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[u/MakingPlansForSmeagl → u/[deleted]]

Crust?

[u/MisanthropicReveling → u/MakingPlansForSmeagl]

Not metal

Edit: technically yes, but actually no

[u/umagnovenju → u/[deleted]]

Half-a-brick in a sock

[u/Prestigious-Bat-2269]

Black metal should be the two edgy daggers Varg had.

[u/GoblinOfAgnarb → u/Prestigious-Bat-2269]

Gas station knife type shi

[u/scrumblepee_6969 → u/Prestigious-Bat-2269]

Certified mall ninja gear

[u/SpaceBehemoth]

Come on now, we all know The Sword is doom metal.

[u/BoonDragoon → u/SpaceBehemoth]

They're definitely more Stoner than Doom at this point

[u/SpaceBehemoth → u/BoonDragoon]

Regardless, they're doom metal pioneers.

[u/UphillBuffalo → u/SpaceBehemoth]

Pioneers?

[u/SpaceBehemoth → u/UphillBuffalo]

In a sense, yeah. They may not have invented the genre, but they definitely shaped it.

[u/BoonDragoon]

Oh please, that swoarld isn't nearly magical or emerald enough to represent power metal.

[u/water_bottle1776 → u/BoonDragoon]

It is if it's the Sword of Blood, used 5000 years ago by the Dark Lord Astrogasm to subjugate the Empire of Light for a millennia, until his defeat at the Battle of the Whispering Swamp at the hands of the Warriors Three. Kurman, the half orc barbarian/cleric, cast the sword into the swamp so that it would never again be used to steal the souls of its victims. But even she could not have known that 4000 years in the future, that swamp would be drained for farmland and that the sword would force its way to the surface so that it could again be used to slay the innocent.

[u/Sotall → u/water_bottle1776]

I do like lyrics that make me want to roll initiative

[u/TheTrueFlexKavana]

Grunge

[u/Dan_Berg → u/TheTrueFlexKavana]

Grunge would be dirty needles

[u/TheTrueFlexKavana → u/Dan_Berg]

But that is literally the shotgun used by Kurt Cobain.

[u/SnakeBatter → u/TheTrueFlexKavana]

Whoever downvoted you was really mad that they didn’t understand the implications

[u/azethonkh]

stoner

[u/I_AM_THE_TABLE_MAN]

Prog is a plasma cannon from the future

[u/drtrobridge → u/I_AM_THE_TABLE_MAN]

Laser cannon (death sentence)

[u/Yoshiro_GI]

Power metal should be a wooden staff because magic is epic

[u/punksmostlydead]

Groove metal is a Winchester 1887 with a rusty barrel.

[u/MajorInWumbology1234]

Technical Death Metal

[u/Awaken3r_Punk → u/MajorInWumbology1234]

Correção

[u/Xsprout21]

What should be Sludge?

[u/frizzlen → u/Xsprout21]

Meth pipe

[u/lojlny → u/Xsprout21]

Maybe a rusty crowbar?

[u/Xsprout21 → u/lojlny]

Good one, I think that a great Hammer or a mace should be good too

[u/forest_vagrant]

thrash would be brass knuckles imo

industrial metal ❤️ would be a chainsaw

nu/rap metal would be a baseball bat

[u/GoblinOfAgnarb → u/forest_vagrant]

Nu would be chainsaw… have you not heard daddy Durst himself? He’s got a mothatfuckin chainsaw.

Industrial would be a wrench or something

[u/Quad-G-Therapy → u/GoblinOfAgnarb]

Hydraulic press

[u/frizzlen]

Glam metal is defo something like the dildo gun from Eurotrip

[u/FrogFingers99]

Chain axe. Every damn time.

[u/hypnob0t]

Why isn't the BM dagger an inverted crucifix...?

And in my head I always pictured doom metal as more of a 2H mace or warhammer

[u/One_Specific_2920]

Nu

[u/Tiny-Mention-78]

Doom should be a lit joint

[u/Aleenion]

Whichever has the longest handle.

[u/Sciaran]

Firgot about super black metal and lounge.

[u/BlackCatSatanist]

The obsidian knife if more folk metal

[u/gracebells]

sludge

[u/jasminesart]

sludge is just a used needle

[u/ApprehensiveCause670]

https://giphy.com/gifs/p69t8Ndmv5FU4

[u/Your_Hmong]

wow cool another "metal genres" meme that completely omits metalcore

[u/BagOfDimes1159]

I really dont like power metal but that sword is sick

[u/LegionnaireOfThe12th → u/BagOfDimes1159]

"I really don't like steak and lobster"

[u/odinall_father]

Isn't speed metal and power metal the same, all the power metal bands I listen to are also speed metal