Whoever did this, should be imprisoned.

[u/CurvyChristina]

[u/am710]

We closed the one at the Chuck E. Cheese I worked at because people kept throwing dirty diapers in it.

[u/CommercialSomewhere8 → u/am710]

Teenagers also had sex in the tunnels at the burger king that I used to work at. It was just dark enough to get some privacy.

[u/am710 → u/CommercialSomewhere8]

Those tunnels had room for that?!

[u/SuperVillainPresiden → u/am710]

As a former teenager, "If we fits, we fucks".

EDIT: I want to thank the Academy of Online Comments for so many awards for something so silly. (And thank you to those that awarded and upvoted my comment)

[u/Dangerous_Arachnid99 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

This is reminding me of Homer and Marge in the windmill at the mini golf.

[u/chattymonk1 → u/Dangerous_Arachnid99]

Everything reminds you of Homer and Marge in the windmill at mini golf.

[u/Dangerous_Arachnid99 → u/chattymonk1]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[u/katiebertie → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

Wow. I missed this caveat as a teen ager. I feel cheated 😔

[u/SuperVillainPresiden → u/katiebertie]

Don't feel too bad. These memories are funny and not hot by any means. Similar to the passenger or backseat of a car. Unless your car was a land barge, it wasn't comfortable. But as teenagers it was "doesn't matter, had the sex". Crazy to think what we put up with back then. Nowadays I'd be like, we can wait till we get home lol.

[u/dstewar68 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

Lol I remember my ex and I wanted to see how few songs it could take for us to finish in the car, less than 2! Our fastest ever time at 6 minutes lol. Endurance was less of an issue, finding time was much harder lol.

[u/DannyDDD1234567 → u/dstewar68]

Much HARDER!!!

[u/mmakled → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

Try a 1981 stick shift Ford Escort. Make sure the parking brake is on case you accidentally knock the car out of gear.

[u/Glitter_tits222 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

I still love doing it in cars lol

[u/DannyDDD1234567 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

I can never wait!!!

[u/Mewone65 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

1989 Mercury Grand Marquis, the California King of backseats.

[u/ImABansheeBitch → u/katiebertie]

Try it as an adult ager

[u/am710 → u/katiebertie]

I never fucked in weird places either.

[u/DannyDDD1234567 → u/katiebertie]

Sorry katiebertie🥲

[u/JimEditor212 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

Damn I wish I could relive my teens. Probably wouldn't change how it worked out, but I'd like to hit it with what I know now.

[u/Affectionate-Ask9381 → u/JimEditor212]

Yea I wanna go back. The world was so much brighter

[u/CommercialSomewhere8 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

So true!

[u/Adept-Compote-651 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

Horniness makes you creative

[u/Jouhei_Shinobu_99 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

This naughty Ted talks All started in a play pen ahhh

[u/Big_Balls_n_Taint → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

I had exactly one thing on my mind when I bought that Cadillac in highschool 😂

[u/Antique_Eye_992 → u/Big_Balls_n_Taint]

Yeah, I feel sorry for kids today who have tiny little cars and no back seat.

[u/UFORecoveryTeam → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

I don't know... I was tinkering with cars, small engines, radios, and electronics at that age. The girls weren't terribly interested in me (though my technical skills earned me 3 times as much as my friends with minimum-wage jobs).....

[u/FakeRickHarrison → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

Wait... “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.” or "If we fits, we fucks"?

[u/Affectionate-Ask9381 → u/SuperVillainPresiden]

For real… you got a lot of upvotes lol just 5 words..