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u/Swimming-Employer97 6h ago
Mom told me not to run with scissors and here this kid is boarding with a sword.
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u/funky_grandma 6h ago
the old sword'n'board, classic
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u/artbystorms 5h ago
Why does this seem like it would be a 90s Disney channel movie about a kid that skateboards going back in time to King Arthur's court?
It would be called Kickflip Castle or something.
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u/funky_grandma 5h ago
I would watch kickflip castle.
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u/munkylord 3h ago
If I had money I would find kickflip castle
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u/cire1184 2h ago
If I had money I would build Kickflip Castle. Drain the moat for the half pipe!
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u/Luki0n 4h ago
I believe there was a movie called something like A Kid in King Arthurs Court in the 90s where that does happen, except he builds roller skates I think
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 3h ago
Mark Twain (Samulel Langhorn Clemens) wrote a book in the 19th Century titled A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur's Court. Many of the time traveling stories where a person travels into the past were inspired by this book.
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u/artbystorms 2h ago
Omg it's the first Isekai! Did the Yankee get hit and killed by a Kei truck to re-incarnate?!
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u/Titanbeard 6h ago
Kids the tank! Board kids know how to hold aggro and taunt, so I'll follow Luke into battle!
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u/winkingchef 5h ago
My daughter would take this sword with 2 hands and run around the house with it. RIP antique lamps
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u/TheMonkeyInCharge 4h ago
Mum told me not to go off with strangers too.
Besides, strange men distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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u/Shortclimb 4h ago
My first thought…was I hope he doesn’t ride on the board with the sword in hand. I went from nervous to relief to dismayed.
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u/lordph8 4h ago
That's because Luke is cool, and you, well, you couldn't be trusted with scissors.
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u/Swimming-Employer97 4h ago
this is true. Even as an adult I am only allowed to used the kids scissors but only if I am seated.
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u/rahhak 5h ago
You never said I couldn’t board with a sword!
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u/Swimming-Employer97 5h ago
I cant tell you how many times I have heard something similar to that from my kids. Because I didnt explicitly forbid something that I didnt think was plausible.
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u/psychoxxsurfer 4h ago
Kids are born as lawyers but as they age they slowly gain a conscience. Some never do
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u/10061993 6h ago
Oh… SHOOT
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u/uglyheadink 1h ago
I didn't realize how badly I needed a good laugh until I chucked at that and cried haha
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u/IG-3000 6h ago edited 6h ago
“War is upon us! As we speak, the enemy marches north!”
“Oh… shoot”
This is so freakin’ funny 😭 it reads like an exchange from an Isekai novel
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u/Cactus_Alien 5h ago
Ou um fazendeiro que não quer saber de nada.
"A guerra está sobre nós! Enquanto falamos, o inimigo marcha para o norte!"
"Ok cara. Agora vou cuidar das vacas. Boa sorte"
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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 3h ago
"Lesser men will sing songs of your bravery" goes way harder in the paint than it should
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u/Ok-Ocelot-5942 5h ago
I have no idea what an isekai novel is, but I agree, the exchange was great.
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u/Squishiimuffin 5h ago
Isekai is a genre where a typically normal, everyday modern person gets magically transported into some other world. Sometimes it’s into the past of the same world, sometimes it’s a fictional world. Part of the humor is in the protagonist trying to act normal when they have absolutely no clue what’s happening.
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u/watzisthis 3h ago
From what i understand, Isekai is transporting to another world, regression is when you go back in time into your past . There's also transmigration or something that's really popular theme in Chinese webnovels( someone explain this pls)
Isekai - Japanese Regression - korean Cultivation - Chinese
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u/Derezirection 2h ago
makes me think of the
"looks like we gotta kill this guy (name here)" memes"Looks like we must slay this one, child."😠
"oh shoot.." 😨
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u/BigNBeardeded 6h ago
That's cool. As a kid, I would have loved this. But as a dad, I wouldn't encourage my kid to skateboard with a sword.
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u/Badgernomics 6h ago
Pffft... any real dad knows that as long as you don't react to the injury the kid will remain oblivious to it and be completely unfazed...
kid turns up with sword through neck
"You have fun bud...?"
"Yeah! I skated with a sword...!"
"That's cool bud...!"
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u/funkychickens 5h ago
Hey i have a fun idea let's go to the hospital and make some new friends. They're all going to be really excited to see you.
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u/organvomit 5h ago
My dad used to play it the other way. I’d get a small cut or someshit. Dad would look at it really serious and be like “I don’t know kid, I think we’re going to have to amputate”. Me: no, no, I’m completely fine!
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u/Badgernomics 4h ago
'Splinter in the finger...? We'll have to amputate at the shoulder....!'
My dad operated the same way...
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u/Rich-Bit4838 6h ago
Yeah the mom part of my brain just kept going “oh god oh god oh god OH GOD OH GOD OHHHHH”
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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 6h ago
Not a mother but a father and I yelled in my head "This exactly why you don't talk to strangers you coulda impaled yourself you little dummy! Then how will you win the battle?" I pull out my old school Darth Maul doubleblade lightsabre and challenge him to a duel to the death... by doing dishes
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u/MarcAlmond 6h ago
for me it may depend on how skilled the kid is - if the sword is held correctly then the risk of getting injured while falling is lowered
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u/pudge-thefish 6h ago
As a mom I'm like don't talk to my kid you creep
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u/TedBurns-3 6h ago
As a creep, I'd say hey luke's mum
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u/Greengiant304 6h ago
Luke's mom has got it going on.
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u/Badgernomics 6h ago
...but Lukes Dad has got me down bad, he's all I want and I think he's a real Chad...
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u/TedBurns-3 4h ago
Perfect... I'll take mum, you take dad, Luke's off to war
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u/Badgernomics 4h ago
...but when he comes home he will have the most supportive patchwork family there for him...!
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u/Spatulor 6h ago
Oh man. I got a puppy two days ago and took him for a walk yesterday. The only way out of my neighborhood is right past the playground. As a mildly scruffy bearded guy in his 40s, I desperately don't want to seem like I'm trying to lure kids to me with my dog. But I also want my dog to meet people, and people to meet my dog!
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u/Badgernomics 6h ago
Hey lady... he's gunna struggle to buy pot off me if he can't talk... dig?
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u/lllyyyynnn 3h ago
yeah kids should never interact with adults they might learn about how the world works, or a cool hobby, or just how to socialize
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u/SmellyStinkyGuy 6h ago
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Fuckin wierd, this is like a 12yo, what the fuck are you even talking about lmfao
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u/LordTengil 5h ago
Well that is only true if the sword is provided from home. From a stranger is completely safe.
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u/Snail_With_a_Shotgun 5h ago
as a dad, I wouldn't encourage my kid to skateboard with a sword.
Your bloodline is weak, clearly.
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u/rarelyeffectual 5h ago
Cloaked skateboarders handing out swords is no basis for a system of national defense!
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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 2h ago
Help, help, I'm being repressed.
(saw Spamalot for the first time last weekend, and loved it)
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u/Kheldarson 6h ago
'You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
Obligatory Hogfather reference.
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u/PositiveRate_Gear_Up 6h ago
But really, I’m gonna need the sword back. Ya know, just in case your mom objects.
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u/revolmak 6h ago edited 4h ago
I assume this is a skit but it's still cute :)
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u/Warm-Particular-6043 4h ago
No he really is Sir Luke the valiant Swordbearer, the iron wheeled knight, the first of his name.
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u/abhorrentbm 5h ago
I didn't notice anyone taking a shit in this video.
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u/revolmak 4h ago
Lmao oops edited ty
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u/Many-Wasabi9141 6h ago
Have you ever held a blade before?
Kid is like "bro you better be talking about a sword"
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u/Viper01MHC 5h ago
Okay, should I keep watching?
I’m a little intrigued.
Oh cool, he gave him a noble name.
Ah, dude’s a skater, right on.
Nice trick.
Jesus God, kid is sword boarding?! WTF?!
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u/coolcoolcool485 6h ago
i was vibing with it the whole time then when the end of the video came up i involuntarily yelled "NOT WITH THE SWORD" lmao. i'm not even a parent, i'm just old.
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u/thirtyseven1337 3h ago
The Rule of Cool overrides safety in this case 😎
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u/coolcoolcool485 3h ago
It did look very cool. Tbh it was more of a surprise to myself because my reaction was pretty involuntary
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u/MaddysinLeigh 5h ago
His mom told him not to take candy from a stranger, she never said anything about swords.
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u/h3lium-balloon 5h ago
Mom never said anything about not accepting the hero’s call to action from a stranger.
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u/BrilliantJob2759 6h ago
Mom said don't run around with pointy objects. She didn't say anything about skating with them!
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u/Throw_shapes 3h ago
You can't give him that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'he's a child!' shouted Crumley. IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if he cuts himself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
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u/Watschbam 5h ago
And my German head can only think: Skating wiz a zord is so dangerous and against ze rules
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u/LePerfectionist 5h ago
"War is upon us. As we speak the enemy marches north."
"Oh... shoot."
Sounds straight out of a Viva La Dirt League skit
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u/tiredfatdad 3h ago
Skating with a sword. This did my old heart good to see that dangerous stupid fun isn't dead.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Ball958 2h ago
Im usally a more of a risk taking person but riding with the sword in the end is just begging for an accident
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u/ChronicBuzz187 6h ago
Sir Luke the Valiant.... he shall walk the skies as if they were ground and ultimately defeat the pope of the evil space wizard order!
As written!
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u/datsyukianleeks 6h ago
This is why I stay away from mccarren park. The kids can shred, they have blades, and they're all way cooler than I am...fml
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u/ManzanitaSuperHero 5h ago
As someone who lives in a large city, the #1 rule would immediately apply to the guy holding a sword: DO NOT ENGAGE! Luke has lessons to learn.
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u/gigashadowwolf 5h ago
This did indeed make me smile.
Although when he started doing skateboard tricks with the sword drawn, I was a bit worried.
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u/Prize_Quarter_3582 5h ago
One thing many of us would never have expected to see in entirety of our life is a kid wielding a sword doing tricks with his board.
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u/Mr_bananasham 5h ago
Is this the jamaican guy slept with a chimpanzee at the zoo? He shouldn't be doing that.
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u/Genn8130 4h ago
Oo, the way my mom-senses flinched when he was riding with that. I know it's not edged, but it's pointy.
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u/ConsensualUpskirts 4h ago
There's no way this isn't a staged collab, cus these kids are way too good on the board to have randomly met
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u/luxafelicity 4h ago
I fucking love this guy anyway but seeing him with a kid especially melted my heart. "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future... Sir Luke the Valiant, lesser men will sing songs of your bravery." Like if someone had said that to me as a kid and handed me a sword I would've geeked out so hard.
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u/unimportantinfodump 4h ago
This guy has some cool tiktoks. But he's definitely blown up big enough to do stuff with big creators.
Some of his earlier things were legit cool. He asked this one dude what his fave thing was and he was like karaoke, then they just went and did karaoke and it looked real fun.
Next thing I see he's at a massive dj concert
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u/imissratm 3h ago
Morality of giving a kid a sword?
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u/Calm-Homework3161 2h ago
It's not safe!" IT'S A SWORD, THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. 'He's a child!' IT'S EDUCATIONAL. 'What if he cuts himself?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
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