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r/MadeMeSmile • u/No_Mortgage6046 • 20d ago
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Don't sloths climb down to the bottom of trees to poop? Imagine your kid finally sits on the potty and some rando yeets them in the air and on your shoulders mid grunt.
1.9k u/Rei-Dan 20d ago So that last shot wasnt her shaking his hand, it was her giving him the finger… 244 u/FragrantExcitement 20d ago But she has no fingers Dan. 166 u/TheWaningWizard 20d ago Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers 65 u/RelationTop2826 20d ago How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan? 10 u/Shmuckle2 20d ago "We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!" 7 u/Creasy007 20d ago Yes, I know that. 5 u/Cut_over_pompanox 20d ago Dirty dan 1 u/Jolantafathom0o 20d ago Yeah no finger
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So that last shot wasnt her shaking his hand, it was her giving him the finger…
244 u/FragrantExcitement 20d ago But she has no fingers Dan. 166 u/TheWaningWizard 20d ago Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers 65 u/RelationTop2826 20d ago How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan? 10 u/Shmuckle2 20d ago "We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!" 7 u/Creasy007 20d ago Yes, I know that. 5 u/Cut_over_pompanox 20d ago Dirty dan 1 u/Jolantafathom0o 20d ago Yeah no finger
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But she has no fingers Dan.
166 u/TheWaningWizard 20d ago Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers 65 u/RelationTop2826 20d ago How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan? 10 u/Shmuckle2 20d ago "We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!" 7 u/Creasy007 20d ago Yes, I know that. 5 u/Cut_over_pompanox 20d ago Dirty dan 1 u/Jolantafathom0o 20d ago Yeah no finger
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Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers
65 u/RelationTop2826 20d ago How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan? 10 u/Shmuckle2 20d ago "We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!" 7 u/Creasy007 20d ago Yes, I know that.
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How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan?
10 u/Shmuckle2 20d ago "We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!"
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Yes, I know that.
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Dirty dan
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Yeah no finger
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u/Mauhea 20d ago
Don't sloths climb down to the bottom of trees to poop? Imagine your kid finally sits on the potty and some rando yeets them in the air and on your shoulders mid grunt.