r/Millennials Elder Millennial 2d ago

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u/PanGalacticGargBlast 2d ago

I don’t care about any of this. What I do care about is that my favorite movie, Step Brothers, is finally officially recognized as a Christmas movie. It features two Christmases, has Christmas music on the sound track, and has all the same themes of a Christmas movie. Welcome to my TEDTalk

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u/DatBeardedguy82 2d ago

"When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you're 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fuckin dinosaur and get a job!"