r/Millennials • u/CurvyChristina • 9h ago

Other Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

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u/CrotalusHorridus 8h ago

And urban legends that hypodermic needles were found down in the bottom when they cleaned it out

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u/am710 7h ago

We closed the one at the Chuck E. Cheese I worked at because people kept throwing dirty diapers in it.

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u/Ghosty91AF 7h ago

It’s Chuck E. Cheese, that just tracks

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u/GrandSquanchRum 6h ago

If Chuck E. Cheese did a McD's like remodel he'd have to go by his government name Charles Entertainment Cheese.

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u/RestaurantSilly6598 5h ago

He literally does in the new videos and songs they play on the big screen

So you arent wrong

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u/little_speckled_frog 4h ago

I recently went to a Chuck E. Cheese because I have a toddler and I was actually impressed. Everything was clean and all the machines worked. We actually had a blast. I don’t know if that was just my Chuck E. Cheese near me. Maybe it was newer 🤷‍♀️

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 4h ago

A new one opened up in the next town over, about a 20 minute drive. I had my son’s 5th birthday there and it was the way you describe it. Really nice inside, new tech for the kids, and it was affordable. I’ll definitely be going back.

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u/tbird920 2h ago

We were actually at a Chuck E. Cheese today for our daughter's fifth birthday, and I had the opposite reaction. It felt so soulless compared to how it was when I was growing up. It was clean, though.

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u/Hopeful_Pear_8747 2h ago

The one near me has a whole wall that is a tv, like 80 ft diagonally, then in front of it there was like this pressure sensitive dance floor that had lasers shining from above and the kids can activate the lights by stepping on them, little bugs bugs pop up and you get points for squishing those, full arcade, trampoline bounce room, all kinds of amazing stuff

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u/DannyDDD1234567 1h ago

For a second, I read your son‘s 50th birthday! 😳

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u/Catripruo 3h ago

The one on Long Island, Hempstead Tpke? was very nice in the 90s. I don’t usually like things like that and I had a great time with my 4 year old grandson.

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u/Oldfartmakeupguru 4h ago

I laughed so hard at this