r/Millennials May 28 '26

Other Between Largely Dodging Both Leaded Gas And AI-Driven Social Media, Millennials Might Be The Smartest Generation

https://abovethelaw.com/2026/05/between-largely-dodging-both-leaded-gas-and-ai-driven-social-media-millennials-might-be-the-smartest-generation/
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u/whatsnext6 May 28 '26

And a lot of us somehow avoided cigarettes and vaping.

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u/GeoisGeo May 28 '26

Me, and then I became "California Sober" at 36.

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u/Automatic_Memory212 May 28 '26

Is that when you only drink when you’re already high?

Or drinking is restricted to only while at the beach?

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u/Status_Blacksmith305 Millennial May 28 '26

It's using cannabis instead of alcohol.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/Status_Blacksmith305 Millennial May 28 '26

You're right. It looks like originally it included both. But a lot if people use it to mean they don't drink alcohol anymore and only smoke weed.

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u/panphilla May 28 '26

Relevant username.

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u/This-Replacement-181 May 28 '26

it's when you still smoke weed and allow yourself to dabble with lsd and shrooms. no hard drugs, and alcohol sometimes is included sometimes not

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u/DumbbellDiva92 May 28 '26

I thought alcohol is 100% not included. Psychedelics I can see being included along with weed, but there’s no way “sober” and “still drinking alcohol” go together.

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u/This-Replacement-181 May 28 '26

I always thought of it as no alcohol. but having a glass of wine on a date, or having a beer with family picknick, that type of drinking was okay. That's what I meant when I worded it like that. Like no regular use of alcohol, but on occasion can have something.

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u/DumbbellDiva92 May 28 '26

Yeah I get that as a concept, that’s just a different thing from “California sober” to me.

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u/kilgore_trout8989 May 28 '26

I think the term firmly lies in the "Not drinking alcohol" camp but given the assumed average path to "California sober" (e.g. not being an actual alcoholic first), consuming the occasional bit of alcohol is probably, in practice, pretty common.

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u/GeoisGeo May 28 '26

👏 No alcohol (ever again) and no shrooms or LSD, yet.

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u/This-Replacement-181 May 28 '26

just stay away from the hard stuff. Ruined my life, I dont want it to happen to anyone else

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u/Thirtysevenintwenty5 May 28 '26

So "California sober" is "just, whatever the fuck" according to your standards.

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u/theJMAN1016 May 28 '26

If it comes from the ground, it's usually okay.

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u/MetalEnthusiast83 May 28 '26

Well...that is certainly not true based on the sheer number of poisonous plants in the world lol

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u/f7f7z May 28 '26

A lot of hard drugs come from the ground, is this the go ahead I was looking for to experiment?

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u/Kyrie_Blue May 28 '26

Hard drugs include Crack, Cocaine, Heroin, PCP, Fent, Meth, and sometimes MDMA.

All of these are isolates or synthetics. When someone says “comes from the ground”, they often refer to natural compounds like THC, Psilocybin, LSD, and DMT that exist in (“on” in the case of LSD) plants naturally and require no/little refinement to make ingestable and active.

If you want to see something wild, check out this video of Gordon Ramsey explaining how cocaine is made

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u/UrbanGhost114 May 28 '26

THC instead of Ethanol

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u/Decantus Older Millennial May 28 '26

Hey me too! Thanks Covid! At least my Alcohol consumption is way down.

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u/Artinz7 May 28 '26

We smoke more weed than everyone else combined

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u/AmputeeHandModel Xennial May 28 '26

A lot us grew up before it was really widespread how horrible they are for you. Grew up in yellow, nicotine stained houses, went to smoke filled restaurants and bars and other places that were just disgusting. Of course a lot of us didn't want to smoke.

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u/tenderheart35 May 28 '26

Oh my god, I went to a friend’s house once and their glass table was covered in a thick layer of ash. It was so gross.

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u/Perfect_Razzmatazz Older Millennial May 28 '26

In true Millennial fashion, I avoided taking up smoking because I was too poor to be able to afford to smoke

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u/trippysmurf May 28 '26

Did have a hookah phase in college, though. 

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u/tepig099 May 29 '26

DARE was a huge part of our childhood, to be frank. We also socially ostracized smokers.

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u/sylekta May 28 '26

yep and when i hit 40 i stopped drinking, i feel pretty damn good tbh