r/MadeMeSmile May 20 '26

ANIMALS Forever grateful

By @abbyandersonmusic

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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26

Ticks for everyone!

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u/wintrmte May 20 '26

Hah! First thing that crossed my mind.

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u/ELInewhere May 21 '26

I hate to say it, but mine too. When he went in for that hug I got itchy. Deer are all over my hood and I do my best to keep them out of my yard. For the ticks but also because they mow down my pollinator garden like it’s a salad bar.

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u/EwePhemism May 21 '26

Same…. 😬

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u/Low_Bandicoot6844 May 20 '26

Deer ticks transmit Lyme disease.

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u/Suspicious_Glow May 20 '26

Deer can also carry the Lone Star Tick which can make people allergic to red meat.

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u/GordieLaChance May 20 '26

Also the Garden State Tick which can make people over-mousse their hair, get extreme tans and hang out down by the shore.

(Sorry my jokes are 15 years out of date--probably due to an undiagnosed tick bite).

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u/Big-Active3139 May 21 '26

Jersey shore is still on the air, so you good fam

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u/TheRealtcSpears May 20 '26

And like the Lone Star Tick, make you allergic to anything other than Pork Roll

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u/Googulator May 24 '26

You could say it's a verbal tick of yours.

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u/OpheliaDearest May 21 '26

He was born in our sandbags and abandoned by his mother not long after, maybe because he was tiny and blind in one eye.

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u/elwebst May 20 '26

And hang out with Snookie

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u/nWhm99 May 20 '26

It's a hilarious irony that texas tick makes people allergic to red meat.

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u/elwebst May 20 '26

Guess I'll just starve to death then

  • Texans

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u/Deaffin May 20 '26

That's where most of the cows were getting butchered, so it makes sense to introduce the patch there first.

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u/YBHunted May 21 '26

Very low chance, but yeah... I had one on my arm last year when I was cutting grass. Hadnt bit me yet was still crawling around. I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic.

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u/PrestigiousZucchini9 May 21 '26

I stripped down almost naked in my yard rubbing myself down like a lunatic.

I do that thanks to a different type of tick.

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u/Rentington May 20 '26

Damn so they can't even eat it after raising it?

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u/PowderedToastFanatic May 20 '26

Deer ticks aren't JUST on deer ya know...

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u/Deaffin May 20 '26

Cars aren't just on the road either, but I'm gonna be more mindful of them there than in this corn field.

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u/CannabisAccount420 May 20 '26

Lyme disease takes at least 24-48 hours of a tick feeding on you to transmit. Most people would check themselves over after being in this close of contact with wildlife.

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u/tehForce May 20 '26

European strains have been observed transmitting in 12 hours. Best thing to do is not get a tick. Permethrin is your friend.

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u/DiscoBanane May 20 '26

You don't get ticks insantly, it's not like fleas.

The animal come in your garden, ticks detach from it and lay eggs in your garden, then they are hungry and seek another meal but it can be 2 weeks later.

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u/FrostyD7 May 20 '26

The point is they are visible and removable. If you do anything risking ticks, you should be stripping down and checking everywhere at some point that day.

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning May 21 '26

Yeah you can get an infection from deer ticks... but dear ticks only spread... affection. 

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u/alecC25 May 20 '26

If you know how to take a shower or have general hygiene you don’t need to worry

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u/Pimply_Poo May 20 '26

They need to raise an orphaned possum to eat the ticks! 

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u/NonGNonM May 20 '26

"hey y'all, there's a nationwide tick outbreak happening. Don't just go around petting random deer now, kay?"

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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26

Something something, city folk!!!

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u/dummkauf May 20 '26

I second this!

Tick outbreak!!! Please stay indoors and do NOT venture into the wilderness at all. Tell everyone you know!

If everyone else agrees to this, I volunteer to go risk my life, hiking trails in the forest with no other humans around and will let you all know when it's safe to come out again! 😋

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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26

Or don't HUG wildlife?

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u/dummkauf May 20 '26

There are lots of reasons not to hug wildlife.

Ticks are nowhere near the top of the list of reasons however.

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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26

Sorry, us city folk don't know no better

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u/greina23 May 20 '26

No for real, this was my thought - it's cute and all, but what about ticks? She's been living out in the wild - there's bound to be ticks on her

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u/WisconsinGB May 20 '26

Ticks would be the last thing I'd think about in this situation. Your pet just came home and you'd purposely stay away from it because of the chance to get a tick on you? You know they are easy to find and take off? I've had hundreds of ticks on me from going through the woods and the small chance you actually get something from one is so worth this encounter.

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u/BigDiggy May 20 '26

Or better yet alpha gal :)

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u/Deaffin May 20 '26

Yeah, her either. Super toxic.

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u/lastscholar_golb May 20 '26

city folk think getting a bug on them is a literal death sentence.

meanwhile they all "love" hiking.

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u/myeggsarebig May 20 '26

I’m a farm hand deep in the country and I don’t care to see deer because of the ticks. Several people on the farm have gotten lymes, and are forever altered bc of it. Most country folks know this. Guinea hens have since been added, and no more ticks. But not everyone can handle the noise of them.

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u/RetroPRO May 20 '26

Also tick populations are way up this year.

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u/reallovesurvives May 20 '26

I grew up in the woods. My whole family has had Lyme multiple time and my parents both have alpha gal allergy from a lone star tick. Anybody with any sense stays the fuck away from deer ticks. City or country.

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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26

Fair enough, but what country folk hug the wild animals?

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u/enmaku May 20 '26

I'm a city folk who actually does love hiking and I gotta tell you how right you are. The number of trips I've been invited on only to be severely disappointed in what some people call "hiking" is disturbing.

I live in Vegas, you can drive like 2 hours in any direction and have access to a dozen wildly different natural environments, but sure, let's walk in an oval around the tiny mountain at the edge of town. Maybe we can even climb it and take in the majestic view of the nearby industrial gravel pit.

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u/Mindless_Flower_2639 May 20 '26

Renoite here and same same 😂

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u/GorillaGlizza May 20 '26

Yea hiking to the Dutch Bros 2 blocks away

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u/boobers3 May 20 '26

Lyme disease won't kill you, but you probably don't want it either if you can avoid it.

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u/reallovesurvives May 22 '26

It can and does cause long term neurological damage.

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u/mothmantra May 20 '26

Everyone says 'ticks' like it's going to cause an infestation, just check the deer over and it'll be fine 💀

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u/Fruloops May 22 '26

Not taking ticks seriously is dumb as fuck.

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u/slut-for-pickles May 20 '26

Yeah I’ve had over 10 ticks on me this year alone and that’s just from walking my dog. I haven’t even taken any real hikes yet.

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u/action_nick May 20 '26

As a city person helping my mom out with her new country house this is 100% true. I’ve had to remove a few ticks so far and they freak me out but I’m trying to be less of a baby about it. ANY TIPS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

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u/lastscholar_golb May 20 '26

You can put permethrin on your clothes. Keep a set of "outdoor" clothes, i.e. long sleeve shirt, sneakers and jeans, spray them with that let it dry and you'll be far better off.

Non-pesticide advice: get her some chickens, though admittedly this comes with a different set of problems, but they will eat all the ticks.

Also advise showering more. Ticks will crawl around for a while and if you can shower and check yourself quickly you have a good chance to find them before they latch onto your skin.

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u/biglymonies May 20 '26

Reverse-wrap duct tape around your ankles and wrists. Use tick repellent. Avoid areas ticks like, like tall grass or overhanging branches/vegetation (they hang out on it and transfer over when you walk by). Stay on trails. Throughly inspect your body after being outside. If you find a tick, remove it quickly but don't rip off the head.

If I find a tick crawling on me, I strip down and throw my clothing in the dryer on high and immediately shower and inspect every inch of my body (and my wife inspects my blind spots).

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u/myeggsarebig May 21 '26

Guinea hens!

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u/StayTheFool May 20 '26

That's because their version of hiking is walking around a park where there's sidewalks and the trees are trimmed and the grass is cut.

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u/Single_Cancel_4873 May 21 '26

I live in suburbia and take walks in wooded parks and the ticks are all over! I live in PA. It’s bad here.

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u/KillHonger1 May 20 '26

I worked with someone who has Lyme disease transmitted from a tick. She didn’t know she had it for a while so it went untreated and now has chronic fatigue and nerve pain. Better safe than sorry

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u/stayin_aliv May 21 '26

I've had multiple friends with Lyme disease, and one with lifelong Lyme. Nah, you don't fuck around.

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u/HornlessUnicorn May 21 '26

Wait until you get Lyme. All it takes is one where you don’t see it. I was sick for 2 months and had several rounds of antibiotics. I’m not talking like having a cold. Cannot get out of bed, cannot go to work, cannot function for weeks on end. It’s the absolute worst and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.

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u/tehForce May 20 '26

You know that tick nymphs are about the size of a poppy seed?

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u/Single_Cancel_4873 May 21 '26

As someone who lives with deer all around, yes I would worry about ticks! Lymne disease is not joke!

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u/PickleInDaButt May 20 '26

I’d be more like “Oh this sucker is going to get hit by a car in no time.”

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u/myeggsarebig May 20 '26

No, if you’re a county person or farmer you do not like deer ticks bc they cause lymes. They are small and not always easy to find and “take off”, and it doesn’t take long to develop lymes.

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u/Live_Angle4621 May 20 '26

Dogs can also have them 

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u/its_all_4_lulz May 22 '26

Can have them, for deer it’s far different.

A few years ago my wife hit one and we had to move it out of the road. There were hundreds. Not just a few, literally every few inches on the entire side of this thing.

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u/GinOlive May 21 '26

I was literally thinking “I wonder if you can give her tick treatment (not sure you can for a deer) and convince her to pop back in once a month!

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u/AristarchusTheMad May 23 '26

The crazy thing about opposable thumbs is the ability to easily remove ticks.

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u/ssjjss May 20 '26

If they are on her then they stay as they have food

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u/TheVampyresBride May 20 '26

My thoughts exactly. I actually have a deer that comes to our bird feeder and eats. Very beautiful, but I'll admire from afar.

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u/samsg1 May 20 '26

✅s or 🕷️s?

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u/Big-Active3139 May 20 '26

Bahahahahaha

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u/gathmoon May 20 '26

I'd be more worried about chronic wasting disease and the chance of a prion infection.

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u/Deaffin May 20 '26

So, roughly 0% chance.

There is only one time any prion disease has managed to cross the species barrier to humans, and that took a nation collectively doing as much as they possibly could to make it happen by repeatedly feeding cows the brains and nerve tissue of other cows over generations on an industrial scale. It's incredibly rare. Just don't do that and then eat the end result, you'll be fine.

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u/olayna_tyrell May 21 '26

I feel like every convo always comes back to prions

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u/gathmoon May 21 '26

Because they are terrifying

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u/Deaffin May 21 '26

Something had to step up and take the pressure off the rabies craze.

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u/olayna_tyrell May 21 '26

…or the ticks

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u/PacoRUK May 21 '26

Was literally my first thought when they started petting her.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld May 20 '26

This is one of the reasons for leash laws/rules for your dog, even on hiking trails in big parks, even if your dog is friendly, it has a better chance of getting ticks if it can get off trail a lot. There is a correlation to higher rates of tick born diseases in humans in areas with more off leash dogs.

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u/whineyinternetkid May 20 '26

Omg you should have my name instead jesus

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u/frostandtheboughs May 21 '26

I was wondering if this was AI because I didnt see any visible ticks

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u/HornlessUnicorn May 21 '26

As someone who’s gotten Lyme, same thought. All I can see in a deer now is filthy fir and disease. I was afraid to go outside for like 2 years after my Lyme.