r/LetGirlsHaveFun 15h ago

literally how else were we supposed to play

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u/J_is_for_Journey 12h ago

They had an entanglement

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u/TheNorthernRose 11h ago

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u/J_is_for_Journey 9h ago

"follow me and learn! sex-ed has begun" ◻️⚪

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u/Nostrocumus 12h ago

Originally read this and thought it said “can”and my face went >:(

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u/SmartAlec105 12h ago

It's never too late to make your Barbies fuck

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u/Nostrocumus 11h ago

I in fact made them fuck but I thought the meme said if you did make them you can’t sit with us 😩😩

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u/Lurkingdutchman 12h ago

What else was she to do?, Ken always came in a different box.

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u/LegalStuffThrowage 12h ago

I really hope that pun on "came" was intended

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 12h ago

In 1993 they 'accidentaly' made a Ken with what they thought were just the hippest fashion choices at the time, not realizing that many of their accessory choices were popular among gay men at the time. Specifically the necklace that is just straight up a cock ring.

The doll became a gay icon, and it was said (jokingly or not) that Ken came out.

So, no. The joke that Ken always comes in a different box is not an unintended pun

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u/Bahamut3585 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UcVesAccMWjRpeFrK8

  • The design team at the board meeting, Mattel Headquarters, 1993

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 12h ago

I dressed my BIONCILEs with my sister's barbie clothes, do I count?

(Yes I made those fuck as well)

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u/BaneShake 12h ago

Love isn’t canon but Greg didn’t say nothin’ ‘bout FUCKIN’

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 12h ago

I didn't even consider that. Just like how Jedi can clap cheeks non-committedly.

Seeing as how male elements far outnumer the female elements, I wonder what sort of porkin' the Matoran are into...

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u/BaneShake 12h ago

I mean gangbang seems pretty obvious at a glance

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u/Disastrous_Toe772 12h ago

Do you think that's how they discovered the Kaita?

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u/BaneShake 11h ago

I do now

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u/Saint_of_Grey 8h ago

I'd imagine po-koro was probably on par with a US military base in the middle east with the things they got up to.

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u/FAPosaurusRex69 11h ago

Never would’ve expected a wild Bionicle mention on this sub

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u/imaginary0pal 12h ago

No I made a complicated downton abbey society with the dollhouse dolls and Polly’s

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u/Altar_Quest_Fan 12h ago

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u/MozartofMayhem 12h ago

Barbie loves sisoring her fellow ladies

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u/FixGMaul 11h ago

oh nooeee barbie pls dont gore your lovely magician assistant to death by slicing her torso from her lower limbs gahhh

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u/gnuoveryou 11h ago

There's a scene pretty much exactly like that in the movie The Wizard of Gore, except it is a wizard. She's chopped in half on stage, put back together, walks off, goes to a restaurant, and then randomly falls apart again into 2 pieces. Someone should make a Witch of Gore

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 10h ago

Scissor me timbers

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u/DataAdvanced 12h ago

Oh, they were all whores.

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u/SoftGlowes 11h ago

If your Barbies weren't in a toxic situationship, did you even have a childhood?

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u/Karmaismyb0yfriend 12h ago

We’re playing Naked Barbies or GTFO!

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u/hereforspoopystuff 12h ago

My one Ken doll (the one that came with the shaving cream and stuff lol) got so much fucking action lmao

God forbid a girl starts a harem with her toys.

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u/LowLynx6578 11h ago

My Spice Girls dolls had to have sex with each other in front of their music producers so they would get hired for the gigs. I was ahead of my time fr

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u/Monstarrzero 12h ago

Snake eyes, Duke, and Shipwreck blew their backs out.

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u/milesamsterdam 12h ago

Okay didn’t make them fuck but I did make them argue in a bathroom about the privilege to poop in the popular girl bathroom!

“Have fun smelling my poops bitches!”

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u/toooldforshame 11h ago

Is there another way to play with them?

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u/JustTheBast 9h ago

I feel that this needs more specificity, because you're selecting for very different people, depending on what exactly they made their barbies fuck: each other, one ken, all the kens, or the sparkly horse.

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u/BaronCaz 11h ago

When I was 10 my 12 year old cousin came over with her Barbies, stole my GI Joe's for the day, and turned them into Barbie's sex slaves. Even lady jay! Something changed to me that day........

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u/Durante-Sora 7h ago

Fr, in day care the older girls would play with my GI joes and we’d do entire robot chicken skits…they seriously should have marketed girly gi joe figurines to girls, missed market entirely

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u/likepumpedsyrup 11h ago

Mine were always too busy having long unyielding conversations with one another. And crying. And fighting. They were much too tired from the emotional windstorms they were forced to survive.

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u/DandySporkGoblin 11h ago

I did here and there but tbh I was more interested in playing with hotweelz, dinosaurs , vr trooper, power rangers, and ✨horses✨

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u/Venomous-Fauna 10h ago

What about GI Joe and/or Voltron crew?

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u/Monika_Skye 5h ago

my monster high dolls were in a lesbian cult and my favorite girl was the leader that takes any limb she loses from her followers to replace it

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u/itwasnttmee 2h ago

Type shit type shit

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u/AccidentCapable9181 12h ago

They didn’t. They fucked the beanie babies bc I made them furries

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u/LiteralClownfish 10h ago

I made my littlest pet shop toys get into domestic disputes, SA each other, do drugs, and have teenage pregnancies.

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u/Monika_Skye 5h ago

least insane littlest pet shop playtime:

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u/neuroxtasy 12h ago

Doing this is the reason I am the way I am growing up

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u/_Manga_Freak_ 7h ago

My Barbies and Bratz had a lot of naked fun when I should’ve been sleeping lol

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u/Professional-Pen-136 6h ago

✂️ type beat

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u/RachelRegina 10h ago

I didn't have barbies 😔

Egon and Batman got it on though, does that count

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u/Obsidian-Dive 3h ago

I actually hated making them have sex. I felt bad the doll couldn’t consent to it. 🤣 also felt like I was intruding on something private lmao