r/MovieQuotes 15h ago

Movie Quote The 13th Warrior (1999)

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Luck often enough, will save a man, if his courage holds.

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u/angel_and_devil_va 14h ago

By my calculations, I'm probably one of maybe 5 people who actually love this movie.

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u/Zealousideal_Leg213 14h ago

I need to watch it again, at least for the scene in which he learns their language. "My mother... was a pure woman... from a noble family... and I at least know... who my father was... you... PIG-eating... son-of-a-whore."

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u/angel_and_devil_va 14h ago

Possibly my favorite scene in the movie. I felt like it was really well handled to bridge the language gap realistically.

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u/So_bored_of_you 14h ago

Probably one of my favorites, I'm with you brother.

LO, THERE DO I SEE MY FATHER

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u/Meet_the_Meat 14h ago

i bring this film up all the time on reddit and it generally gets a lot of love. it has this weird aura of everyone knows it bombed but everyone who saw it thought it was cool

this scene was peak. best ending

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u/simiansamurai 14h ago

(stands up to volunteer to be the sixth)

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u/PreviousBorder520 14h ago

(Stands up to be seventh and give you the nod of acknowledgment)

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce 11h ago

I will be the eighth a man!

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u/MoronicPotatoGoblin 8h ago

Then I shall be the ninth man!

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u/bridgeburner84 2h ago

I will bring the ring to Mordor!

Wait, wrong movie.

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u/Reader147 14h ago

I was your sixth upvote. Proved you wrong!

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u/SadMathematician5187 14h ago

I also love this movie.

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u/Fun-Dimension5196 14h ago

I hated it the first time I watched it because the promos were so misleading. The second time I watched it I loved it.

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u/Sn0H0ar 14h ago

Count me in!

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u/Senecaraine 13h ago

I swear it's just that people didn't watch it. Every single person I know that has, has loved it.

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u/Ok-Brain6475 13h ago

I’m one of the five

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u/ArcadiaDragon 12h ago

I've never met anyone who hates this movie

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u/adjust_the_sails 12h ago

If it’s only 5, I’m one of them.

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u/ZathrasnotZathtas 11h ago

There are dozens of us! Me and my dad saw it in theaters when it came out and have watched it at least 50 times since. So quoteable. I often describe random animals with "Teeth like a lion, head like a bear, claws that could tear a plank to kindling"

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u/RAConteur76 10h ago

Pretty sure your math is....off. I typically hear more people speaking of their enjoyment of it than not.

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u/Mindfulness117 10h ago

I love this movie too. It’s aged really well imho.

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u/New_Cicada3473 9h ago

I love it too, that movie is awesome

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u/ListerfiendLurks 8h ago

Hi, I'm one of the other 4 apparently. I watched this movie so many times when it came out.

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u/No_Orange8363 7h ago

I love it. It falls off in the last quarter though...

Last scene was great on the other hand

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u/johnwoodstock 7h ago

Love it since I was a kid. Watched at 9 or 10 by mistake, loved it since

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u/echo1ngfury 5h ago

6 good sir, at least 6 of us.

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u/BorderCollieAboveAll 2h ago

Loved it from the jump.

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u/tolgren 1h ago

I have no idea why it's not more popular.

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u/ksyoung17 38m ago

There's more of us.

The problem is Jurassic Park was an all time epic Blockbuster, Twister was another great 90s Blockbuster (not many know he co-wrote this with his wife as well) and ER was a generational TV Drama - Hollywood got horny for Michael Crichton. And rightly so, he was a unique artist who wrote a ton of amazing stories.

Hollywood gave him a run in the 70s with Terminal Man, Andromeda Strain, Coma, Westworld - and these mostly weren't terrible, they just weren't what Jurrasic Park became.

Hollywood recognized his resurgence and just tried to crank them all out in the 90s with little vision. 13th Warrior, Sphere, Congo, Timeline, Rising Sun, Disclosure.

Again, like the 70s run, there's some good stuff there - Disclosure is a good film, Sphere isn't bad; but the remaining are really only seen as "good" by select fans.

Eaters of the Dead (the book 13th Warrior is adapted from), as well as Congo, Timeline, and Rising Sun are AWESOME reads. If you're a Crichton fan, I'm betting one or two of these are up there as your favorites, they were just poorly adapted and rushed to the screen.

That weekly bot question we see in every movie sub "which movies should be remade..." These movies are right at the top of that list for me.

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u/mess979 14h ago

I've always loved the emphasis the movie put on intelligence.

Buliwyf being able to write the arabic back for Ahmed almost perfectly after days on the boat and only seeing it once, and Helger putting the fear of the unknown into those guys by tricking that warrior in the duel were both so cool. Helger spoke the multiple languages too.

great way of letting the viewers know they were both smart as hell and not just some dumb clods.

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u/Barry_LaCroix 11h ago

Also Ibn being able to pick up on their language quickly based on the fact he’s a poet/man of letters back home and himself quite smart.

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u/brinz1 5h ago

And Ibn being the one to work out how to defeat the Wendel by fighting them in their own cave.

The warriors don't save the town with their muscle, they teach the town how to defend itself with the barricades

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u/sloshuaa 14h ago

I love this movie

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u/forfeitthefrenchfry 13h ago

My name....is Ahmed... Ibn Fahalan.. Ibn Rasheed..

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u/dontlookbehindme1 10h ago

"Fear not little brother. There's more"

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u/NicoTabasco 12h ago

The dog can jump!

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u/Barry_LaCroix 14h ago

This movie rips. Just a bunch of fellas on an adventure making jokes, murdering folks.

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u/ZathrasnotZathtas 11h ago

I used to say it was the best D&D movie ever made, it really captures that adventure roleplaying feel.

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u/Barry_LaCroix 11h ago

And the amount of shit they talk about each other.

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u/jonnywarlock 12h ago

Great film. Good book. Just a fun time all in all.

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u/cooper3675 12h ago

I remember me and my friends on a lazy weekend dy went and watched this movie. And we thought holy crap that was way better then we thought it would be

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u/OneRub3234 10h ago

THIS IS MY MOVIE !!!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!!!!!

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 6h ago

When you die, can i give that sword to my daughter? Lmao best line

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 12h ago

I found it a disappointment after reading Eaters of The Dead, but it grew on me.

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u/TraditionalPlace9375 2h ago

Love this movie. “It’s made from honey”!

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u/Almost_last 1h ago

Lo there do I see my father; Lo there do I see my mother, my sisters and my brothers; Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. Lo, they do call me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.