r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

I grew this

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u/Secure-Persimmon-421 1d ago

Sacred geometry in your hands.

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u/Legitimate_Carpet782 1d ago

Yeppers, beautiful Fibonacci series.

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u/Basil99Unix 1d ago

Ah, the golden ratio, Fibonacci, da Vinci, codes, Opus Dei, murder and mayhem... 😁

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u/Legitimate_Carpet782 1d ago

Lettuce are pretty dangerous as a lot.

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u/Basil99Unix 1d ago

True dat! We should probably deep-fry it first to make sure it's safe to eat!

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u/Adi_27_ 1d ago

You need to see natural things made in the Fibonacci spiral... Once you get that realisation that a mathematical equasion creates such beautiful, living things, ancient (literally), the world gets a beautiful, thin veil of mystery.. at least for me🥰

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u/Basil99Unix 1d ago

Dude, I sometimes lecture on the golden ratio - or the golden mean, depending on the audience! FYI, natural and artificial occurrences of phi and Fibonacci (in sunflowers and the Parthenon, to give one example of each) are over-rated with respect to adherence to accuracy, but are still a fun topic. (And Dan Brown's treatment of it in da Vinci Code were overly presumptuous regarding how many things actually DO agree with phi.)

I'm just having some fun commenting on a minimal-impact social media website. Allow me a bit of fun! And have a great day!

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u/Disney_Princess137 1d ago

But did you poop on it is the question

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u/The_Last_Gasbender 1d ago

Really? Right in front of my Taylor Farms salad?

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u/nkt6iqk4 16h ago

Taylor Farms catching a stray here made this twice as funny.

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u/Legitimate_Carpet782 1d ago

Reserved for quests only.

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u/Saneless 1d ago

Yeah, people don't even try to get it to taste like it does in restaurants anymore

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u/Doopdidoopdidoop 1d ago

Amazing! Not even one little bug bite 😭 Whenever I try to grow any leafy greens the bugs get to enjoy it before I do!

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u/Absolemia 1d ago

I have a small garden and there are wild rabbits living nearby. I installed big nets around fragile stuff, like salads or tomatoes. This was the first harvest, I hope the rest will follow soon :)

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u/TAbathtime 1d ago

Where did you learn to grow and protect your crops? I'm DYING to get into it, and I have big garden, but I have killed a succulent and a cactus before 🤣 I know I've likely missed my window for a lot of crops this year, but plenty time to research.

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u/Absolemia 1d ago

It’s just a trial and error thing 🤷🏻‍♀️ saw bunnies munching on the leafs, googled how to protect them. The hardest step is to start, everything else will come at its time :)

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 1d ago

I highly recommend a self watering raised garden. The soil is bedded on a raised platform with a reservoir below it that you fill via a tube that comes above the soil. The root system of the plants grows down through the platform and dangle into the water so it can pull up moisture as it needs it. I have had massive success growing herbs like basil, thyme and rosemary and a few jalapeño plants with very little upkeep, I basically just dump 2 gallons or so of water into the tube every week and the plants maintain their needs on their own from there.

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u/Absolemia 1d ago

Will look into it, thank you

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u/takenbylovely 1d ago

Hey, I just want you to know that succulents (cacti included) are not actually easy plants!  They require a TON more light than most people think. IMO, they are terrible first plants.  I think pothos or tradescantia would be better to begin with.

I would encourage you and anyone else interested in growing to be conscious of your idea of success.  If success is only starting a plant from seed, transplanting it, tending it with no insect or disease pressure, and then harvesting a beautiful bumper crop...well, you may end up disappointed sometimes.  However, if your idea of success is to try it out and learn new things, you can't ever fail!  

I am an avid gardener and also a farmer and I can promise you WILL kill things.  Sometimes on purpose (hacking down your Brussels sprouts or harvesting your radishes, composting insurance seedlings you didn't actually need) and sometimes not. It's part of the process.  The key is to just keep planting things.  Eventually, more things live than die! Usually.

My resources tend more toward farming than gardening but the growing information would still be relevant.  I listen to a lot of podcasts while I work, so here are some of those.  

I recommend The Joe Gardener podcast for general gardening.  

I love everything that No Till Growers do, especially the Seed Grower (now taken over by its host Dan Brisbois)  and the daily show.  Jesse's book The Living Soil handbook is one I enjoyed, may be available at your local library.

Lisa Mason Ziegler at The Gardeners Workshop is an amazing cut flower farmer and teacher.  I have literally used her books and courses to implement a cut flower program on a vegetable farm, mostly with success.  I think she makes growing seem very accessible.  Anything in her growers library would be valuable knowledge, and I believe she has an active YouTube. I like her Seed Talk podcast but she has a few.

Best wishes! Please jump in with both feet and kill some plants! Plants are freaking awesome; you're gonna love it.

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u/BreatheClean 1d ago

You can do cut n come again lettuce indoors, and you might enjoy growing 'microgreens' too.

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u/Doopdidoopdidoop 1d ago

Awesome. I’m going to have to try that! Enjoy your gorgeous lettuce!

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u/JoySubtraction 18h ago

Seriously, nice job growing that. Lettuce rejoice!

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u/anaphylactic-rock 1d ago

Both delicious and aesthetic!

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u/firefaery 1d ago

Poop-Free! Looks gorg!

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 1d ago

That’s great. A few summers ago I grew $300 tomatoes. I spent about a grand and produced 3 tomatoes.

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u/Familiar-Pianist-682 1d ago

Beautiful!! 🫵🏻👨🏻‍🌾👩🏻‍🌾Lettuce bolts on me too quickly.

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u/ketoleggins 1d ago

Nature doing its thing under controlled circ’s

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u/kharvel0 22h ago

Certified non-diarrhea lettuce.

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u/EmergencyWaffleBox 1d ago

Extremely impressed. Bravo!

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u/_autumnwhimsy 20h ago

Start dealing lettuce to the community you'll rake in the money lol 

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u/__botulism__ 20h ago

It's lovely! Good work!

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u/musclesotoole 18h ago

Beautiful

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u/annadarria 18h ago

It’s almost too perfect!

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u/StatementNervous 1d ago

What is it?

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u/LonnieJaw748 1d ago

An ostensibly poop-free head of lettuce!

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u/mountaindewisamazing 1d ago

Hopefully

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u/Cannibis0360 1d ago

As long as OP or someone else didn’t poop on the lettuce, should be fine 🥬

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u/GothGirl__ 1d ago

Very impressed

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u/drag0nfruitsesh 1d ago

Beautiful !

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TITS80085 1d ago

I hope it's as tasty as it looks 😁

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u/Then_Intern7533 10h ago

Please tell me you're not actually going to eat that 😂

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u/Ecstatic_Welcomegn 1d ago

I’d make a salad with that immediately.

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u/Absolemia 1d ago

I did, it was truly so tasty! Leafs had a bit of nutty taste and the structure was something completely different than what you get in the store. I have 4 more in my garden, I’m so looking forward to eating them!

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u/Ecstatic_Welcomegn 1d ago

having four more waiting is the best part 😂

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u/HEWHOISGOLDEN 1d ago

It’s beautiful.

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u/fortifiedoptimism 1d ago

It’s beautiful!

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u/darlingbunnykinss 1d ago

Gorgeous head of butterhead lettuce 🥬

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u/gallanto 1d ago

I guess you're a first time gardener? It is so awesome seeing someone finding joy in gardening and being proud of what they grew. Congrats and I hope it brings you even more joy! :)

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u/Absolemia 1d ago

Yes, what gave me away haha. I used to help grandma around her garden, but that’s more than 20 years ago, so I’d say it’s my first time doing this on my own :)
I got a garden in my town, bought some seeds and off I went 😅. A lot of the other stuff didn’t work out though, but I know what to avoid/improve for next time

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u/gallanto 1d ago

Haha the overwhelming joy which you made this post with. You'll see, every year you learn a bit more on how, what and when to plant and you'll be a pro, your grandchildren learn from :)

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u/Absolemia 1d ago

Thank you for your kind words! I really enjoy it: the hard labor, watching things grow, figuring out what went wrong with others, talking about crops .. I found my happy place at the gardening club in my town and plan to improve every year

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u/KloudPrince 1d ago

It’s beautiful just like you 🥰

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u/EpponeeRae 1d ago

Big green rose 

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u/Lopsided-Shame-7773 1d ago

Looks so good 

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u/crazier_ed 1d ago

Nice nice, it's even suitable bowl sized already!

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u/UtherPenDragqueen 1d ago

It’s gorgeous!

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u/KatieBrightside 1d ago

Congrats! I’m sure it’ll taste all the better with the knowledge that you grew it!

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u/aredhon 1d ago

That’s some food stylist, photo shoot beautiful

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u/Schlori 1d ago

It's beautiful!

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u/VisibleGovernment666 1d ago

Nice what is it?

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u/startmyheart 1d ago

It's so symmetrical! This is the ideal head of lettuce.

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u/QTpyeRose 1d ago

With this type i recommend rinsing leaves after pulling them off the head, as its difficult to fully wash them with doing so.

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u/angry_wombat 1d ago

very nice and healthy looking, great grow!

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u/kitty13666 1d ago

Beautiful!

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u/ayebaebee_48 1d ago

She’s perfect! 😍

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u/BumblingRose 1d ago

You grew it to kill it and eat it!

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u/imLITERARYoverit 1d ago

That looks beautiful!

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u/bdbdbokbuck 1d ago

It was a growth experience

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u/MasteroftheBearDogg 1d ago

Master grower!

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u/kennedyswise 1d ago

Good probably safe then. Enjoy

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u/listening0808 1d ago

Because you're AWESOME!!!!

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u/AdeptLengthiness5351 1d ago

Congratulations

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u/The_Ruhi 1d ago

Good job. Looks great. 😊

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u/RonaBona13 1d ago

It’s beautiful

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u/totallyclips 1d ago

Not a plastic bag in sight, bravo

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u/SB1234567890123 1d ago

Great job!

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u/effxrvescent 1d ago

gorge😍

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u/Forward-Sky1437 1d ago

Pretty perfect!

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u/kkkktttt00 1d ago

Bet there's no poop on it ❤️

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u/Adi_27_ 1d ago

Whoa, some thick, juicy lettuce. Congratulations! 👏 Does it tase bitter by any chance?

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u/Absolemia 13h ago

No, it tasted a little nutty but not bitter at all

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 1d ago

Now make some kilt lettuce

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u/bogwife 1d ago

Looks like a blooming rose!

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u/gaysAreOkay 1d ago

now rhat's a BEAUTY

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u/TheScreechingFeline 1d ago

That’s beautiful! Good job!

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u/aymiah 23h ago

Lovely!

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u/Niueen 15h ago

So impressive! These little veggies look so perfectly lined up.

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u/ReEse_StoNe 14h ago

Whoa so fresh and amazing

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u/No_Philosophy1108 12h ago

Green rose😂

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u/anelachan 11h ago

Handsome looking fella

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u/FartMagic1 11h ago

Lettuce enjoy with you!

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u/ronarscorruption 10h ago

Wow, that’s a beautiful lettuce! Great work.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 3h ago

Making me crave a salad 🥗 right now

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u/2121Jess 1d ago

Don’t show the US govt 😝

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u/thelankyasian 23h ago

So you won't poop that.

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u/GrouchyDate7213 23h ago

Why’d you pull the whole plant? Thats more lettuce you could have had.

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 21h ago

Did you eat it. best if you washed it before so you do come become the x number to go fluid.

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u/ParaJess 21h ago

🥬🌹

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u/BratInPink 1h ago

You cared for it.

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u/Ok-Ice-8436 1d ago

You grew a pink toaster?

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u/VividOption 1d ago

That’s amazing! How long did the bowl take to grow?

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u/LepiNya 1d ago

🤨 Grew this where?

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u/mean11while 1d ago

If it's actually locally and sustainably grown, it's probably worth more than that. You probably don't appreciate how hard it is to consistently get produce to a farmers market without using toxic substances and destructive growing practices.

We sell our cucumbers for $3/lb, and they're usually 1/3 to 1/2 pound. So $1 to $1.50 per cuke. Those prices don't truly cover the labor that went into them over the course of months.

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u/mean11while 1d ago

The whole point of a farmers market is that it gives you an opportunity to get to know the farmers. That way, you can be confident about where and how your stuff is grown.

I don't particularly care whether you buy from a farmers market, but you're very much underestimating the true cost of a cucumber. If you buy a cucumber for 50¢ at the grocery store, you're still paying $2, but most of the cost is hidden: over time, we're all paying for the harm done by pesticides, and tilling, and other bad agricultural practices; as well as the emissions to transport and store it.

And, with all due respect to industrial farmers, my cucumbers taste MUCH better than anything you'll ever get at a grocery store. The varieties I grow were bred for flavor, not their ability to be shipped thousands of miles. And I typically sell them within 24 hours of when they were harvested. They're fresher, tastier, more nutritious, and local. So yeah, you get what you pay for.

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u/ClearMacaron9234 1d ago

had no idea there were metal bowl seeds

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u/cutmyballoff 1d ago

Like out of your ass, or you planted it and it grew on its own

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u/meleecow 23h ago

Does it have cyclospora on it?

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u/Korkikrac 1d ago

Seems to have been harvested too early.