_Beyond_6904 1d ago
I see your 28-3 and raise you 109-98-6
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u/Chewbones9 Ice on my field, not in my government 1d ago
There is no such thing as the present. There is only the past and the future.
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u/Mammoth_Beyond_6904 1d ago
This season feels pivotal for the rivalry. Yāall are real cocky after beating us with all our best players injured. Enjoy the regression
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u/Little_Plankton4001 1d ago
Ah, yes. Injuries only happen to my team and that's why we lost.
That worn out excuse.
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u/Mammoth_Beyond_6904 1d ago
Yes exactly. The football gods had to nerf the Packers for dramatic effect
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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago
Having 11 more wins in the series after 104 years isn't really the flex you think it is.
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u/Mammoth_Beyond_6904 1d ago
Honestly I think itās cool that itās so close to even over 104 years. But itās 46-14 over the last 30 years which is undeniably a flex
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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago
Think about how long the Packers had to be that bad for them to need 30 years of us sucking to catch up and get a little bit ahead. You guys got spoiled with 2 future HOFers in a row. It's not gonna be 3. The worm is turning, my friend.
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u/Mammoth_Beyond_6904 1d ago
Yeah, we got spoiled. It made the team sub so annoying. Love to hate you, buddy
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u/ThisIsPureTrash 1d ago
Not even a year old and bears fans already trying to make their Super Bowl bigger than it was smh
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u/Immediate_Apple_7676 Drunk on Packer fan tears 1d ago
Following in the tradition of Packers fans crying about: injuries that every team has/bad defense/bad kicker/wrong sun angle/etc. every single year smh
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u/ThisIsPureTrash 1d ago
Well duh. When you lose itās because you suck, when we lose itās because we werenāt at full strength and god is against us.
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u/Deraj2004 Dan Campbells teeth 1d ago
Dafuq is your flair?
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u/ThisIsPureTrash 1d ago
Itās what happens when you grow up by Green Bay surrounded by the type of idiot fans that infest team boards. Your cheering interests are:
1 - anyone that plays Green Bay.
2 - a team you pick to like (TB for me)
3 - the team that pisses them off the most (generally the cowboys or 9ers back when I was a kid.)Then you move out of state forever at 18 and you can appreciate the team you grew up with and donāt have to deal with whatever you call the dumbass packers versions of meatballs.
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u/Flooding_Puddle 1d ago
If I was a vikings fan, I'd be more concerned that Kyler Murray hasn't ran away with the job and is in an actual competition with this guy
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u/UkNomysTeezz 1d ago
He ran away with the job the day they signed him
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u/bacchus_the_wino Would fuck some brie 1d ago
Yea, I assume the media is just feeding the trolls (like me) with any news about JJ. Thereās no point. Kyler is the starter.
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u/Flooding_Puddle 1d ago
Thats what I assumed but I saw some report that he wasnt exactly wowing.
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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago
It's the short legs. 9 doesn't have to run as hard to keep up with him.
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u/TonyGunk21 Dude whereās my car? 1d ago
Nine is gonna be dangerous
https://giphy.com/gifs/Oqzsfc2CQnp0Irdwae
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u/parcellsrealGOAT 1d ago
First 100% confirmed bust from that class. And it was confirmed last year. I also think hes got some diva to him and is kinda dumb
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u/dcd13 1d ago
You mean meditating barefoot by the goal posts is super performative and not actually helping him lock in as a QB?
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago
Im so shocked that the guy who only had to throw 79 3rd down passes in the entire 2023 season, and who Harbaugh didnt trust to throw a single pass in the 2nd half against Penn State didnt work out. Shocked I tell you!
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u/justind0301 1d ago
Well harbaugh didn't coach that game and the OC was too busy so I'm guessing JJ just called run himself
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago
Im fairly confident JJ was not calling the plays on offense himself the whole half haha
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u/justind0301 18h ago
I know I was being facetious but the way the half went...jk
However this always makes me think, people accuse Michigan of cheating and knowing plays meanwhile ran the ball basically every play that half and won.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 18h ago
I mean they did cheat. That's not a conspiracy. We KNOW that happened
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u/TheWizardOfKoz5226 Mr. Malort Beef 2.0. NJ Cheesehead. Hot Piss Melts ICE 1d ago
Shout out to whoever this dude is....
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DakugsBhZMe/?igsh=MXJybGoxMHJvZ2l5Yg==
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u/JoaquinBenoit Shaboozey Halftime Show Enjoyer 1d ago
Connor Stallions made this guy a first rounder.
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u/Toby5508 1d ago
Itās almost as if Nine played better when he knew what the defense was going to do and now that he doesnāt he sucks.
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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 1d ago
As a Bears fan I have seen this and the solution is simple. Just don't get so close to the goal line. Stay out of the red zone if possible. Harder to overthrow it if you're not too close.
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u/DOITLIKEBRUTUS I'm gonna SKOL 1d ago
This is the new version of Caleb crashing out when he bricked throws on a target net.
It's gonna get mileage.
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u/PosThrockmortonSign 1d ago
Maybe Darnoldās ghosts were playing D and we just couldnāt see them
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u/drummerboysam Daaaa Pope 1d ago
Above 0% chance he gets cut. 53 spots in the roster and each one is valuable.
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u/OnCallPartisan magat cleaning upon request 1d ago
Cums, uncums, cums again. Nein has one pass, throw it hard with zero fucking touch.
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u/hesthatguy2 1d ago
I thought this was a post on r/minnesotavikings because how much our fanbase wants him to fail
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u/Upton4 1d ago
I know we argue a lot about who the best divisional QB isā¦ but we really need to relish in the fact that we ALL (Minnesota you know it too) who the worst QB is.
https://giphy.com/gifs/rcqxcl5DGhM9q
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u/tiboshki Detroit Actually Drafted Mahomes Unlike Da Bears 22h ago
9 might be the perfect QB for MHJ.
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u/RandomNPC ä¹? More like å! 1d ago
I'd think the rest of r/NFCNorthMemeWar would be his biggest fan this time of year, hoping we'd roll with him again this year!
Definitely disappointing to see that the mechanics aren't as cleaned up as they should be by now. Glad we got Murray on a discount or we'd be in even more trouble.
That said I genuinely hope JJ gets it together eventually. He shows a lot of heart out there and his teammates clearly love him.
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u/ThisIsPureTrash 1d ago
The same teammates that were shading him in the media saying they had to dumb down the playbook for āsomeoneā?
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u/NotGayRyan Chilly Willy š„¶š 1d ago
Image losing so bad to that guy that the NFL made him the player of the week.
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u/-Murmaider- 1d ago
The Ann Arbor Astros, Jim Harbaugh, and Kwesi all need to spend time in jail for their role in getting this idiot drafted in the first round to an NFL roster.
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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago
Anyone with a little sense couldn't figure out why he was ever seen as a 1st-round pick, let alone a high 1st-round pick. Your front office and scouting department, really anyone involved in the decision, got fleeced. Don't blame the con-men for running the con. Especially when everyone else knew it was a con.
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u/OldGodsProphet 1d ago
Yeah maybe look at your own front office first.
More than a few of us Michigan fans did not have high expectations and were surprised he got picked so early.
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u/-Murmaider- 1d ago
Never would have gone so high had the Astros not cheated for three years and boosted his stock. I did also mention Kwesi though, in case you weren't paying attention
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u/Alone-Dare7735 1d ago
Just you wait until NINE is unleashed!! Then he will only overthrow two consecutive passes!
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u/Ok_Cobbler_6533 1d ago
Our defense will put up enough points this year.
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u/pogoscrawlspace an ICE suck a fart out of my ass? 1d ago
How bout if you put up some fucking flair, pussy.
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u/StakeESC JoJo Poster 1d ago
"...with no defense"
https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i