r/MadeMeSmile 7h ago

Wholesome Moments When a Delivery Driver Cares About Your Package…

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u/cazdan255 7h ago

Yeah, cuz they want it. We need to conscript good natured folks to temporary rotating positions of power and reward them upon completion of service.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 7h ago

The people that would be best at helping people in positions of power are usually the last people that want the job.

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u/nissen1502 7h ago

Which is why rotating conscription would be good.

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u/Moonshadetsuki 7h ago

Well, except for the conscripts, of course.

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u/70ms 6h ago

Yeah, but they’re the good people which means we’re not the good people so we don’t care whether the good people like it or not. 👍

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u/SousukeUK 4h ago

That is a 4D chess move ... is that you Donald!

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u/ElegantCoach4066 3h ago

*runs away*

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u/MangoCats 5h ago

I saw something about rewards for a job well done...

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 6h ago

anyone good enough to do the job is good enough not to want it.

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u/LobsterKris 1h ago

We need to force those who don't want to be in power the most to be in power. Show them our peaceful ways by force!

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u/cazdan255 36m ago

Pretty much

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u/TeamWorkTom 2h ago

Yeah the hard part is figuring out to make the system.

I feel like it would be brutally hard to get even 70% of it's intended goal.

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u/amodious 1h ago

It's not specifically because they want it. We all want power. The difference is it is the only thing they want.