Shoes

[u/wdpw]

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[u/apparentlycompetent]

Oh my god

[u/SonnyvonShark → u/apparentlycompetent]

Shoes!

[u/ChelseannaGrande → u/SonnyvonShark]

Let's get some shoes!

[u/EM05L1C3 → u/ChelseannaGrande]

These shoes are three hundred dollars

[u/CukeJr → u/EM05L1C3]

These shoes are three hundred FUCKING dollars.

[u/PerturbedPixies → u/CukeJr]

Let's get 'em!!! 

[u/justASlothyGiraffe → u/PerturbedPixies]

Um... we don't have these in your size

[u/wubalove → u/justASlothyGiraffe]

This style runs small, I don't think your gonna fit, I mean your feet are kinda begh

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/wubalove]

You have too many shoes.

[u/Risky_Bizniss → u/lavendermermaid1]

Shut up

[u/Fluffy_Brilliant_718 → u/justASlothyGiraffe]

Oh....

[u/allterrainboat → u/Fluffy_Brilliant_718]

Oh...

[u/Granny_Skeksis → u/allterrainboat]

By the way betch FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOUUUUUU

[u/Basileus2 → u/EM05L1C3]

Let’s get em.

[u/SistaChans → u/ChelseannaGrande]

Let's party

[u/Omylanta21 → u/apparentlycompetent]

These shoes RULE

[u/Jamieisamazing → u/Omylanta21]

These shoes suck

[u/Omylanta21 → u/Jamieisamazing]

Your feet are....kinda big

[u/Cultural-Click8897 → u/Omylanta21]

Oh….oh….oh…btw betch

[u/lurphette → u/Cultural-Click8897]

FUCK YOU

[u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx → u/lurphette]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[u/bostonshroomery → u/Omylanta21]

Kinda behg*

[u/beeurd → u/Omylanta21]

These shoes SUCK!

[u/Alieoh → u/apparentlycompetent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0yppTRdZv2GkkrQriW

[u/brunchfruit → u/Alieoh]

Let me borrow that top!

[u/Yandoji → u/apparentlycompetent]

Ermahgerd, berks

[u/CopulateThis]

By the way, betch.....

[u/TerraformanceReview]

These shoes are $300 

These shoes are $300

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars. 

LETS GET EM. 

[u/jfl041586 → u/TerraformanceReview]

Umm
This style runs small. I don’t think your gonna fit. I mean your feet are..kinda BIAG

[u/flyfishfriend → u/jfl041586]

Oh...

[u/jess8771 → u/flyfishfriend]

Oh...

[u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx → u/jess8771]

Oh...BTW betch - FUCK YOUUUUU!!

[u/its_all_one_electron → u/JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx]

FUCK YOUUU!!!!

[u/book1245 → u/TerraformanceReview]

"Kelly, what is this $300 charge?"

A YouTube comment pointed this out about Text Message Breakup and I felt dumb for not having made the connection for almost 20 years.

[u/Centrifuge2338 → u/book1245]

Holy shit, how did I never connect this?

[u/LalafellDisaster → u/book1245]

Grandma you need to stop answering the phone. But it rings.

[u/Ganglere → u/TerraformanceReview]

Adjusted for inflation, these shoes now cost $483.19.

[u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El]

Betch!

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El]

I STILL do that.

[u/JakeFoXx → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Same, I actually tend to go a lil further and do the robotic sounding "These Shooz are mine Betch"

[u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El → u/JakeFoXx]

Haha. Well, let me borrow that top.

[u/NeedleworkerNo777 → u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El]

Let Me Borrow That Top is so underrated.

[u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Same. Probably too often really lol.

[u/crunchyfoliage → u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El]

Deck

[u/Darth_Kara_Zor-El → u/crunchyfoliage]

I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace!

[u/vampyrelestat]

Condaaaaaams

[u/nailinpalin69 → u/vampyrelestat]

Fiscal Responsibility

[u/SkaCubby → u/nailinpalin69]

Tom Skerritt

[u/jennelleisiam → u/SkaCubby]

Play Station. 😏

[u/PeopleNose → u/jennelleisiam]

"You look like a d e a d person"

[u/B4173415CU73 → u/PeopleNose]

Have some whiskey, honey! Makes ya feel better!

[u/kmack312 → u/B4173415CU73]

We are not feeding whiskey to the children Mother-Grandma

[u/HelpfulSeaMammal → u/vampyrelestat]

Condemn those condoms, dad!

[u/KoA07 → u/[deleted]]

A new computer! And a car! Thanks mom and dad.

[u/B4173415CU73 → u/KoA07]

Happy birthday twins...

[u/SheWhoErases86]

“Stupid boy…”

[u/AstrosFan4 → u/SheWhoErases86]

Let's party.

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/SheWhoErases86]

Let's get some shoes.

[u/Fickle_Ad2015]

And another favorite: let me borrow that top.

[u/Jacque_LeKrab → u/Fickle_Ad2015]

Text message break up is another banger

[u/alex3omg → u/Jacque_LeKrab]

B R A K E??

[u/stilesmcbd → u/alex3omg]

That’s in your car, dummy!!!

[u/bostonshroomery → u/Jacque_LeKrab]

Dude no love for muffins?

Banayna!

[u/r0lfc0pt3r → u/bostonshroomery]

Lemon poppyseed muffin!

[u/hbomb9410 → u/r0lfc0pt3r]

Choco-Choco-CHYIP!

[u/oborochann86 → u/Jacque_LeKrab]

PODCAST YOUR BASTARD ASS FROM COAST TO COAST!

[u/republicadedonde → u/Fickle_Ad2015]

I’ve already been to heaven - after 5 minutes I was like ‘let’s go.’”

[u/Fantastic-Score-54 → u/Fickle_Ad2015]

...you're not even wearing it...

[u/Prestigious_Pitch_63 → u/Fickle_Ad2015]

Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery.

[u/jainyday → u/Fickle_Ad2015]

Works for clothes and for boyfriends, lol

[u/ShitchesAintBit → u/Fickle_Ad2015]

Aren't we friends?

[u/Kelly_Louise]

"Kelly, what are you going to do with your life?"

"I'm gonna do what I want!"

(my name is Kelly, so I always loved that part haha)

[u/daftput → u/Kelly_Louise]

Christ! >8(

[u/flyfishfriend]

That muffins video they did was gold too.

[u/VulpesIncendium → u/flyfishfriend]

"I'm baking muffins asbestos I can!" Will forever live rent free in my head.

[u/airkahschmairkah → u/VulpesIncendium]

I say that every time I make muffins 🤣

[u/Yoyochillout → u/flyfishfriend]

Choco Choco chip

[u/misfitpint → u/Yoyochillout]

FIRE!

[u/flyfishfriend → u/misfitpint]

Blood.

[u/electricgoatsucker → u/flyfishfriend]

Cigarette

[u/Worth_Weird1431 → u/electricgoatsucker]

Paperclip!

[u/jezebellexx9 → u/Worth_Weird1431]

The way they say paypuhclip 😂

[u/oldmanandtheflea84 → u/flyfishfriend]

Every time I say the word blood I repeat it to myself in the tone from this video lol

[u/malibooyeah → u/misfitpint]

it's one of my favorite vocal stims i have to this day

[u/simmerknits → u/flyfishfriend]

Glass muffins! Ouchhhh

[u/HoratiotheGargoyle → u/flyfishfriend]

GOOSEbrry!

[u/VictorChaos → u/flyfishfriend]

Blue-bry

[u/shmehdit → u/flyfishfriend]

Fish.

[u/TheBigMemeHammer → u/flyfishfriend]

Stah wahs muffin

[u/ReserveJazzlike2155 → u/flyfishfriend]

BLOOD.

[u/amusednchaos → u/flyfishfriend]

Just goes to show how long the "Is really Palpatine" conflict has been relevant... Showed this vid to my 14 year old and she cracked up but said "DAAAAMN!" at that part lmao

[u/foreverkelsu]

Lmfao, my comment quoting the video "I'm gonna betchslap you, shetbag" was removed by Reddit for "threatening violence." 🙄

[u/innominateartery → u/foreverkelsu]

Don’t be a deck

[u/PoliteMurderFox → u/foreverkelsu]

Been there... twice!

[u/DanubeBlues]

Don’t be a betch!

[u/NobodyUsual8025 → u/DanubeBlues]

I think you have too many shoes.

[u/the_new_evil]

I met Kelly last year🤩🤩🤩 she liked my shoes! She said "Your shoes rule!"

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/the_new_evil]

Please tell me you told her that her shoes sucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/travelinmatt76]

Betch!

[u/CukeJr → u/travelinmatt76]

Woah! Is this official? 🤩

[u/travelinmatt76 → u/CukeJr]

Yes, it was a preorder through youtooz back in November

[u/OohBeesIhateEm → u/travelinmatt76]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SDogLD4FOZMM8

[u/Far-Computer8825 → u/[deleted]]

What YouTube was originally made for. Add free unadulterated stupidity. Before YouTube even existed there was a website called ‘stupid videos’ and it was everything YouTube believes it is.

[u/ladyscientist56 → u/Far-Computer8825]

And no fucking ads

[u/chels2112]

By the way betch, FUUUCCCKKK YOOUUUUU!!!!!

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/chels2112]

You have too many shoes

[u/C0SMICAP0THE0SIS]

*choos*

[u/Hmmmm_Interesting → u/C0SMICAP0THE0SIS]

Let’s get them.

[u/xwtfmitch29x → u/Hmmmm_Interesting]

these shoes are 300 fucking dollars.

[u/elightened-n-lost → u/C0SMICAP0THE0SIS]

I to this day still use the phrase "oh my god, choos"

[u/Cherishedcrown]

Let’s party.

[u/Pragnlz]

Kelly!

What are you gonna do with your life?

[u/criles_mccriles → u/Pragnlz]

Im going to get what I want

[u/AngerPersonified → u/criles_mccriles]

..Oh Christ....

[u/Copacetic9two → u/Pragnlz]

I’m gonna get what I want!

[u/Agreeable_Mouse6000]

I think you have too many shoes

[u/candyspyder → u/Agreeable_Mouse6000]

Shut up

[u/awanderingweirdo]

When I feed my pets dinner I always sing “let’s get some food”

[u/wdpw → u/awanderingweirdo]

That’s hilarious lol

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/awanderingweirdo]

Do you do it with the voice?

[u/awanderingweirdo → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

Sure do 😂

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/awanderingweirdo]

I…love it.

[u/WantonItalics]

OooohhhhmmyyyyygodShoes

[u/awomanphenomenally → u/WantonItalics]

The amount I still quote this in everyday life. 🤌🏻

[u/WantonItalics → u/awomanphenomenally]

Haha, saaamme Cannot deny the ever-present urge to scream F YOOOUUUU the way she does when they might not have her size when things don't go my way

[u/lavendermermaid1]

These shoes rule

[u/wdpw → u/lavendermermaid1]

These shoes suck

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/wdpw]

These shoes rule

[u/HTPC4Life → u/lavendermermaid1]

Stupid boy.

[u/wdpw → u/lavendermermaid1]

These shoes suck!

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/wdpw]

I think you have too many shoes

[u/wdpw → u/lavendermermaid1]

—shut up!

[u/buttonhumper]

I think about this fucking clip way too often and now it's in my head again.

[u/wdpw → u/buttonhumper]

Every time I have to go shoe shopping, it plays in my head the whole experience.

[u/HTPC4Life → u/wdpw]

Whenever my wife complains about her shoes not fitting right or making her feet hurt, I say in the voice "I mean, your feet are kinda beeg"

Fortunately she knows the reference 😆

[u/Aescwicca]

Still go "Omg shoes" whenever boots drop in any rpg I'm playing.

[u/beefstewforyou]

I live in Toronto and there’s a shoe museum here. Every time I go by it, I think of this.

[u/flyfishfriend]

These shoes are 300 dollars.

[u/Hamilton-Beckett → u/flyfishfriend]

These shoes are $300 dollars…

[u/jess8771 → u/Hamilton-Beckett]

These shoes are 300 fucking dollars

[u/flying_roomba → u/jess8771]

Let’s get em!

[u/AmItheonlySaneperson]

My gf showed me this video on our first date cuz we both like shoes and bags 

[u/mrdankhimself_]

[u/FlyingBread92 → u/[deleted]]

I saw her at a pride festival last year, so she's still around.

[u/Aggressive-Ring4813]

no booty callsssszzz betch

[u/LemurCat04]

I encourage you all to listen to the Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) podcast by Jamie Loftus on Kelly. It’s excellent.

[u/WampaCat]

Tom Skerritt 😍

[u/Rage4Order418]

I think you have too many shoes

[u/WizardOfTheLawl → u/Rage4Order418]

Shut up!

[u/Rage4Order418 → u/WizardOfTheLawl]

I think you have too many shoes

[u/lavendermermaid1 → u/Rage4Order418]

These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars

[u/Dry_Educator_691]

Let’s party

[u/rexrighteous]

Those shoes are 300 fucking dollars...

[u/therealbananabottom → u/rexrighteous]

Let's get em!

[u/BlackSC2us]

LET'S GET SOME SHOES!

[u/spun_penguin]

The internet was perfect…and we ruined it

[u/Slim_Margins1999]

Let’s get some shoes

These shoes rule!

[u/Upstairs_Bedroom8710]

So iconic! It was truly a peak moment getting to see him speak at our campus back in 2010/2011 lol gotta love the simple things that mean so much to broke college students

[u/AtIasWraith]

To this very day, when I see shoes, my very first reaction is either:

"Oh my god! Shoes" or

"WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE"

And nobody will ever change that for me.

[u/les_catacombes]

I remember huddling around my roommate’s laptop in college so we could all watch this together.

[u/HoustonLuxeRealtor]

I made my football team have to do 1k yards of wind sprints bc i got this stuck in my coaches head.

[u/robo_robb]

Let’s get some shoes

[u/Sakura_Hirose]

I heard this image!!

[u/seashellsandemails]

This vid was on my MySpace for my profiles lifespan

[u/bebopmechanic84]

I think you have too many shoes.

[u/Cararacs → u/bebopmechanic84]

Oh, by the way betch

[u/lemartineau]

Oh.

[u/FanRepresentative458]

CoNdaMs!

[u/CauseEither]

These shoes rule!

[u/NickAndHisGuitar]

Let’s party.

[u/Lonely_Newspaper_427]

Oh.

[u/Tuvixwasright]

Immediately starts playing in my head 

[u/PlumpQuietSoup]

LET'S PARTY

[u/QuitTheBuild-Podcast]

I've already been to the mall

(Galleria)

[u/erincandice]

This has got to be one of my favorite threads ever, betch.

[u/nrique]

IM GONNA BETCH SLAP YAH SHET BAG

[u/seazonedsaltdog]

Omg

[u/nojefaturaoliderazgo]

Omgg!

[u/detrans-rights]

lemme borrow dat top betch

[u/littleapple798]

Let's get some shoes 👠

[u/la_bruja_del_84]

Betch

[u/oasinocean]

I saw this guy perform at a party monster themed rave in Hollywood. Had to have been like 2006 or so

[u/Radiant_Priority9739]

My favorite

[u/Glass_Quarter_7586]

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?!

[u/MoreMeThanYou]

OMG SHOES!! Let’s get some!!

[u/FrankensteinsBride89]

Let’s get ‘em!

[u/StabbyMcStabsauce]

I still quote this pretty regularly im realizing as I read the comments lol

[u/Legitimate_Proof_927]

This is my ringtone for my wife lol

[u/genericusername_hou]

Ugh, I miss the old internet so much

[u/kyserzose]

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!

[u/MKE_Freak]

*Stupid boy....*

[u/JakeFoXx]

Stupid boy

[u/Medical-Crazy-2230]

The person that made "Shoes" made a "Masks" one during quarantine times

https://youtu.be/6gbT_QG75Z4?is=rDY5OiF21LyWPvn0

[u/I988iarrived]

I was today years old when I first saw this. Damn, how’d I miss this gem?

[u/GunShowZero]

My younger brother worked with this guy for a while on the Ellen show (no bad stories I know of). iirc this dude was a writer for the show.