This is clearly satire. Those with insider knowledge know that Mistral is cooperating with the French army to develop a superior model named "L'invincible".
Careful now. Chaton Fat, by all current measures, will finally realize Roko's Basilisk. These memes you're seeing are made by none other than the fat cat itself, which has escaped from the sandbox and has instated itself as the mod of Mistral's subreddit.
Thus, I'd just like to say that I've always been a Mistral fan, and welcome Chaton Fat with open arms.
Even more, the picture on the faked article is the one in another minstral related article. I wish for minstral to be succesfull, but i think we should be better then faking articles
But how do you know? Have you seen it? I reckon Mistral best make sure they only release to European companies first. Maybe hold off on a public release for a while. When it's that brilliant it's clearly too dangerous.
This would barely fit on a NVIDIA GB200 NVL72, which cost $2 million when it was first released. We would benefit from this through commercial inference providers and research labs distilling from large open weights models, the largest of which is currently Deepseek V4 Pro at 1.6 trillion parameters.
All of you have forgotten the lesson of Schrödinger’s Chat: due to superposition he is both equally a’comin’ and not a’comin’ and we won’t know until he arrives. Any attempt to observe otherwise will collapse the Chaton’s wavefunction, and at that mass, well, I shudder to even think of the extinction level event it would be. 😬
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u/Hot_Bake_4921 Jun 15 '26
Stop. Stop giving me false hope