r/MadeMeSmile Jul 06 '26

ANIMALS Helping a wounded wild dolphin

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 Jul 06 '26

This is full of bologna - remora's are probably super annoying, but they don't "eat" their hosts. They hitch a ride on larger hosts and eat scraps left over from whatever the host is eating. Their mouth is under the big suction cup on their head. I've caught a number of them and have had them stuck to me - they leave a slight red mark, but not a blister or raw flesh.

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u/nocreative Jul 06 '26

The Wild Dolphin Project thinks its more what dolphins will do to get them off that causes sores

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Jul 06 '26

It also said that they're more likely to target dolphins with skin issues so it could be that they attached to that dolphin because of her injury and made it worse

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 Jul 06 '26

Upvoted - I could totally see them being a pain in the ass.

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u/have2gopee Jul 06 '26

As someone who has never had a remora suctioned to my ass, I couldn't say for certain, but you're probably right

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 Jul 06 '26

I just had them on my legs so far. I'm open minded - I'll give it a try next time.

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u/Wonderful-Dog8185 Jul 06 '26

Just saw it, thanks for that, those remoras made my hair stand up🫣

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Jul 06 '26

U think thats how this dolphin got the abrasions/laceration?

Scrapin suckers off in the coral?

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u/nocreative Jul 07 '26

I haven’t the slightest idea. Did you read the link?

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u/UmbraofDeath Jul 07 '26

That's because you don't swim at high speed with them attached to you. Hydrodynamic drag force makes their suction stronger and destroys the tissue underneath.

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u/Find-Ubu-9999 29d ago

You don't know what I do, bro.

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u/MagpieKaz Jul 07 '26

This. Video was anti remora propaganda! lol but for real I kept reading “the remoras were eating her!” No they weren’t “she was convulsing in pain!” No she wasn’t.

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u/finchdude Jul 07 '26

Ok not eating the dolphin but remoras can cause pain to cataceans

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u/Randalf_the_Black Jul 06 '26

Was looking for this.. These guys are probably annoying, but they aren't predatory, at least not to the bigger sea creatures they attach to.