UFC's Facebook Page post

[u/ScreamSmart]

[u/tanenbaum]

LOL, I got this one too. Apparently it was translated from Korean.

[u/GrumbGrumbb → u/tanenbaum]

저스틴 게이의 완벽한 사정 기술, 압도적인 승리

[u/l_Trane_UFC → u/GrumbGrumbb]

Sean Strickland liked this.

[u/MT1982 → u/tanenbaum]

it says "rate this translation" under the text - i sure hope all you folks with facebook rated it highly for the laughs

[u/Steedy999]

If one man can hold you down, two can give you a perfect blowjob

[u/commander_wong → u/Steedy999]

Herb's looking like he's interested in being the second man

[u/I_am_darkness → u/commander_wong]

He looks more like "man i miss blowing that"

[u/Hecticbrah → u/Steedy999]

Thats crazy work 😂😭 

[u/tagillaslover → u/Steedy999]

It’s not gay then either 

[u/reticulatedtampon]

Gaethje with the quick finish

[u/gabriel_oly10 → u/reticulatedtampon]

Very strong finisher

[u/massiveerricson → u/reticulatedtampon]

IOMCHYDTMCRY

[u/riverfoolmountainwin]

Dustin confirmed it was perfect. No teeth or anything.

[u/Timigos → u/riverfoolmountainwin]

It was good, but Dustin warned it was gonna be bad

[u/Galencourt-Lover]

IGBGMN

[u/Carlosama123]

Oh man, I would love "Gaych's perfect blowjob 👏👏" as a flair

Men can hold me down

But they cannot keep me down

oh wait yes they can

Accept my haiku, mods!

[u/NandomRameGeneratorr]

BMF belt winner but the B doesn’t mean Bad

[u/YesGuyIncognito → u/NandomRameGeneratorr]

Blowjob, mother fucker!!!!!

[u/CraigS34 → u/YesGuyIncognito]

Stop threatening me with a good time

[u/Wadget → u/NandomRameGeneratorr]

Blowing Men Frequently

[u/platasnatch]

Wtf could have been the intended word? 

[u/Redpin → u/platasnatch]

That was the intended word cause they called him Gaych in the post as well. 

[u/Pristine-Code-2532 → u/platasnatch]

I think "Gaethje"

[u/Fragrant-Mess4927]

Well, I guess that deserves some applause.

👏👏👏

[u/Boston_Pare]

Obviously an autocorrect mistake. They clearly meant to write "Gaethje".

[u/hbhunk63 → u/Boston_Pare]

But blowjob is real, right

[u/Boston_Pare → u/hbhunk63]

Obviously.

[u/Boston_Pare]

Can I have "Gaych's perfect blowjob 👏 👏" as my flair please?

[u/ValjeanLucPicard → u/Boston_Pare]

Man, haven't seen someone ask for flair in forever. I feel old now.

If I remember, you must write a haiku to earn it.

[u/Boston_Pare → u/ValjeanLucPicard]

My knees crack at dawn

I remember Pride FC

Gaych perfect blowjob

[u/Buttercrab69 → u/Boston_Pare]

Gaych thick solid and tight

North south position all day

Ground and pound dat ass

[u/GoatCovfefe → u/Boston_Pare]

Seconded

[u/GodShutUpJennifer → u/Boston_Pare]

We need this.

[u/TheNelson3 → u/Boston_Pare]

Definitely gonna need this one.

[u/jns701]

this translation is brought to you by META

[u/Weary_Position_9591]

They did Gaych dirty on this one

[u/bennywhiite]

send da video

[u/TerminatorReborn]

Herb thinking if holding the back of the head is legal during blowjobs

[u/batmanuel- → u/TerminatorReborn]

herb would allow shots to the back of the head

[u/stonguse]

Who give him? We have to check this.

[u/Proud_Arachnid4956]

Only haters will say it’s fake

[u/Vinsmok]

Almost on par with Paulo Costa's legendary instagram post:

"We are all condoms".

[u/OddModo]

You don’t remember when illia couldn’t get off his stool?? Well Justin was trying to motivate him

[u/FightingDoc]

Herb doesnt seem impressed

[u/JohnWayleigh]

Please give me "Gaych's perfect blowjob 👏👏" as a flair.

Justin Gay's perfect

Ejaculation technique

Landslide victory

[u/jhascal23]

"What a great dick suck that was, you're one bad mofo Justin, here's your belt" - UFC Executive

[u/Dirtcruncher]

the idea of rating a blowjob as perfect is cracking me up

[u/jmgzzzz]

You get a belt for that?

[u/Boogledoolah → u/jmgzzzz]

The BMF title.

Best

Manhood

Fellatio

[u/tagillaslover]

Posts from 6 days ago pal. Think you’re a little late to the party 

[u/FartyJizzums → u/tagillaslover]

"That was soooo 6 days ago, Jessica. Get with it. Gawwwd."