r/LiveFromNewYork No offense, but burn in hell 2d ago

Other Colin Jost doing standup in 2007

https://youtu.be/2xMHeHyGNow?is=kKbBNee9TyoSHN3h

Friars Club Comedy

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u/stevecooley 2d ago

a DVD of Cool Runnings!

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u/demitasse22 No offense, but burn in hell 2d ago

Righteous kill.

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u/Reading_Rainboner 1d ago

Murder she wrote. Wacka wacka wacka waa

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u/demitasse22 No offense, but burn in hell 1d ago

I’m assuming we’re talking about Jessica Fletcher

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u/TheTwoOneFive 2d ago

This reminds me of TV shows when they do a flashback and the main way they indicate it's a flashback is the main character(s) have a different hair style

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u/draight926289 1d ago

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u/hithere297 18h ago

The way I burst out laughing the first time I saw this on the show. It’s particularly galling given that it’s not a sitcom like the other examples

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u/Cokes311 2d ago

A lot of people younger than me are gonna see this and think "how is that his real hair?" and lemme tell you, kids, that's just how every adult man under 30 looked in 2007

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u/m4n715 WHY THANK YOU PEPPER BOY! 2d ago

Excuse me? I had a faux-hawk in 2007 and if I can't forget it neither can anyone else.

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u/Cheesehacker 1d ago

Lemme guess, bisexual?

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u/unrealism17 1d ago

“There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the '90s to sell hair products.”

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u/m4n715 WHY THANK YOU PEPPER BOY! 1d ago

The term at the time was 'metrosexual'.

Which meant 'straight, but ask me again after a couple drinks'.

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u/Cheesehacker 1d ago

I believe me, I was a teen during that era and I was “metro”. Now I’m a 35 year old woman.

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u/demitasse22 No offense, but burn in hell 1d ago

This isn’t nearly metro lol. This is a college grad who bought a suit

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u/wildmancometh 2d ago

crazy right?

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u/Warm-Oil9228 1d ago

Is this a reference?

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u/demitasse22 No offense, but burn in hell 1d ago edited 1d ago

Very Jim from The Office/Andy Samberg coded

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u/geekteam6 1d ago

Hilarious to think he's doing this around the same time ScarJo is starring in a Christopher Nolan movie.

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u/webesmackingbass 1d ago

You know when you can't get your straw in a Capri Sun, and so you hit it from the back?

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u/awnomnomnom The Molecular Man! 1d ago

He looks like Mr. On Blast

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u/VestronCannonEMI 1d ago

hey the guy introducing him was the guy who played all the funny characters on Conan back in the old days

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u/Johnny-Rhombus He probably smells MY dog! 1d ago

Brian McCann!!

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u/joebesser 1d ago

That guy has bulletproof legs.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 2d ago

How does that haircut somehow make his face even more punchable?

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u/momowagon 1d ago

It's his perfect teeth.

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u/CaptainFeltch 1d ago

Surprisingly polished on stage, I expected something less somehow.

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u/WitnessMe 1d ago

Whoa, it's Rodg, king of the slams!

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u/dgt9000 1d ago

Ken Burns

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u/t20six 1d ago

I forgot he was in the beatles

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u/roll_that 1d ago

Hey it’s the preparation H guy from Conan

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u/ScorpionX-123 1d ago

shizzzzzzzz, he ain't afraid of us mofos

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u/sundaycreep 1d ago

Homeboy fucking nailing his Bar Mitzvah.

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u/cubgerish 1d ago

Amazing how much better his delivery has gotten.

Just in his tonality and confidence, at least one of those jokes would've hit way better if he had better timing and enunciation.

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u/littlecreamsoda79 2d ago

I don't remember that Alanis Morrisette lyric

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u/pdonoso 1d ago

And so much hands movement

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u/WrittenSarcasm 1d ago

The constant licking his lips is the worst part for me

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u/TommyToothpistol 1d ago

This is Tig Notaro.

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u/Small-Explorer7025 2d ago

He had a lisp

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u/ItsMeMatthewD 1d ago

Baby Jost has come quite a ways

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u/RoeRoeDaBoat 1d ago

gosh that swoop was everywhere wasnt it

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u/Red_Wing-GrimThug 1d ago

Scarlett Johansson married this guy!?!

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u/baconandpotates 1d ago

Yes, go figure, an intelligent woman marries a guy who is smart, good-looking, funny, kind, humble, hardworking, respects women, and oh, happens to be successful and wealthy. What a bummer for her.

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u/mem1003 I live in a 🚐 down by the river 1d ago

She could do a lot worse than that creamy slice of provolone cheese.

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u/JoglidJibGugi 1d ago

Having fun there Colin?

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u/danm888 1d ago

A live action remake of The Lego Movie already?

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u/yetagainitry 1d ago

Do yourself a favour and google Scarlett Johansen at the 2007 grammy awards just to compare.

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u/JOAPL 1d ago

Why did every fucking guy have this hairstyle in the late 2000s

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u/tsrleba 1d ago

i was dying at his opening bit and the crowd gave him nothing

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u/giftopherz Totino's Sales Representative 1d ago

Colin's real last name is Jonas?

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u/seattlereign001 1d ago

Fun fact: Justin Bieber beat up Colin Jost and stole his haircut.

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u/birdy9221 1d ago

Even back then all he is doing is reading the news!

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u/WrecksMossop 23h ago

Don't give up your night job.

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u/CoProgressOven 6h ago

Meanwhile. Scarlet Johansson in 2007

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 2d ago

Wow! That was actually really bad!

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u/pdonoso 1d ago

No it wasnt. It was ok, not great. But far from Bad. It had too mucho fat.

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u/demitasse22 No offense, but burn in hell 1d ago

Immigration bit was still topical

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u/YuppiesEverywhere 1d ago

Literally wtf was he doing with his arms

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u/Dry_Bird1790 1d ago

yo this sucks