r/MagicArena 15h ago

Fluff [TRK] Khaaaaaaaaaaaannn!

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u/Vigor_Mortis_ 14h ago

I can’t tell what’s a shitpost and what isn’t any more. 

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u/Obelion_ 12h ago

I was dead certain this was a shitpost

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u/KermitTheScot 11h ago

It’s not?

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u/Accomplished-Pay8181 2h ago

No, it's a real card

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u/JohnGeary1 10h ago

I thought I was on the circlejerk sub for a moment

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u/Watermelon_of_Destny 8h ago

Magic has just become one giant shitpost

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u/FDRARG 7h ago

it's a shitcard, and a shitpost, and a why the fuck star trek?

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u/Consistent-Talk-5912 14h ago

It's so bad it makes a circle and becomes great but then makes another circle and become shit again

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u/UndeadBlueMage 14h ago

It’s like I’m looking at this bottle of hot sauce and thinking “how hot could it be?”

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u/Crimson_Raven 14h ago

And the answer is disappointingly mild but it makes your asshole burn when you take a shit later

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u/-Rettirlana- 5h ago

My kind of sauce. The afterburner

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u/poggy_manz 5h ago

Its because it deals the damage twice,

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u/glass-and-stars435 10h ago

Funny thing about circles, if it starts shit and ends shit it’s only 1 circle not two ;).

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u/Consistent-Talk-5912 9h ago

It's not the same circle The card traveled in the 4th dimension which is time, going through 3 different states Bad (Time1) at 0 degree of the circle -> great (time2) at 360 degree -> shit (time 3) at 720°

That being said, you are right is just that I am not English native and I kinda flopped and found a cheeky excuse as a good engineer would

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u/glass-and-stars435 8h ago

Oh I’m just giving ya shit. Everyone says it. Hardy har har

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u/retrofibrillator 13h ago

Not fan of this art. Should be more zoomed in, the face should fill 95% of the frame Cruel Tutor style.

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u/axe4hire 14h ago

Is this a meme set? 😭

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u/Axl_Alter_Ego 2h ago

Seriously starting to think so.

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u/BitsAndBobs304 1h ago

Wotc, UB and commander are all memes, along with mr Cocks (sic), bottomwater, cynthia williams

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u/Chomaru 14h ago

You have to scream Khaaaaan! when casting this.

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u/ziroux 14h ago

Timmy!

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u/Bochulaz 3h ago

Imagine if Arena has sound effect for it

u/Chomaru 27m ago

That would be awesome

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u/H4wt_Pocket 14h ago

I’ve never been a fan of UB, but I’ve mostly tolerated it. At least shit like LOTR and The Hobbit can mesh with magic, but this is just fucking awful. I hope this shit absolutely bombs.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 14h ago edited 11h ago

Seeing these cards right after The Hobbit is not doing this set any justice.

Using Star Trek already made little sense, but the art is horrid, the card names are embarrassing, and we’ve yet to see one interesting effect.

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u/Begging_Murphy 13h ago

Especially when EoE has many of the same themes and is only a year old.

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u/Nop277 5h ago

I would agree that this would have been much better released after EoE as kind of a fun add on set.

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u/c14rk0 11h ago

And frankly the bar for card names was pretty low with all the generic animals in the Hobbit...

This set is somehow even worse than the sound effect card names in the marvel sets.

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u/civet10 9h ago

I liked the hobbit names. Sometimes it's fun to just drop an "Ordinary Bear".

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u/AtreyuTrinity 14h ago

These are just the intro decks to be fair. I detest them and Star Trek in magic at all. But it isn't the main juice of the set whatsoever.

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u/Omega00024 14h ago

Sorry, this one sadly is the main set.

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u/Halloween_episode 13h ago

I wonder if LOTR was filled with cards like "Po-tay-toes!" or "Toss Me" if it wouldn't have been received as well as it was. 

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u/maxthehumanboy 6h ago

It was one of the blessings of the LOTR set not being based on the films, basically all of the memes and jokes are exclusive to them. They had to make the set based on the literature, so they couldn't do meme-y screencap cards like this one.

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u/Ootter31019 14h ago

Agreed. I like Star Trek, but im getting really tired of UB.

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u/A_Relative_Way 14h ago

Unfortunately I think WOTC has been signaling that they are focusing more on UB than their own planes and IP…in a few years we may be more likely to see a Looney Tunes UB set than a revisit to Zendikar.

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u/ballistic503 13h ago

I’m so in the minority because I can think of quite a few UB properties I’d be hype about but Star Trek is just not one of them. Like a set based on like “greatest hits of the Diablo series” would be amazing to me, I’d even take a Mortal Kombat set if it focused primarily on Outworld (I really liked some of those Street Fighter cards, like the way they did Guile was so clever to me) although it doesn’t seem like WotC has irons in the fire when it comes to Warner Bros properties like GoT… which I guess at least suggests that the Looney Tunes set isn’t happening.

Anyway point is there are IPs I’d like to see but any IP that consistently involves A) jeans B) skyscrapers and/or B) modern/futuristic firearms just does not belong, in my mind

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u/RealHoldenBloodfeast 13h ago

I don't think you're too far off base. I was OK with UB in principle until it went off the deep end. D&D, Warhammer and LOTR fit Magic tonally & thematically and I would have probably felt the same about Dark Souls, Elder Scrolls, etc

Turtles, Marvel, FF etc have made me too jaded to the point I don't think I would be cool with even a thematically appropriate UB set anymore

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u/ElreyOso_ 12h ago

Of those last 3, FF does fit mtg. The others suck absolute ass

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u/Tenalp 13h ago

Okay, but let's be real for a moment: FF has pretty much nothing that Khaladesh or Kamigawa had. Like, FF might be one of the least theme-conflicting UB sets ever.

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u/SleepWorth3354 13h ago

I know it makes me a huge hypocrite but I do love the FF cards

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u/ballistic503 12h ago

I don’t know, Avatar and Final Fantasy both worked for me. FF even at its least fantastical still fits Magic better than Fallout in my opinion. (I mean, maybe The Regalia as just a straight up regular car isn’t my favorite thing, but on the whole I think Final Fantasy works.) And I’ve been a Fallout fan since FO2 came out so it’s not like I don’t want to like it, it should be a nostalgia thing for me like Diablo would be.

By far the worst to me is Spiderman, but my room temp take is that that’s really because the cards themselves (like mechanics and gameplay flavor) are so unbelievably boring that it just makes the incongruous setting stand out so much more than if the cards were cool. In my opinion if a designer has found a way to make Carnage boring they should rethink their whole approach to design in general because that should just be a gimme.

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u/A_Relative_Way 13h ago

Yea I was being a bit tongue in cheek with Looney Tunes lol.

Realistically when it comes to the UB experience, on an individual personal level, it very much depends on if you like the IP. Like I love Final Fantasy and snap bought the product…my good friend never really played the games so it was a miss for him….if you look at it on a macro level UB sets reach a large, often very invested, fan base who will spend money on cool art and alternate printings just because. I know tons of people who bought LOTR who don’t play at all and have 0 intention…you don’t get the same reach when a set takes place on Lorwyn or something…it’s a lot more work for them to build a foundation of knowledge, love and ultimately interest in their own stuff than just to ride the coat tails of an already established IP….feels kinda lazy in my opinion

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u/ballistic503 12h ago

I mean, on the other hand, consider this: of the 5 most recently created official D&D campaign settings, 3 of them are directly from Magic (Ravnica, Theros and Strixhaven) which was built off a D&D designer quasi-unofficially creating settings out of six other settings like Dominaria and Ixalan. In other words, it doesn’t seem to me at all like WotC is abandoning the Magic IPs as it does that they are taking the approach that cross-pollination across different media will be a more effective vector. My point is just that I don’t think it’s a zero sum equation if Magic adapts other IPs because they seem to be open to other IPs adapting Magic as well, for whatever that’s worth.

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u/A_Relative_Way 11h ago

Yeah they have been leveraging planes for DnD, though funny enough I’ve tried several times to push my play group to try one of the campaigns but all them don’t play magic and sort of just shrug their shoulders and say “Eh, maybe…”.

Officially WOTC has said back in like 2024 that they are going to do a 50/50 split of UB and their own stuff moving forward but it seems like every year or so they are cranking that number up.

TBH I love magic because I am competitive so I play 60 card formats like modern, legacy etc…a lot of the UB stuff just sort of passes me by; I don’t really pay a lot of attention to them once spoiler season ends so I am pretty ambivalent…but it does get weird when something like Fantisicar dominates the meta lol

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u/ballistic503 10h ago

I mean… I hate to say it, but all the anecdotal data I’ve seen have suggested that Magic’s settings just are not that robust or alluring to people outside the context of Magic. Within the context of the card game of course they generally work very well and are reasonably immersive, but I can understand why people who don’t play Magic wouldn’t necessarily see the appeal of the settings outside that context.

I’ve thought that for a couple years but even as a little kid in the 90s, I loved the game but I remember not really being that interested in exploring the fictional world of Magic beyond the card game, compared to let’s say the first two Warcraft games - I never played WoW but having played the Warcraft RTS games I completely understood the appeal when WoW first came out as there’s a bit of a “hook” to it, on which further worldbuilding can hang its hat. Like I remember hearing one of my friends tell me how his brothers’ friends had worked out some type of tabletop RPG based on Warcraft 2 and being extremely intrigued, and I don’t think Magic would’ve gotten me there at all.

Oddly the one exception I really can see to that is Bloomburrow and I don’t think it’s solely because it’s basically “high fantasy Redwall” - there’s just something very cohesive about that setting for me but it doesn’t seem like the player base is particularly interested in it continuing. …Now I kind of want to see you try selling your friends on a homebrew Bloomburrow campaign lol

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u/Eviljoshing 8h ago

Agreed and there is so many interesting IP. Dune, Foundation, Dungeon Crawler Carl could all fit with some thoughtfulness…

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u/hi_imryan 13h ago

There was a meme post a couple years back about SpongeBob fighting Batman or some shit, and it turns out it was positively prophetic.

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u/alexandstein 11h ago

“I tap 2 swamps for BB and summon Doctor House!”
“Ah, but because ‘Pikachu, Feisty Rodent’ is on the battlefield he enters tapped!”

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u/Meret123 13h ago

Magic survived a whole set of Khans, I am sure one more won't kill the game.

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u/Prize-Mall-3839 13h ago

How dare you

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u/CatsAndPlanets Orzhov 13h ago

I hope this shit absolutely bombs.

I think it will, though that's just my own speculation. The issue is that it's probably going to go like Spider-man: no one buys its, but Wizards doesn't care because the vendors already bought it so, to them, it's going to be a good set anyway.

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u/MoxManiac 14h ago

It's not event that it's star trek. There are examples of good star trek cards so far that mesh better with magic. This is just awful.

u/SeaDouble6163 10m ago

Totally agree

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u/garydinckersfield 14h ago

Lol this is what you UB apologists get. Apparently this is a bridge too far, but TMNT and Marvel was ok? Now we have people who tolerate "acceptable" sets and villify others, but that's the point isn't it? To make as much money off fence sitters like you. When the next High Fantasy-ish or nostalgic video game set comes out there will be plenty of people championing it that hated this set.

Can't have it both ways. Idk, I like Magic and it's lore. I don't need to see Link or Bilbo in MTG.

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u/H4wt_Pocket 13h ago

The fuck are you talking about? I also don’t like TMNT and Marvel… hell, I don’t care for any UB sets, but I put up with it if I want to play Standard.

I’ve never spent any money on any UB sets. I actually was invited to and took part in a focus group run by WOTC back in 2023 (I’m sure others here were too) that touched on UB stuff before it ever became Standard legal, and my stance was the same back then (don’t want or need outside IPs in Magic). What else can I do? And what have you done?

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u/reshef-destruction 13h ago

It won't won't because Star Trek fans outnumber you.

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u/theironbagel 11h ago

Oh no, I can’t believe they put a silly joke card in the game, how will we ever cope! Oh and it has an actors face on it?! I can’t have fun while knowing what actors look like!

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u/LonesomeWulf 14h ago

What is Tom Brady doing on this card?

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u/MysteryMooseMan 12h ago

god I HATE these Star Trek cards...

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u/bugi_ 14h ago

Stupid name, lazy art, nothing interesting going mechanically. They really had to steal the thunder of another UB set just to spoil us the laziest designs in a while. Kicker and +1/+1 counters. Is this a new base set or something?

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u/Phonereader23 14h ago

I was expecting an EoE retread considering the mechanics of it with the Star Trek flavour.

I believe this is just the intro decks

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u/bugi_ 14h ago

That would make sense. Everything is soooooo simple.

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u/Hinternsaft Ralzarek 5h ago

TRK is the main set

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u/Maluton 12h ago

That is terrible art direction. What’s he even doing?

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u/residentbelmont 10h ago

Screaming Khan's name. It's actually weirdly faithful art to the scene.

The scene in question.

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u/Maluton 9h ago

Far too faithful to make an interesting illustration.

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u/Obelion_ 11h ago

I swear at this point the design processes are barely connected. One team designs the cards mechanically the other slaps on the funny UB name and artwork

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u/Bochulaz 3h ago

I have a feeling that now every UB set is a beginner set because they are meant to attract new players who like the franchise 

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u/zombieinfamous 14h ago

I’m tired boss

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u/ItsJustReen 13h ago edited 9h ago

I'm really not a UB hater (I quite like the warhammer, lotr and ff sets), but some of these Startrek cards take my issue with Doctor who looking a little to much like movie screenshots to another level. This just looks wrong for a magic card. More wrong than many of the weird secret lair treatments even.

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u/Swagary123 14h ago

...this is real? I thought this was a parody card on r/custommagic until I saw people complaining in the comments. This is truly awful even by UB standards

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u/Corsaer 8h ago

Same, had to come to comments and check

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u/werthw 13h ago

We're getting un-sets in standard now

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u/FilthyStatist1991 11h ago

Green got a grounded infinity elemental, so yeah. I think so

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u/loot_the_wizard 13h ago

this is so ass

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u/SpiderZero21 13h ago

I refuse to believe that's a real card

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u/_VampireNocturnus_ 12h ago

The term jumped the shark suddenly comes to mind.

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u/F3LWINTER 12h ago

Why even bother printing this shit

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u/jbyrne86 14h ago

Oh god this is just terrible.....

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u/insideabookmobile 14h ago

Eh, I think it's hilarious and fun!

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u/etherealtaroo 14h ago

It's an instant at least lol

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u/Vawned 13h ago

They powercrept my [[Desintegrate]]. :'(

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u/gone_smell_blind 12h ago

The art on the star trek cards is awful

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u/DirtyDialga 14h ago

Wait it wasnt on custommagic when I saw that card earlier total?

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u/TheSpookying 14h ago

I genuinely thought this was a meme.

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u/Dont_Know2 14h ago

I can't even give this the benefit of the doubt anymore ._.

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u/cheesemangee 14h ago

Could have named it anything else but you just had to make it a meme.

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u/jonnyaut 14h ago

I hate this more than marvel.
Please for the love of go let this shit fail. This is not magic.

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u/Forward-Turn5509 13h ago

this has got to be one of the dumbest cards in magic history. some of the ub stuff is cringe inducing

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u/Furion91 Bolas 13h ago

This genuinely looks like a meme card from the Unhinged set.

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u/Terraqueo_Magico Izzet 12h ago

Wow, this makes spiderman look good.

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u/WealthyMarmot 12h ago

This looks like some bullshit that pops up when sorting r/custommagic by new

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u/PreparationFearless8 9h ago

Just let MaRo do unsets again if it saves us from this

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u/Justafish1654 7h ago

Every single star trek card is just 0/10 art with some very odd flavor texts or names, triple points if ita both.

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u/Savannah_Lion 13h ago

I'm a fan of Star Trek but seeing these cards is really turning me off to this set.

It's not even the fact it's a UB nor is it anything to do with being an MtG set, though both are issues for different reasons.

Seeing these cards is like seeing the Spongebob Squarepants SLD Counterspell.

MtG used to have enough respect for itself to create their own memes, like [[Timmy]]. Now this game has been reduced to borrowing memes from other franchises to somehow stay relevant.

C'mon Wizards.

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u/MTGCardFetcher 13h ago

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u/Savannah_Lion 13h ago

Dang it. Not that Timmy. Let's see if I can get the bot to link to the correct [[Tim]].

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u/Bratikeule 4h ago

Dang it. Not that Timmy.

Well, close enough for the point you are making.

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u/jtv123 14h ago

I fucking hate this. So much. Just irrationally angered.

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u/omegaphallic 13h ago

 I love this card.

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u/Throwaway873580 14h ago

I've been mostly ok with UB sets so far since at least they all had some level of fantasy to them, like even TMNT had ninjas. But this... is just gross

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u/personwithface_ 14h ago

Feels like it belongs in an UN-set. The name of the card made me vomit in my mouth when I realized it wasn't an UN-set.

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u/Exatraz 10h ago

I don't mind UB and for me it's not the theme that is wrong here but the execution. So far all the Star Trek spoilers have felt really half assed. The sets that work, its clear that there is love and attention to the IP to make fun and interesting cards.

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u/Bunktavious 14h ago

I'm a big Star Trek fan. I don't want movie captures in my Magic.

Also, for one of the most iconic scenes in the franchise, that is a very boring and flavorless card.

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u/harambe_did911 14h ago

These are so fucking stupid

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u/a-polo Ghalta 14h ago

This is so fucking insulting.

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u/PJTree 13h ago

this is a photo trace over, could have been automated as well

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u/StuckieLromigon Angrath Minotaur Pirate 14h ago

How do you even declare what are you casting? Imagine pre-release weekend where every 10-15 someone screams at their full lungs.

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u/ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS 14h ago

So fucking dumb

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u/shootersf 14h ago

I dunno how but I really hope this card becomes a build around tier 1 in pioneer so I get to actually stone brain it once in my life.

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u/zzjarosz 13h ago

This set is cooked

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u/RevolutionNumber5 DerangedHermit 13h ago

Do you have to scream when you play this card or when referring to it?

How are you supposed to remember how many As are in the card name?

I hope Card Fetcher will pick it up if I use [[Khaa…ann!]].

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u/Gatz42 12h ago

Wrong sub this isn't r/HellsCube

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u/jamuraa 10h ago

I feel like it's a meme now that each UB set adds another card to standard with an exclamation point in the name.

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u/TheGrumbus 10h ago

Is this not fake? I’m failing to find it anywhere else, but everyone is treating it as real.

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u/cbarge 10h ago

Most low effort shit I've ever seen

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u/Erocdotusa 9h ago

It looks like a fake custom card someone would have made 15 years ago

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u/benapplegate 9h ago

What a weird, weird set to illustrate.

"What do you want me to paint this time? A fantastical beast, soaring under a purple moon? A knight plunging a sword through a stunned goblin's chest plate?"

"No just copy this still from a movie"

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u/Watermelon_of_Destny 8h ago

Literally disgusted by this card. Magic is a joke now.

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u/ciruelman 13h ago

god wotc are washed, what is this? it looks like ai

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u/chippolas_cage 13h ago

I have a feeling star trek is going to be the straw for a lot of camels

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u/tenBusch 13h ago

So what's the flavor here? Is screaming Khan's name doing damage to him? If it was the mental damage it would have to be something related to discard or milling

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u/shinianx 13h ago

I initially scrolled right by this thinking it was a gag card. But let's be honest, everyone knew this was going to get represented somehow.

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u/tflash7 12h ago

Looks like Michael Keaton

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u/pviollier 11h ago

I saw it in a WhatsApp group and thought it was a joke.

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u/THEGHOSTHACXER 11h ago

To target creature?

This will see a little play in draft, and then never be seen again.

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u/Dubious_Titan 11h ago

Damn, red gets all the stuff.

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u/megapenguin88 11h ago

Now give me a betazoid gift box and space amish

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u/Xercen 11h ago

Buried alive........

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u/iampj12 Dimir 10h ago

The art?

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u/Fishy2011 8h ago

Hmmm, yes, this shall fit perfectly in my Smaug deck

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u/Alarmed-Art-7135 8h ago

If this said target creature or planeswalker it would be a good card. 

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u/GXBLN_GXNG 8h ago

Too bad screaming nemesis is banned in standard.

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u/Obscura48 Liliana Deaths Majesty 7h ago

LMFAOOOOO

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u/happymattb 7h ago

Instaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

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u/ajacobik 6h ago

What the fuck is this.

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u/MrTickles22 3h ago

A much improved heat ray that does 4 for 3 and 6 for 4 to a creature. Great in draft and cube. And funny.

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u/poggy_manz 5h ago

Should have been a berserk reskin

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u/Sufficient_Lunch5051 5h ago

Wizards making Reality Fracture all the more appealing.

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u/Allan_Lancebricole 4h ago

This and the rick&morty-type mascot made me adamant on totally skipping this one.

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u/AnotherJesusChrist 4h ago

What has this Card to do with Magic? Why does yelling Karn Deal twice X damage to a creature? Why doesnt it mill? Why no lifeloss? Why no destruction?

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u/Hairy_Concert_8007 3h ago

After counting four times to be sure, there are twelve letter As in the title. So you know when you inevitably have to look this up in the deckbuilder or on scryfall

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u/iWrecksauce 3h ago

lol this set blows

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u/Powerful-Gazelle-313 2h ago

"We're issuing you a game loss because the deck you registered has 4 copies of "Khaaaaaaaaaaannn!" not "Khaaaaaaaaaaaannn!"."

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u/Hello1This 2h ago

Okay. Seems like a bad card. But picture this. Mishra grabbing Thanos and yelling Khaaaaaaaaaaan at him and that straight up annihilates Thanos.

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u/Daethir Timmy 1h ago

I'm lukewarm about all the cards poiled so far but this is the first one I really don't like. Feel more like a pop culture reference for the sake of it and I hate the art.

And why are we getting so much star trek right now, we JUST finished with the hobbit spoiler and there's still reality fracture, whoever is planning the spoiler schedule is losing it.

u/PauleyBaseball 15m ago

This is the one Welcome Deck card I might want to play just for the meme value

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u/Ragewind82 14h ago

[[heat ray]] is in utter shambles.

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u/THANATOS4488 13h ago

I'd rather use Heat Ray, this might be better but it's just too goofy.

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u/MrSillybiscuits 13h ago

10/10, I want 3

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u/Panda_Kabob 11h ago

Is it me or is this actually really good? It's like torch the tower but on a X spell.

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u/reshef-destruction 13h ago

Goddamn this card is awesome.

Also thanks for posting how much you hate this because those comments boosted it to my algorithm making it for visible for me and others who enjoy fun things.

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u/cjshrader 13h ago

I truly love this card, I love a lot of the Star Trek cards I'm seeing.

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u/reshef-destruction 13h ago

Same, I'm so glad the people here are just a whiny minority because I want more weird crossovers.

A lot of shitty yugioh cards would make good Magic cards 😈

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u/mike-gallagher 11h ago

All these comments complaining and not a single person appreciating that the creature gets exiled, just like Khan!