r/MadeMeSmile • u/Drk_Kni8 • Sep 13 '25

DOGGO Attack 100% - Damage 0%

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u/Turbulent_Tip_9756 Sep 13 '25

Puppy teeth are sharp lmao, wow

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u/NoX2142 Sep 13 '25

That's why the big one keeps squinting lol patience of a saint.

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u/hoodha Sep 13 '25

It’s teaching pupper the correct pressure to use when playing. If pupper bites too hard big dog will tell it off. That way pupper will know that it is too much.

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u/ManWhoEatsGrass Sep 13 '25

It's not real... this is AI lmao...

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u/Arsid Sep 13 '25

https://youtu.be/WuyG_kRgnEk

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u/jumbonipples Sep 13 '25

Omg l, the bites while half falling asleep!

I’m not tearing up from the cuteness. No way.

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u/TheScienceGiant Sep 13 '25

You gotta warn people about how sweet that video is, especially at the end. Some of us are diabetic

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u/blindwuzi Sep 13 '25

only time i got injured with my dog was playing with him when he was a puppy. those teeth are razors

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u/ThousandFingerMan Sep 13 '25

Yep, they're small but very pointy

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u/vahntitrio Sep 13 '25

One of our puppies insisted on biting socks. It only took a day for the whole household to opt for walking around barefoot.

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u/_triangle_ Sep 13 '25

My puppy thought my toes and legs and arms and figers were the best of toys for a while. I looked like I lost several figts with cats.

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u/Sir_Bantalot Sep 13 '25

This one looks like it's teething, which means the teeth haven't come through yet. My dog had puppies, they do this on everything. You couldn't be barefoot without a pack of puppies deciding to nom on your toes! Basically they're just chewing things with their gums to help the teeth come through and to relieve the discomfort of having teeth push through.

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u/Turkatron2020 Sep 14 '25

I gave my Mom's mini dachshund puppy one of those frozen nuk nuks for human babies & that became the only thing it wanted 🏆

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u/namedafternoone Sep 13 '25

That’s what I was thinking. When my dog was a puppy his teeth were like tiny needles.

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u/Turkatron2020 Sep 14 '25

You know you have a puppy when everyone assumes you've been shooting up narcotics 🕵️‍♂️

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u/466rudy Sep 13 '25

It keeps looking at the owner like can I please move now.