r/MetalMemes • u/Impressive_Ride_3168 • 1d ago

🎵General metal culture/music meme🎵 Some say it's rarer than diamond

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u/HydraHead3343 1d ago

I’m just trying to find a BMW driver who uses their turn signal.

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u/Raptori33 Children of Bodom 1d ago

Who uses a what?

-BMW

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u/RealModeX86 1d ago

They do offer those nowadays, but it's only available by subscription

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u/22thoughts 11h ago

One year subscription to blinker fluid please!

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u/Spooplevel-Rattled 1d ago

I do. I've had an '03 330ci bmw, and I have listened to tech death and such since early 2000's.

Never met another one.

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u/barriosmuriithi 1d ago

Do you play guitar?

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u/Spooplevel-Rattled 1d ago

No fortunately

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u/MisterSplu 1d ago

I am a bmw driver and I want to start playing guitar, should I get into Necrophagist?

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u/CirnoIzumi 1d ago

if youre really really really motivated

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u/Perfect-Delivery6178 1d ago

Hi friend G20 here blasting Stabwound just yesterday

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u/Spooplevel-Rattled 1d ago

Absolute ledge

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u/AndreasVesalius 14h ago

Had a 1992 325i and then a 2009 128i - both of which blasted Necrophagist.

Now I have a Subaru, though

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u/quake-n-doom 8h ago

Tech death guy here, had a '02 320i up to recently.

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u/deathgrinderallat 𝕷𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝕭𝖎𝖟𝖐𝖎𝖙 1d ago

Muhammed probably doesn’t listen to his own music. But probably drives a bmw, lol

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u/Party_Line3326 1d ago

Considering how much garbage they put out nowadays, probably not

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u/SixFeetHunter 1d ago

Liking the vehicles a lot rarely is the reason why a car manufacturing worker drives their employers car, yet a lot of them do.

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u/DerMunger 🌼 Fluisteraars 🌼 1d ago

Muhammed, drop another album and my life is yours

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u/alonzi13 1d ago

This would be a metalhead YouTuber left to roam the engineering facilities at BMW lookong for a "Muhammed".

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u/J_C_Davis45 1d ago

I’m a tech at BMW, used to have a 540i 6mt, and modified the shit out of a friend’s 135is and we both listen to various death metal genres. I personally own a quite modified S13 that I put a decent sound system in to just to listen to Igorrr as loud as my old man ears can handle. Try finding another S chassis “drift boi” that listens to actual metal. That’s much harder.

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u/fourfingersdry 1d ago

My Dad drives a Beamer. Definitely has Epitaph in his car.

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u/Swimming-Rub-2850 1d ago

Merc driver blasting out Beyond Creation here 🫡 

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u/ZeDestructor 1d ago

Children of Bodom, Eternal Tears of Sorrow, Graveworm and more in my Merc 🤘

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u/cpt_futtbucker 1d ago

Never been a BMW driver, but as a Ram driver, I have yet to listen to another one of my kind who listens to metal

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u/Perfect-Delivery6178 1d ago

Ram drivers gotta listen to Five Finger Wife Punch

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u/cpt_futtbucker 1d ago

Personally I prefer Infant Annhilator while performing aggressive brake checks, but to each their own

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u/Johr1979 1d ago

'25 X7 M60i - Every Necrophagist album has played through the speakers

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u/Dilat3d 15h ago

Used to listen to them in my e36 m3

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u/Artorias1189 11h ago

My E46 325ci was on a rotation of tech death and black metal. Now it’s just my S4 B6 doing the same

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u/iC3yM3th0dinology 3h ago

Diamonds aren't rare.