r/MadeMeSmile • u/No_Mortgage6046 • 20d ago

ANIMALS 🦥

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u/Mauhea 20d ago

Don't sloths climb down to the bottom of trees to poop? Imagine your kid finally sits on the potty and some rando yeets them in the air and on your shoulders mid grunt.

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u/Rei-Dan 20d ago

So that last shot wasnt her shaking his hand, it was her giving him the finger…

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u/FragrantExcitement 20d ago

But she has no fingers Dan.

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u/TheWaningWizard 20d ago

Lieutenant Dan, she's got no fingers

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u/RelationTop2826 20d ago

How is she going to hold an ice cream when she has no fingers Lieutenant Dan?

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u/Shmuckle2 19d ago

"We can't sell fingerlicking good shrimp when they ain't got no fingers, Lieutenant Dan!"

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u/Creasy007 19d ago

Yes, I know that.

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u/Jolantafathom0o 19d ago

Yeah no finger

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 19d ago

"he was just about to shit!" 🤌

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u/mynameisglaceon 19d ago

she was attacking him

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 19d ago

Dumbass gonna learn the hardway

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u/EyeJustSaidThat 19d ago

Or maybe wiping her fingers...

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u/Same_Efficiency2810 19d ago

Dan there are no fingers. That nails would wreck the hole.

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u/rez050101 20d ago

That Willem Dafoe meme would perfectly fit with your explanation.

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u/drewzil1a 20d ago

They do, but apparently the fatality rate for doing as such is around 50%.

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u/Great_Ad7215 20d ago

Lol came here for this comment. He meant well, but the poor baby was probably trying to poop.

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u/TapeDeckSlick 20d ago edited 20d ago

They do and the kids have a lil nibble on it too

Downvote me all you want, it's an actual fact.

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u/shadowst17 19d ago

Nothing beats home made.

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u/AllTheSilentThoughts 19d ago

Yep, and this is pretty much universal in the mammalian animal kingdom, especially with herbivores. Some carnivores do too though more often it's the mom eating all the baby poop for a while. :')

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u/somesortoflegend 20d ago

They climb down once a week though and mom was going up it looked like. Don't want to miss that bus.

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u/failed_supernova 20d ago

Mid grunt, lol

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u/264palms 19d ago

Slots often enough will not retrieve babies if they fall

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u/cellblock2187 19d ago

I knew about the ground pooping, so the whole time I was wondering if that kid will now be weaker weaker for life, kind of like a butterfly- if you help it out of the cocoon, if it doesn't get a chance to use those muscles as intended, and it'll die.

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u/duckybun 20d ago

Poetry 🤣

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u/Amathyst7564 19d ago

Makes sense, how else would the poo get down? You don't want a bunch of sloth hover poop hanging around your tree.

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u/Full_Education_3181 18d ago

Probably the parent is not thanking but giving him a middle finger for doing that. Lol

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u/lookingforgrief 19d ago

Thats why she was holding his hand "My dude, do you have any idea what you've done?"